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Leg dangling or not, that was simulation, 100%. Maddison began the dive before he touched Lascelles (and it was him touching Lascelles, not the other way round.) That's what VAR is supposed to be for, that goal should not have stood and Maddison should be in the book. That in no way excuses Lascelles's stupidity or the bad pass that began the entire passage of play.

Chicken and wine night at Chez Edwards

@wykikitoon officially relieved of match day thread starter duties

Don't worry, I'll not make that mistake again.

I blame the confidence of Gemmill, Renton and CT.

Burn the scarf.

I'd go so far as saying that this was the first time since Howe arrived that we've looked like relegation certainties on the pitch.

Ugh. Fuck this man. Here's me thinking we can maybe sneak the odd point from the big lads. Not if this lot can do this to us. I'm starting to wonder if we aren't going down with Everton.

Stupid for Lascelles to leave a foot out like that but what the fuck is the point in VAR if it’s not going to pick up blatant dives like that?

“ Delivery from Grandad Trooper, 1 Fillet Steak for Ms. Trooper, 3 super-duper burgers for the boys, 1 bucket of raw tripe for dickhead son. Sign here please…”

I saw the Police on that tour at the Liverpool Empire and I can completely agree about the Cramps, it was a bit of a life changing moment for me. I didnt know much about them beforehand I still vividly remember them coming on stage, Lux stick thin in a purple suit. Poison Ivy like something out if my wildest teenage dreams and generating a noise I didnt know was possible. Still one of my fondest memories all these years later. I seem to remember Richard Hell and the Voidoids were bottom of the bill. Punk Royalty

Proroguing Parliament for political means was unlikely but not impossible. I’m sure she hasn’t forgotten that whole episode.

It’ll be all down to Johnson because it’s only down to Starmer when he’s behind in the polls.

a marathon 4 hours of the police/sting on bbc2 tonight including a just about to start 45 minute interview with dermot o'leary about his life and career. it's a first airing and I'm very tempted to watch it, if for no other reason than to see if he finally gets round to addressing the letters the mackems on rtg sent him about our takeover.

Pre recorded so he doesn't have to answer any awkward questions

You made her laugh?

The Nigerian uncle wept

I would, but it was a birthday present twelve days ago off my daughter and she’s sitting next to me

I’m back to leaning towards not liking his face

Leicester aren’t poor. Out of form perhaps but they’ve been in and around the top 6 for years, winning a league title and an FA cup. Today was a small chance for us but they were always favourites. They’re years ahead of us.

If I was Fernandez I would tonya harding Lascelles.

Everything Willock touches turns to shit currently, including his hairstyle.

What a cunt this ref is

It's mostly because the defense is set, but most mostly because we're also quite shit.

Yup. We all said it - we needed to beat Brentford and Norwich. Those are the games that will send us down.

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Lascelles is thick as shit but thats a fucking dive

Nothing to do with you wanting to show off that you’ve finally got the cables tidied away?

The 'I never worked again after NUFC' metric.

Lucky Scarf in place. 100% win record.

Not just Pardew but ‘Pardew the Intellectual’ with those glasses.

No idea

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!!

The photos are not quite what you would have hoped for, but it's just more drip, drip of information. I don't think these are the last photos we'll see. I could do without watching videos of lost hobbit Therese Coffey doing karaoke though. You can keep that shite.

just a footnote... was really rather good and worth catching up on. called reel stories. I saw the police at the mayfair ballrooms when I was a kid in about '78, they were supported by the cramps who I thought blew them away on the night. their following then was all the punks who hung around outside listen ear record shop near the city hall. by the time they made it big I'd lost interest in them although I'd concede they made some catchy pop records. most of all though I'd decided sting was a bit of a twat who'd sold out on his roots. anyway, came across quite personable and a thoroughly enjoyable 45 minute watch, if you get the time. edit.... he never mentioned the mackems once!

The way Rangnick is walking around with his jacket zipped right up and his cap on, I'd be checking his hard drive.

Aye, just screengrab any QR code, who's going to cross reference? Let's be generous and say it takes a minute to do this. That would lead to queues hours long at SJP. So either lock down properly or don't bother at all imo.

More than a little annoying that what I suggested in half jest in terms of the scoreline has come to pass. It has to be said though, that while we've been pretty poor, both Maddison, the diving cunt that he is, and Tielemans have shown why they are so highly rated.

They weren’t any better than us and wouldn’t have won if not for us being so stupid.

Down. Yet another nice blast to the goal difference as well

That’s why it was a stupid idea to allow women to vote. They just go for the one most likely to get them pregnant.

Exactly. The lad is in the air before he even got to Lascelles leg. It's blatant simulation.

Sorry that was a joke, obvs. It was just too difficult to resist

Have you considered introducing her to TGQ?

Funny how lots more people are wearing masks now it’s become mandatory in most places again. It’s almost like you can’t just rely on the ‘common sense of the British public’.

Aye, class. I think of the two, I prefer Lennon's voice, cos it's got a bit of edge to it, but McCartney's is like crystal. I was wondering how they came up with all their close harmony stuff cos they just looked to be blagging it on this doc, but he explained on the Rubin thing that that was all George Martin giving them each their specific line to sing by playing it to them on piano.