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So what we're saying here is that Alan Pardew thinks that football club owners have looked at his track record and chosen not to hire him because they saw a 4 second gif of him dancing once. Stuff like failing to make the cut with a microscopic dutch team, losing 6-0 at home to Liverpool with us, headbutting a player, sleeping with players wives... all that stuff is a total non-issue. What's really holding him back is that gif. He's a fucking weapon. And I expect Clarko will be along shortly to explain in great numerical detail, why he was de facto the best manager we ever had.

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....

Making CT look a right mug there.

Not on the bench today...injured? Have to say it's not looking good...if Leeds beat Brighton tonight we're 8 from safety...if it stays like that till January then it's tricky to work out what sort of players we'll get. It's pretty inconceivable that anyone who would make a big difference would want to join, definitely not permanently that's for sure. Then in every single game without exception we're playing catch up, with that thought in the players' minds every time they cross the white line...then you've got the entire English football public and the media who lead them willing us to go down....as I say, it's not looking good. Difficult to see three worse teams as things stand...

Last season that's a penalty there, honestly he plainly dropped his arm to the ground to stop the ball going beyond him.

Mild mannered colonials

When he got sacked at Crystal Palace I think they had the worst performance in a calendar year out of all four divisions. He didn’t last very long at West Brom thanks to a long winless run of the type he seemed to specialise in in his time here. Also responsible for Chez Given leaving. So swings and roundabouts I suppose

Wine swilling pisshead who loves brexit, they would love him if he never managed at their hovel tbh

Paul Wyn Percentage

https://bfy.tw/S5lh

Aye, when the bloke telling you to wear a mask at the supermarket and on the metro etc. couldn’t even be arsed to wear one when visiting a hospital the message does lose a lot of its impact. Also his assurance Xmas is going to be better than last year (not that I really understand the obsession with what Xmas is going to be like, coming from adults) makes me think we’ll be in lockdown by then. Or some half-hearted version of lockdown. Apparently most of the Cabinet thought it was done and dusted when cases temporarily started to fall last month. If these cunts can get it wrong, they’ll somehow find a way.

Public service announcement The best version of the best film ever made is on BBC1 tonight at 12:15 Apocalypse Now. The Final Cut

... Branded a fool... ....what will they say.... ... Monday at school...

Hertfordshire Bronze Age axe hoard found by detectorist, 13 A 13-year-old girl uncovered a hoard of Bronze Age axes on her third metal-detecting trip. Milly was scouring a field near Royston, Hertfordshire, when she made the find - the first of 65 artefacts dating from about 1300BC. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59386261

Ya feel me fam. You in d 'ome end yeh? With ya bluds. Ya get me

Maybe this just isn’t the forum you’re looking for? We might look like an echo chamber but we are a more diverse bunch than you think and we’re generally pretty tolerant of newbies as long as they can take some shit as well as talking it. If you genuinely want to fit in here, you can’t take anything too seriously - your brand of humourless, point-scoring statistics was never going to go down well. Feel free to try again and you will honestly be given another chance - ffs, we have welcomed CT back on multiple occasions after numerous flounces - just be prepared for plenty of piss-taking or you’re doomed to disappointment.

RAYVIN IS CHARLES INSOMNIA

I'm not sleeping well at the moment so I figured I'd log in to treat myself to some of Clarko's greatest hits to try and send me off

My thoughts are with you and Adam at what must be a very challenging time for the both of you.

Impervious to any and all reasonable attempts to engage, to the very last. Godspeed Clarko, godspeed.

Frozen stiff. Thanks piss!

Read about the PCR test and isolation requirement just as I was on the runway at Berlin waiting to fly home, obviously.

Reported

They know Gloomy is going, no point risking him for a lost cause

Norwich on Tuesday then Burnley next Saturday. We need points from those or we'll be completely goosed

The Yorkshire piss fountain has sprung another leak. We are no more likely to go down now than we were this morning. We were always gonna lose this. We wanted 3 points from Brentford and Arsenal, and we've got 1. That's not gonna be the difference between relegation and survival.

Absolutely awful officiating.

Shelvey looking up for it.

On course to break my own world record for the number of times in 90 mins the phrase "Fuck off you scouse cunt" is used here. Can't help wondering how many pens have been given against us for that slide.

Ref is a joke.

Old habits die hard, we started with more of a press but in the last couple of minutes some of our passive watch and retreat tactics are coming to the fore.

Never a foul by Wilson.

Change his username to CHARLES RAYVIN INSOMNIA, it’s deeing me heed in

I sometimes don't like the way we carry on with new people on here - not everyone needs to go through an initiation, and we'd have more posters if they didn't. But Clarko can fuck right off. I nearly caught a coma reading his posts, and he deserved every bit of shit got that he got.

Pardew....... Alan Pardew.

I do.

Clearly trying to get free tickets at the next home game.

Clarko followed WUM pattern II to the absolute letter with this send off.

"Err think he should just get on with it and err...leave and that."

I bet he’s used more or less that exact post on several occasions.

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

RAYVIN'S BEEN DRINKING

good on him for milking that cow