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Thanks @Rayvin I've never had any urge to do this until now. Might even send a spring roll conversion through once they're up.

I mean…you can.

Buffalo Dave

Look who had his eye on Jenny from Accounts.

Yeah but that was payback for the famine. I think we’re even now.

A fine reminder of how this forum has gone soft.

No idea what you mean- he always struck me as a well-balanced fellow ( That thread is prime @The Fish btw - Lotiongate ).

Troops ending the week on a high.

I seem to remember him saying Westmoor, which is close enough Then again, I live even closer to you

You're 19 until you're 20, that's how it works.

If I was a social media success, I would simply not talk shit and not be a cunt and avoid all dodgy comments. Helps that I’m easy on the eyes, of course!

Thanks. I am a prosecutor nowadays who doesn’t take shit for an answer.

“The man was a military enthusiast ” Understatement of the year.

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a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide! https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

From the judge won't budge to Judge Smoothstool. Glad to hear you're sorted btw.

Listen, from the nation that gave us Mrs Brown's Boys, you best just shut your goddamn face.

Schar is an absolute liability as well, has been since he's been here. Looks great at times then bang, he puts the opposition away with a great opportunity from nowhere. The best defender I've seen us have but with an uncanny ability to chuck it away with a mega-brainfart was Bramble. Could be amazing all game then become Terry Fuckwit in a heartbeat.

Especially Callum Mawson.

If it's Jones that's been advising him that Fede is no good, I'd be looking to get rid of him (Jones) at the earliest opportunity, having now discovered that he's the best centre half at the club.

Fuck's sake - had to Google Therese Coffey - should have warned me it was NSFW!

I feel like there must have been something going on with Fede and his fitness for him to miss out. It’s easy to say from the outside why isn’t this player playing?, but we don’t know what’s going on behind closed doors. It’s easy to come up with conspiracy theories about players, it’s harder to say for sure why some are playing or not.

TALKSPORT™️

I would offer Sam Quek out anarl

"Think ah'll put something like...... 'Former toon star, once a starlet for Sir Bobby Robson at the cathedral on the hill, Stephen Glass SHATTERS Matty's SPL dreams.' You just can't buy craic like that, diary. Punter's number one for a fucking reason, believe you, me. Lol! Ryder hit's the back of the net once ah-fuckin-gain!"

Gemmill watches football for the first time in a decade and think he has it sussed. Worse than CT tbh

Quite the collection of forum baubles

Table service should be mandatory at all times regardless of covid.

Already on CT’s Christmas list

If I make it through my entire life without meeting that man I will thank Jesus personally. I can remember numerous posts about using pools balls in football socks as weapons.

It was I think he lives in my general vicinity. The sort of person who makes you thankful for the UK laws around firearms

Inspiring tbh. im off to the shop

I don’t know he blocked me ages ago. Some lass released some Instagram messages of him where he was keen on some pretty….dorty….stufff so the drinking is probably deemed less offensive than someone laying down a cable on your chest.

If anyone ever gives you shit about your diet, just remember The Beatles pretty much made an album in 2 weeks while only living on tea, toast, wine and tabs.

And, if you can’t wear a mask, there’s visors. No reason anyone fit enough to jump up and argue at a match can’t wear one or the other.

Also, “The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…

It was absolute shite. And I watched every episode. It did however give us one of the cringiest scenes ever broadcast.

I know its very unlucky to walk under a black cat

IMO Jones should have been fucked off when Howe came. Hes deffo got too much of Staveleys ear to he made an assistant along with Tindall. He's clashed with Fede and that's clear. He also rates fucking Krafth and Clark. I hope Howe now turns to him and tells him he is cone man as his 'experiment' with playing shite is clearly wrong.

This is not a direct criticism of Howe, because it's something we've seen with so many managers and I'm sure it happens elsewhere but how is it that he can't have realised that Fede is the best defender we have at the club? Simply watching back games from our recent history would have told Howe and his team this. It's one thing to train well, but if you can't do it during games then you shouldn't be selected over someone who can. Lascelles and Clark have been left wanting time and time again, and whilst Fernandez is not perfect he's clearly stood out as a better defender than both whenever he has played. I would have thought that even before accepting the job Howe would have been watching all of our games to get a real understanding of what he was working with, and then having been given the job again him and his team should be going back over games to help with player improvement but also critically with team selection. It's the same with Ritchie being played as a fullback, his extra enthusiasm and supposed free kick ability have to take a back seat to his poor defensive positioning. I just don't get it. Howe has come out now on several occassions saying that Fernandez is an absolute professional and that he had a great game etc, but why has it taken a sending off of an inferior player for this to be realised?

Surely its all about having easier access to the matter at hand

So if I tip £4 at a Chinese restaurant they're not touching it? Cheers, lads!

"No, no! Trust me, They're definitely going down. There was a great discussion about it on this football podcast I listen to with two great guys who played at the top level."

peep peep no way are Everton going down you biscuit

You can do that sitting down, you dirty bastard. Take a load off. Are you holding it up to the light or something?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other? Juan on Juan.