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That’s Gemmill. The knees gave it away

And doesn't he look the part?

You know it really scares me, turning 50 for me hit me ten times as hard as when I was 40, really highlights the finite nature of life. Not wanting to sound like a rocker hoping to die before I get old, but I certainly want to die before I get infirm. And when it happens, I don't want ro be alone. It's not just lives this virus takes away, it's the quality of death. Anyway, enough of that, let's talk about Denise Welch's disgustingly oozing smelly fanny.

I see Diego like Les saw Shearer, he's only going to make me raise my game.

You should pass that tip on to Downing Street, “there was no party it was the wi-fi lights”

Make a good story for the Echo though. Boldon's first hook-handed taxi driver. "Punters call him Cab-u Hamza".

The problem was the fuckwits wouldn't pay people enough to isolate because they thought a few charvers playing the system was worse than thousands of deaths.

I used to love The Monkees tv series as a kid. RIP

Fucking shameless like, this Shiraz-sozzled cunt

I suspect they know that, if they investigate, we'll quickly discover that they had a couple of officers stood outside the door as all the partygoers came and went, and they did nothing then and have done nothing since.

More Paul Dalglish.

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks.

Pickled but undeterred, he lives!

But what if you're actually Paul Kitson?

You'd imagine the sun's political editor Harry Cole may well have been at one or indeed several of these alleged parties....seeing as he literallly laid down his then partner, one Carrie Symonds, for his party & his country, then I expect he'd have no problem actually going to a party in the house she now lives in with a strange human child/old english sheepdog hybrid type thing

Bercow sticking the boot in

No need for the privileged tbh. She’s a crazy fucking mess who is Influencing the similarly weak minded. Renton, if we still had end of year awards you’d be taking the shittest year of all award for the second time running. Hopefully your Dad pulls through and you get to see him as often as you like. But please don’t be afraid to vent on here about it. We’re all happy to listen.

Oozing

Moist.

Mike Nesmith of the Monkees, 78

Fished YP

Guess who’s back. Back again. Kenneth’s back. Tell a friend

That was magnificent, and completely true. I saw something yesterday where Dominic Grieves said the same thing. Just wish some of the current crop of tory MP cunts had the morality and bravery to challenge Johnson now. Of course he eradicated any decency the party had left in 2019.

FPY

You sound like you're about to emigrate for this very reason

My favourite … Only Micky left now.

I'll carry on working from work, (or get sacked), I've got the AZ/moderna boost jabs so hopefully be ok unlike one of the lads who is vulnerable who had to come in after work guidelines were altered in the summer and who now has it via family and is struggling with it. (cannon fodder, never been out of fashion since cannons were invented and before that in a different name).

That'll be me fucked then if the lad turns out to have that varient (thankfully doesn't seem to be the case so far). Heard today there's only one kid left in his whole class this week. Rest all off and covid positive. Oldest daughters class has been averaging about 10 still attending from 25 for the last month or so. Hear the guidance is changing from tomorrow so everybody with a positive case in the household needs to isolate, regardless of whether it's Omicron or not. Bit late but fair fucks tbh, makes a lot of sense. Really would've more logical to have kept that as the guidance the whole time, especially knowing there's way too many manky, selfish bastards out there that can't be trusted to even wash their hands, never mind wear masks or self-test a few times a week.

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught.

Poorly the last I heard but still with us.

Dunno like, that's a fine jawline he's got there. I have to fake mine with facial hair.

I had NUFC stuff as a kid with 1882 on it and the only time 1892 became a thing was around 1992 when the club, on the bones of it's arse, decided to make a thing of it's 'centenary' and had a pre-season tournament. East End took a couple of West Ends players on as well securing the tenancy of the now vacant SJP but that was it. As far as I'm concerned Stanley/East End is NUFC so we're not 129 years old as that's just the name change anniversary. The best players have always been from the east end. 😉

The idea that the met can’t punish a crime because it’s “retrospective” is very dangerous & they look like idiots. ”sir I pulled you over because you were speeding” “Aye but I’m not now”

Robert with the highest number of absolutely outrageous goals. Every one of his on there was a goal of the month contender.

Spot the anti-vaxxer.

Digressing from hi-tech, a Twitter thread and some Googling has this morning led me to the conclusion: Dolphins are intelligent kill for pleasure psychopaths (I sort of knew that bit) Ducks are serial and violent rapists Otters are the cute animal kingdom answer to Dennis Nielsen and partial to murder, rape and corpse shagging

Can’t question a win if it didn’t happen.

Its that bad its auto predict 😂😆

Given TGQ has been banned, I will take this. You must be soft as shite man, had no effect whatsoever on me

You're just saying that as part of your dastardly plan to bankrupt NUFC (and KSA)

FYP FYP FYP FYP FYP

You and HR… sheesh!