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Just got off the phone from my mate and feeling positive. I've got to be with how miserable he is 😂 Joking aside. It was good to chat. Hes going to get in touch with his GP tomorrow and I've told him Im going to call him tomorrow to ensure he has. We had a good laugh and agreed to get a walk in next week. So fingers crossed a small step in the right direction.

I watched one and just felt Misérables.

Tbh there’s some younger, loaded ones who are also absolute miserable bastards. Danny Murphy, Danny Mills etc It’s like they hate football but their wife doesn’t want them at home because a blokes putting a Telly on the wall so they have to go out to graft.

Swings and roundabouts.

The telly bloke is here and I'm stood like a fucking question mark trying to pretend everything's normal.

Apparently blow jobs are quite subjective and when questioned what they liked most about it, men answered something like, 60% - the feeling, 40% - The peace and quiet.

I read that as "skilled pensioner" at first and thought, okay, this is going to need its own thread

They’ll definitely help you if you’re struggling with the day to day stuff. I think without them I spent a lot of time waking up and saying “ahhh man, fuck this” pretty much every day. Exercise has helped me massively this year but Im still prone to bouts of depression/anxiety and I never really know when to expect them, sometimes I only notice when everything’s gone wrong so I try to maintain the meds so as not to slip. Obviously during the pandemic they’ve helped too - as I live alone so it’s been a hell of a battle. Obviously your year has been considerably more difficult with losing family in the circumstances. Counselling will almost certainly help because figuring stuff out can get you a little closer to closure and you tend to think about stuff differently. A fresh pair of eyes can certainly help that. I think it’s really hard to get on the NHS mind. But yeh, don’t write off medication. Your brain is short of serotonin, it’s science and nothing to be ashamed off. Modern life is fucking hard.

Also, how many other times when a random pundit comes out with some innocent enough line like Pardew did about any other club would you see anyone diving straight in to rubbish it? It's unreal, man. 'Yeah I loved my time at Palace/Spurs/Everton/West Ham etc, when things were going well the place was bounci.....' 'Try being at Anfield, eh, wide cunt!!'

Grim Souness said it was like winning the pools inheriting Bobby's team so I take it in this analogy he's that charva knacker who won the lottery who dug up his newly bought land and rallied around on it riding four wheel motorbikes wearing Rangers shirts and blew the lot because he was fucking useless and wasted his lottery win.

Just watched the first 30 seconds or so… Anyone who can get Newcastle fans thinking Pardew is a canny bloke needs to have a proper look at themselves. What a fucking wanker he is.

Well said man, I can’t agree with this enough. When most of us started pissing about on here we were pretty young(ish) and carefree, but life has a way of hitting you unexpectedly. We’ve already lost one very much missed member and I’d rather spill my guts about my mental health every day of the week if it makes it normalised than have another one of us suffer unnecessarily. The last couple of years have been an absolute headfuck for everyone, and if the silver lining is being honest about your mental health, then I’ll take it. *pills are kicking in

And there’s this too https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/1962022.souness-id-go-back-to-newcastle-in-a-heartbeat/ Tbh we don’t need any fucker to validate us as a club or as a fan base…. We needed a 50k stadium 25 years ago when the plans were laid down and we can still fill it after two subsequent relegations and being currently sat in the bottom 3 despite still having won nothing in ( now) 52 years. As many have said there’s not a fan base like us in European football…..

#cans

This is sit down/stand up all over again

I had no idea, you hide it well. You know what, I will definitely see the GP in the new year, thanks for sharing this. If antidepressants can get me back on course without making my penis drop off then why not I guess. Got to be better than sporadically self-medicating with alcohol and me feeling so low as fuck the next day that I end up posting shit on a message board . I can also ask for grief counselling from my work as a freebie, hopefully in confidence. I still have terrible feelings of sadness and guilt I just can't shake (and I know the latter is completely irrational but I can't help it). 2022 has to be a better year for me than this cunt of a year.

I was the lowest I’ve ever been a few months back, and had a chat with my GP who put me on Happy Pills and I was offered counselling. I took the pills but didn’t bother with the tree-hugging and over the course of a week or two the difference was very noticeable. Give it a try, for a month or two, and if it’s not for you, no harm done, but if it works like it did for me, fuck me- what a difference you’ll see. I wasn’t having highs or lows, I was just flat- typically northern, I “felt nowt”, nothing, no joy, no sadness, no interest, nowt. Now, I’m like a teenage lass, bursting out into song at the sight of a kitten. But, aye, give it a try Renton man.

They fucked up the champions league draw and have to do it again. Obviously clubs aren’t happy

I’m sure this has been posted or mentioned so apologize if so, just saw it and want to say this is a fucking disgrace tbh. The state of punditry is appalling. Note all Pardew said was that when the stadium is full and the fan base is fired up it’s amazing, absolutely nothing that dour prick Souness says counters that he just insults the club and basically suggests fans are irrelevant. I understand fans of other clubs will find this funny but tbh once they get over the initial piss taking they should re listen to the arrogant agenda driven prick. It’s just insulting to a PL club for no reason that his little grudge that he holds towards us because he did such a terrible job here. His whole statement is embarrassing tbh. He’s basically arguing fans don’t matter, he’s the one that brought comparisons to Liverpool - Pardew didn’t do that, so again I don’t understand why that’s a stick to beat Newcastle fans with, also the fans of Liverpool don’t do anything special it just so happens they support a well run football club. Have a go at ownerships/managers etc as they can actually impact the successes of a club, fans don’t get to do that other than creating an exciting atmosphere to play in which was Pardews point - the fans are a draw and it can create that foundation. Souness should just fuck off tbh, he clearly doesn’t have much enjoyment in life as everytime I see him he’s fucking miserable - you can even tell by the reaction of the other two sat there that he’s miserable to be around too as they had that look of fucking hell here we go again another needlessly insulting incoherent point that isn’t even anything to do with the topic. This is a bloke that thinks if a player gets their hair cut more than once a month they can’t possibly be concentrating on football, he’s tragic.

Btw, admins, can we change this lad’s name to MARCELINO, it’s doing me head in… ©️Ciaomanheyman

You want be careful typing long-ish posts like this, you might pull a tendon.

I was the opposite end and as the ball was dropping must have been the only dickhead saying "don't shoot". Further proof Diego knows more than me

Chicken and wine night at Chez Edwards

Yeah, yeah, you’re all expecting the obvious FYP, well… get fucked.

Nice one man. We all know he’s a dirty Leeds fan, but we’re all pretending not to, which lets us care.…

Aye, I used to be very close to the family of an ex-Nufc Fairs Cup, safc FA Cup winning, and Blyth Spartans 5th round superduperstar whose presence made bitter lemon unnecessary in your 1970s gin. For some reason his hatred was focused on Supermac, who he and his equally toxic Mrs. despised. ( Malcolm obviously gave her a portion…)

Aye. And if there was the slightest chance they'd actually defeat the govt, their principles would quickly fall away and they'd be abstaining instead of voting against. They can all fuck off anyway, voting against public health measures put forward by the chief medical officer. Dickheads.

I remember getting heavily involved in pun based carry on this time last year. Absolute Nightmare before Christmas.

Unhinged.

Lads, just watch musicals and you’ll be fine.

Denise Squelch.

Solves the teeth problem.

Show off.

FYP

Question is, if you could suck your own dick, would you? It's a no from me like.

i don't think there is as much of a stigma now. and you don't have to tell anyone ultimately, so give it a whirl. if it works, great. if they don't agree with you, no harm done. or try something like CBD oil. may not work for you but won't hurt to give it a bash. i know people who suffer with anxiety who swear by it and are now sleeping well again. regular exercise is the thing that keeps my mental health and wellbeing in check. that and the occasional bender to let off some steam.

*bloke walks in and sees Gemmill with wires going down the back of his pants, mildly groaning…

CT LEVEL AND PROUD! I'm firing the tens machine up now. If you don't hear from me again, I exploded my pacemaker.

The bigger news here is that you've paid another bloke to hang a telly on your wall! Buy a drill you big girl!

His lass should have to walk around like this. Everywhere she goes.

Aye. Any exercise is tbh but aye a walk is. Get decent weather and we can have a laugh and banter. Another one of out mates has just put on the WhatsApp group 'mate if you fancy a chat let's go for a pint' fuck me.

Aye, my brother in laws dad is an ex-pro, he’s comfortable enough to joke about what he missed out on but he’s pretty clear that a lot of his colleagues are bitter as fuck about it. Souness definitely has that bitterness in his locker along with the rest.

I certainly hope Mrs R doesn't get on here anymore.

Filthy spitter.

Aren’t we a happy bunch?

@Gemmillgoogle piriformis stretches. Sounds like your arse needs a good stretch.