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Pretty sure it's from Chester-le-Street, we could always ask it?

Watford will also probably sack Ranieri before the end of the season and replace with him whoever is managing FC Sporting Club De Spam Fritter so that could go either way

Fuck off, Ken.

a marathon 4 hours of the police/sting on bbc2 tonight including a just about to start 45 minute interview with dermot o'leary about his life and career. it's a first airing and I'm very tempted to watch it, if for no other reason than to see if he finally gets round to addressing the letters the mackems on rtg sent him about our takeover.

Alexa, let there be light... Actually works as a command. I am the resurrection.

Always this.

Technically we can sign players right now. They just can’t be registered until 1st January.

Never mind lads. You live to fight another day!

I read this without checking what thread I was in and genuinely didn't know if it was Covid or Cricket.

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked off home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was. An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

i never truly feel like i'm in the christmas spirit until i see the tony blair being held back from attacking you in a pub christmas card

God bless Pippa Crerar. She hates Johnson more than Craig Hope hates Steve Bruce.

The way Rangnick is walking around with his jacket zipped right up and his cap on, I'd be checking his hard drive.

"Invade a rack?"

No evidence of cowardice.Thanks for asking.Means a lot.

Leeds winning at Chelsea. I fucking hate having to want Chelsea to not get beat at home.

That is probably my favourite goal of all time, for all the reasons you've said really. It was fucking ludicrous. We've seen some special goals at this club and some mean more than others. This one wasn't that important but I will never forget it as long as I live. I'll be showing the grandkids one day, no doubt.

Martins' goal at Spurs Remember just thinking 'WTF!!' at the time. Still dont get how he generated that much power from that position.

Make a good story for the Echo though. Boldon's first hook-handed taxi driver. "Punters call him Cab-u Hamza".

No need for the privileged tbh. She’s a crazy fucking mess who is Influencing the similarly weak minded. Renton, if we still had end of year awards you’d be taking the shittest year of all award for the second time running. Hopefully your Dad pulls through and you get to see him as often as you like. But please don’t be afraid to vent on here about it. We’re all happy to listen.

My heart goes out to you, Rents. It would have me in bits. I can only hope it goes better than your fears. She's a privileged cunt, CT. Even when it was relative she's seems to be the type who was a privileged cunt.

The back of Javid’s bald head is the sort of attention to detail you can only applaud

“This is a local shop for local people- don’t touch the things!”

The trophy is in the building and pints are being necked. Time to put another star on the chest. Lets fucking go Timbers! It's raining, it' s pouring, let the Timbers score a goal, na nana na.

Norwich showing why we shouldn't fear Man Utd. They're shite

All afternoon strutting up and down

This Scully lad is brutal. Fucking balloons. There was plenty balloon knots there.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/tory-mp-paul-scully-says-a-party-suggests-balloons-and-poppers-during-car-crash-media-round/ar-AARGcbS?ocid=st Amyl nitrate + laughing gas = a party. Wine + cheese = a business meeting.

Damn it feels good to be a hermit.

Lad at work is pretty anti vaccine. By a strange coincidence he's also a bit of a duck egg.

I still love this.

This is genuinely sad. That this can happen to families is depressing.

it's probably too early to be comparing it to a bad cold but there have been no recorded deaths from omicron so far anywhere in the world - that has to be encouraging.

Mindblowing conversation with my sister this morning. Mentioned we would do LFTs before we come to theirs on Christmas day... "What you doing that for? They're totally inaccurate! You could ruin your whole Christmas. I'm telling you now mam will be furious if you don't come on Christmas day cos of that. We won't be doing them." (which when you consider my nephew will be working in a pub all over the Christmas period is fucking ridiculous and totally irresponsible). It's genuinely pointless getting into it with her because she's fully Facebook radicalised, so I just said.. "Well it would ruin my Christmas a lot more if I came to yours and gave you all Covid, so I'm fine trusting the LFT. Up to you what you lot do, it's your house."

Funny how lots more people are wearing masks now it’s become mandatory in most places again. It’s almost like you can’t just rely on the ‘common sense of the British public’.

Ffs. It’s the hope that kills you

Operation Pasty Clock just stepped up a notch. Give an inch and they always take a mile.

Leeds given their injuries, fixture run and general form could very easily slip down into the relegation fight, as could Southampton, and maybe even Everton if their slide continues, but they'll likely pick up when DCL is back fit. I really don't think it will just be a four horse race, there's always at least one club who slide into it from a relatively safe at the time position.

Aye hope things work out OK Rents. Happy 50th btw, you old cunt.

You know it really scares me, turning 50 for me hit me ten times as hard as when I was 40, really highlights the finite nature of life. Not wanting to sound like a rocker hoping to die before I get old, but I certainly want to die before I get infirm. And when it happens, I don't want ro be alone. It's not just lives this virus takes away, it's the quality of death. Anyway, enough of that, let's talk about Denise Welch's disgustingly oozing smelly fanny.

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught.

* Stevie explodes at home in sunderland

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks.

I saw the club Twitter account put out a graphic yesterday celebrating the club being 129 years old. Someone pointed out in the comments that the club is actually 140 years old. There's a misconception that Newcastle East End and Newcastle West End merged in 1892, but actually West End went bust and East End just changed their name to try and lure fans of the other club. Seems strange that the club choose to do themselves out of 11 years of history!?

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