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Diego is the football board’s MVP. Always dropping knowledge bombs

Harry Potters looking like he's had a few rough years recently.

About Trippier I have to say. Last year, Atletico started the season playing 4-4-2 with Trippier in Right Back. The team was very poor in defence and probably Trippier was the worst player. He made mistakes unbelievables. Because of that, and because Atletico doesn't have anoter Right Back, Simeone started to play 3-5-2. In this System, Trippier became in one of the most important players. In Tottenham, I remember he suffered some similar. He was very decent player when the team played with 5 in the back, but in his last season, with 4-4-2, he was very irregular and Pochettino decided to list as a Transferible. It is strain, because the first season in Atletico he played in 4-4-2 and he was very decent player. Is known in Madrid that Trippier want to go to England. His wife and his child are living in Manchester. He raised, Manchester, playing in Man City, and all his family and friends are living around Bury. He talked past summer with Atletico to go out, but any club made a offer. I believe that if Manchester United could have sold Dalot, they would have signed Trippier. Sometimes, Trippier have said he would like to retire in Burnley. I believe that if any club made a 20 million offer, Atletico let him go. Is not my favourite to play with 4 in the back, but he is better than Manquillo anyway.

"Look, son, they're coming down, the punters don't need to worry themselves about details like a timescale. They're a simple bunch and just need easy to read NUFC fixes to help justify their lives. I'm one of them, I'm the same and know the score. Keep it simple, fucking capiche, bonny lad?"

Can you imagine a “Craft” vaccine, and the absolute guff they’d use to describe it? “ Having been given an 18th Century syringe that his Differently Abled neighbour dug up, our Master Brewer, Crispin, was inspired to create our new, pure, vaccine- The H to Oh. We marinate organic mango, Bacon Frazzles, and some artisanal lettuce for two weeks in our repurposed outdoor vats, then cold-filter it through authentic Artex tiles for 2 months, removing all the impurities and ingredients, leaving us with our pristine, vegan and gluten-free H to Oh vaccine. As our co-op motto is “Sharing is Caring”, all our vaccines are injected from the same 18th Century syringe that inspired our creation* * Putrid Rat Brewery will donate 20p from each vaccine shot (£15:30 per shot) to the funeral costs of all our valued customers.”

Fish could learn a lot.

Great. Another piss-arsed club to hate for centuries when they knock us out.

Make your mind up, ffs.

BJ7? Taxi!

Retire the U or I'll retire YOU.

My lass at the time was always saying how important 7 inches is before she dumped me.

if lucy says it's sunny, it's sunny.....

Says the man who could be instantly killed with a fridge magnet.

If anyone was going to be a 10yr old eco-warrior, it was going to be you.

That's because you are standing up!

It’s mint, isn’t it?

Thinking of Gemmill at this time

He disappointed Jenny from accounts!!

I wonder if Diego is aware of the tapas concept?

In fairness to them, they are now a very well established third division club and they do have a shit team of players most of us have never heard of and wouldn’t recognise if they were on the till at Lidl (some of them may well be, to supplement their income). And aye a fair swedge of their tickets are probably free or about £10, what with them being nearly a non-league side. But that’s not a bad turn out, probably due to the pull of the big team they were playing.

Are the Premier League happy to have club owners from a murderous, racist country that routinely executes its citizens, both judicially and by its militarised police force? Not to mention it’s abysmal record of invading foreign states. I expect a shady meeting of the 19 clubs other than Dirty Leeds toute-fucking-suite.

The ultimate offset for me is the Squier Ryan Jarman signature. They only made 250 off this and 250 off the bass. (It’s a musuar, so mustang + jag, heavily Cobain inspired) I use the bass for live stuff when I’m not using the Ibanbacker but I wish to god I’d bought one of the guitars. They weren’t particularly dear either but go silly money now. Hoping for a reissue.

I've never seen the point of buying individual books, I just wait for the anthology.

You’ll always be a tit to us, though

Last time I got this excited about something coming down I ended up with two kids.

I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops.

Same. Love the song and Billy Preston btw - playing the same keyboard lines you hear on the record on what seemed to be his first run-through. Proper musician. I'm guessing if you're in Ray Charles's band you don't get a second chance, especially not when you're the one that can see the keys.

I think you mean he'd be tripping

She's tremendous. Look forward to seeing her haggard and having a mental breakdown on Celebrity SAS in 30 years, like Ulrika.

I still don't understand why that idiot Ryder wore an England strip, the fucking bellend.

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Scored on his first start the other week, it was a decent goal too. If he stays fairly fit he'll have a lovely time in the championship, he was better than that league when he was 20 years old.

It will if they don’t come back ‘til Monday.

FTMMLFSMBTOTed YP.

FTM RIP

cunt

I think it's pretty obvious I'm nowhere near as clued up on music as some of you lot, but despite that I was totally engrossed by this. Not to get to poetical, but seeing familiar things emerge from what sounds/looks like a mess was something beautiful. I mean, it's no giant CGI monster getting twatted off a high rise by a woman in spandex, but still... it was beautiful.

so is it now safe to assume gemmill can't be relied on to summarise the weather? mind you, i never look beyond the lovely lucy verasamy for all my weather updates.

KNIGHT RYDER STRIKES AGAIN

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Woohoohoohoo essembeeofsunderland Things are never quite the way they seem Woohoohoohoo essembeeofsunderland This was an awfully strange poster on Toontastic

I’m trying to picture a fat Steven Gerrard and I can’t shift this image…

Some boy he must've been, ripping a tree out and swatting those Charlies with it from here to kingdom come. Even for a ghost that's impressive.

Hunting Charlie down? /StanRidgeway

Not a dickie bird from Holt, Gledinning, that twat from the I paper or any of the other usual suspects about the Saudi GP today mind ... funny that