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It's the authentic romanticism of those from the southern Mediterranean that Fish lacks. The passionate description of Trippier's essence captured perfectly from la Diego without a single statistic in sight. Such qualitative understanding combined with perfect quantitative accuracy should be impossible; unbeliebable. And yet! Regardless of Fish's annual bourgeoise weekend in the Portuguese sun sipping on some concoction of fruit juice bullshit it is no substitute for the real thing. Diego lives everyday what Fish can never understand. Respect!

When i feel sad I login here because you love more than in my own house... 🤣🤣

Have you pre-vetted them for signs of cowardice?

You just know Fish is seething whenever Diego posts and picks up his 5-10 likes I appreciate the Fish too tbf, if only he posted here more instead of elsewhere...

Sports Direct no longer listed as a club partner on NUFC.CO.UK Mandy will be blocking Mike on Facebook next.

It’s sweet that KCG thinks someone on here loves him.

I hope it's none of the first 11.

I genuinely don't know how the accord holds at these Premier League meetings. You've got to be some kind of fanny to be making agreements with any of the clubs that tried to snake off to the ESL not 8 months ago. Because it's them that are shitting bricks, the big lads. Fair enough, this season when we're relegation prospects, I can see other relegation prospects not wanting to help us out. But I'd still be saying to the Big 6, we are doing this for ourselves. You lot, I couldn't give a fuck about, especially not after the shit you pulled a few months back.

Oh no! We’ll have to buy cheaper foreign players and invest in our academy. What a blow to the richest club in the League. It’ll just make it all the sweeter when we’re regularly turning them all inside out.

We know she’s got a bald fanny.…

Can you imagine a “Craft” vaccine, and the absolute guff they’d use to describe it? “ Having been given an 18th Century syringe that his Differently Abled neighbour dug up, our Master Brewer, Crispin, was inspired to create our new, pure, vaccine- The H to Oh. We marinate organic mango, Bacon Frazzles, and some artisanal lettuce for two weeks in our repurposed outdoor vats, then cold-filter it through authentic Artex tiles for 2 months, removing all the impurities and ingredients, leaving us with our pristine, vegan and gluten-free H to Oh vaccine. As our co-op motto is “Sharing is Caring”, all our vaccines are injected from the same 18th Century syringe that inspired our creation* * Putrid Rat Brewery will donate 20p from each vaccine shot (£15:30 per shot) to the funeral costs of all our valued customers.”

They were so close to six in a roweh as well, which of course meant they could have held up one full hand of fingers to show the wins.

🎶 We're having big fun, the party's just begun, yeah, yeah, yeah.🎵

There’s the problem- have a chat with the doc, they can help.

Not nearly enough shots at “supermarket lagers” in there to be truly authentic.

A masterpiece of a post

Are the Premier League happy to have club owners from a murderous, racist country that routinely executes its citizens, both judicially and by its militarised police force? Not to mention it’s abysmal record of invading foreign states. I expect a shady meeting of the 19 clubs other than Dirty Leeds toute-fucking-suite.

Fish could learn a lot.

About Trippier I have to say. Last year, Atletico started the season playing 4-4-2 with Trippier in Right Back. The team was very poor in defence and probably Trippier was the worst player. He made mistakes unbelievables. Because of that, and because Atletico doesn't have anoter Right Back, Simeone started to play 3-5-2. In this System, Trippier became in one of the most important players. In Tottenham, I remember he suffered some similar. He was very decent player when the team played with 5 in the back, but in his last season, with 4-4-2, he was very irregular and Pochettino decided to list as a Transferible. It is strain, because the first season in Atletico he played in 4-4-2 and he was very decent player. Is known in Madrid that Trippier want to go to England. His wife and his child are living in Manchester. He raised, Manchester, playing in Man City, and all his family and friends are living around Bury. He talked past summer with Atletico to go out, but any club made a offer. I believe that if Manchester United could have sold Dalot, they would have signed Trippier. Sometimes, Trippier have said he would like to retire in Burnley. I believe that if any club made a 20 million offer, Atletico let him go. Is not my favourite to play with 4 in the back, but he is better than Manquillo anyway.

Honestly we just need to secure our status for next season and then the real fun can begin. You wouldn't begrudge someone not wanting to commit to this project because of the real and immediate risk of relegation.

When you realise your mistake just a little bit too late...

It's not the lobby, it's No.10 staff doing a mock press briefing - which is why they all find it so utterly hilarious that they're testing responses for a party that they were all at on the Friday night.

It's worth having a giphy channel when there's a purpose to the club.

New £1bn stadium sponsor deal with Saudi Aramco in place just in time for the opening of the January transfer window would be nice.

They’re on four in a row now- two more seasons of turgid incompetence and they can finally live their dream.

No matter what we do or achieve there’ll be an inevitable asterisk at first, till journalists need the best access and they’ll shut the fuck up like what happened with Man City. Lots of clubs nobody asked any questions about anyway. Nobody can tell me Abramovich has never bodied someone for all that oil money.

What about The Big 1 and The Has Beens? Quite like the sound of that

The big 6 + EVIL HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSERS

Also “weh flags marra, FTM!” doesn’t seem to be going very well.

You bastard, you always say you love me when we finish!!!!

Cock, balls, and cum.

Thinking of Gemmill at this time

FTMMLFSMBTOTed YP.

Good post.A cup final for the makems.

I wonder if Diego is aware of the tapas concept?

Great. Another piss-arsed club to hate for centuries when they knock us out.

Diego is the football board’s MVP. Always dropping knowledge bombs

Just having a browse through RTG and the usual fighting is going on between people who are outraged at where the club is, and those who just don't want to hear it. The thing that it got me thinking about was just how similar all 4 of their seasons in L1 have been - iirc they've always been in positions 3-6, always with a game or two in hand that would potentially put them in the automatic slots, and always somehow incapable of capitalising on it. They've had multiple different managers who have all more or less achieved the same outcome. Maybe it's just not going to happen. I mean if they did go up, on this evidence they'd be struggling at the bottom of the championship. I'm not totally sure of how much overlap there is between lower champ and upper L1, but I'm assuming it's not more than a couple of teams either way. Eventually you would think they won't be able to sustain the current placing in L1 - and it that happens and they sink to midtable, how long before they build the next team that's going to be capable of pushing out? And how long then in the championship recalibrating, consolidating, and pushing up? They could be out of the top flight for 20 years based on how this is going, it's incredible.

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Imagine being one of the daft shites sent out to lie for Johnson this week. Patience must be gossamer thin at this stage with the fat lying pig.

Deffo the Big 7

I think they mention something in Get Back how they were going to work with Billy Preston on a harmony line for something, I can’t remember what.

third and fourth would be preferable.

Howe out. Cabbage in

cunt

True...Rayvin, you've one more chance, any more transgressions and you're toast

Says the man who could be instantly killed with a fridge magnet.

I don’t really see Saudi Arabia investing in a club that competes in the same league as a club owned by the UAE and be content with it being a shit mid table side while the UAE owned side dominates. Same goes with owning one on the same continent as a Qatari club. It just wouldn’t make any sense to me, what would be in it for them to turn us into a steady mid table side? It’s basically cost them £1.3B to buy us if you factor in the payment to settle the BeOut issue, so they’re never making a profit (especially if we are just destined to be a mid table side). I know the media are licking their chops at any sign/mention of a lack of ambition from the owners, and constantly spinning any player linked/any imagined link that ‘turns Newcastle down’ as evidence the owners have some weird ambition of buying a football club to watch it stagnate in mid table. As Gemmill says the only things the owners have said about the matter are discussions about competing at that level/challenging for titles, they can’t exactly come out and say we are going to spend £5b on players and be the best side in the footballing world as the reaction from the other clubs would be even larger as they try anything to stop it, better to play their cards closer to their chests.