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Quiff is absolutely fucking delighted Norwich equalised btw. He's THAT MUCH of a prick.

YOU DON'T SAY THIS UNLESS THEY'VE SCORED. NOT ACCEPTABLE.

I'll be at this, first game since the three Stooges have left. If we win you know who to thank. P.S. Been a while since I've ventured into the labour club and it'll still be a while after tonight.

Listen to Private Sector Renton. He's the new ChezGiven. "I'll tell what you can do with that champagne, BIG BOY!" *unzip.... cheeks splayed... "Don't pretend you haven't seen this before. We're private sector now. TIP IT IN!"

I can't really be mad at anyone but Clark there tonight. And I still don't buy the binary if we don't win tonight, we're down, chat. There were loads of positives tonight. IF TAKING SOMETHING POSITIVE FROM TONIGHT IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.

Ah, it was just a clever ploy by Clark to get Fernandez on the field. Well played Ciaran, well played.

😂

I worked in Hastings briefly. I hated every client I went to on principle, but this lot definitely seemed weird. I worked with a proper dopey senior manager from Cumbria down there. She was fit but dopey. Anyway we had a meeting with their CFO and he was explaining how they'd spent quite a bit of money that financial year upgrading their sea defences. We came out the meeting and she goes "I get that they had to upgrade, but I wonder why he felt the need to keep mentioning that they were cedar?"

And mine

It's all for clicks from his employer's POV and if you were to ask villa fans of a certain age who they get misty eyed about he will definitely not be one so along with his shit craic he's an absolute shoo-in for talksport. Best not engaged with as that's their whole point. As an aside, that stupid pencil-esque tache he has makes him look like a 1940s throwback spiv.

Aye, they won’t be dancing on the streets of TBC once we’re finished with them.

We'll fucking murder TBC.

2 or 3 players in and this run of games is our chance to get out of it

No one cares about your predilections.

When his lass fucked him off for the bigger, higher t, cock monster of an ex, he lost more than a cumbucket- he lost his mojo. Sad.

Honestly, I see the team very well. As good as you can see a team that is going to play 90 minutes with one less player. In defense nothing is being suffered. Norwich is incapable of hurting us. My two great fears is the fatigue that we will feel from minute 60 ... And I only see Norwich capable of creating danger in a ball at the far post that Sargent can beat Lewis. Now they have to risk a little more, because they are the ones with one more player and the ones who have to propose. And over there, they will perhaps leave some more space for us to run the counterattacks. It would be very important to have a good chance and to be able to score between 45 and 60.

just listened back to it. i think the ryder forgot what he was asking too tbf

Me too. Ruined my weekend.

In view of this I think I'm going to review my membership tbh 😒

For his birthday or with that team?

Yeah, mon

Speaking of VAR, how the fuck did it take several minutes plus a check in person to award our penalty. It was absolutely obvious and shouldn’t have needed a VAR decision anyway. It was as if they were trying to find something not to have to give it and shifting the blame to the ref.

CT frantically googling "TBC FC".

I can't believe the shift Joelinton has put in.

I know it’s hard to accept because you have been the better team, but when that red card was shown, everyone on here would have taken 1-1 well everyone except me

Now Norwich have taken that ginger cunt off, I can turn the brightness back up on the telly

Who says women's football is shit!?

Joe has been immense tonight.

Good. Switch it off and fuck off.

Fucking Clark man. What a divvy, firstly to miss a simple clearance like that but to then do what he did? Hopefully that’s the last time he plays for us tbh still not sure why Fernandez doesn’t start over him. The team have done well with 10 but it’s going to be hard for them to keep this up let alone do enough to win. Shame as Norwich look abysmal.

Eddie Howe was here in Madrid studying Simeone tactics some months ago. Atlético have won or playing very competitive in a few matches with 10 (and even with 9) players. And against dominant teams like Real Madrid, Barcelona or Arsenal. Believe.

We've done well here. Still fuming at Clark. The run of play shows just how unnecessary his brain snap was in putting us down to 10 men. I'd be sending the prick into the stands at 45 minutes to listen to CT's dissection of the first half tactics. Harsh. But deserved. Does us a favour too.

Clark, or Clarko?

What happened to make you this thirsty for attention? Bouncing between here and General Chat with your Piers Morgan act.

‘Hey, let’s see what else I can say to be mildly controversial’. You used to be much better at the wummery.

I’ll be sitting in my living room in south london watching the match this evening. Happy to receive a blowjob from any passing supermodels

Aye saw him on the way in. Some tall bald bloke was harassing him. Something about accountancy?

Have you and Dr. Gloom both had strokes today? (Fnarr etc)

I assume it's autocorrect for "Nothing says", but I like to think it's his brain slowly imploding at the prospect of having to spend time with his children when the schools close

Imagine you'll be finding a speak easy, drinking artisanal gin from a novelty mug made out of a Heinz bean can and a coat hanger.

I work with a few like that. Renton's champagne truffles and steak sound nice but I'll stick with our usual Christmas 'hamper' we get with packets of Cheerios, Maggi packets and general shit like that. (Wish I was kidding).

Yeah, that will work. As far as I'm aware, ours is going ahead. I never bothered with my old work because the colleagues I liked never went plus you had to pay for it yourself. Fuck that. But this time round it's all drink and food paid for, and I don't know my colleagues well enough to dislike them yet. I've just gone for the most expensive thing on every menu, I'm not going to turn down fillet steak with truffles from Blackfriars washed down with champagne.

Having the same discussion here at the minute. Work have just sent out a vote about a Christmas do. I can't be fucked with work do's at the best of times, but I'm still fucking annoyed that it's this bullshit virus getting in the way. I'll be visiting a house full of unvaccinated simpletons on Xmas day, so I should probably be doing fuck all between now and then. Anyway the date for the Xmas do is the same day as my booster, so current plan is to vote for a Xmas do so I don't look like a miserable cunt, and then claim that the booster has knocked me for 6 and don't attend.

Alright, Joe.

We're talking about essemebee, or however you spell his name, here. It's definitely Turning Oil Tanker. Actually it's more likely to be turningoiltanker (no full stop/no break for next thought)

If you continue with these ridiculous abbreviations I’ll be having words with HR.

Why is this fucking non-entity piping up these days? He was a shit sick note at his best

The level of graft was excellent, Joelinton’s defensive work was off the chain but I simply cannot stand by and watch these footballers much longer. I have had enough. We should use our money to move the transfer window forward a month.