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Stand by for two weeks of articles by every national rag absolutely slating Man Utd. fans for hounding out their manager…

Trying to put a positive slant on things, we've lost to: Chelsea, Spurs, Man Utd, Wolves, West Ham and Villa... Given West Ham and Wolves are flying in the top 6, there's only really the Villa match that stands out as a bad loss. The other 6 games we've played teams in and around us and not been beaten off any of them. And if we had attacked in those games like we did yesterday we probably would have won 3 or 4 of them. You can thank the fucking awful, 30% possession Bruceball tactics for where we are currently. The Norwich and Burnley games are big and we need to hope another week or two of training (and Dubravka coming in) will stand us in good stead

The boy loved it, L7 was rocking with pissed teenagers and he sat with his cousin in amongst them all. Apparently it’s so much better than watching Motherwell.

Tight fucker

I heard the Manchester United fans were chanting Ole out, disgraceful tbh. He’s a man from a good family, he shouldn’t have to put up with the abuse he suffered from that toxic fan base. I expect we will be hearing all about how awful it is from the media, and not them licking their lips at yoooonoited getting a top manager in?

The one on the left is a fucking insane hairstyle to be carrying on with at that stage in your baldness career. Mind, he's had the last laugh as I sit here like a fucking egg.

My 80 something uncle Bob, a born and bred red manc who first went to OT in the early 50s, told me Ole wouldn't last till Christmas....however he told me that in November 2019, a point which I've just reminded him of...... he duly reminded me that the elderly have an extensive Anglo saxon vocabulary

100% agree, and before the game I was pretty much in the moist bed camp. But let’s be honest here, the turnaround Howe and Tindall made to that team was remarkable. Most of us agreed that we had some decent players that were being stifled under Bruce, but I don’t think anyone expected such a difference in such a short time. Clearly our defensive frailties were there for everyone to see, but there’s time, and a transfer window, to patch it up sufficiently to avoid the drop. If that level of energy and commitment can be maintained, with the addition of some new players, I think we might just stay up. (I think though, that if we don’t, it’ll only be a disaster in terms of the hit bin Salman’s pride will take -under Howe and with strong funding we’ll probably break our own points/wins/goals record in the Championship).

Is your tent that waterproof

So Ole did an interview with MUTV after being sacked. What a spineless lickspittle he was.

I think we’re going to pick up some decent results eventually, we can score goals and that’s most of the battle of staying up. Hopefully January sees us recruit well too.

I'll tell you something, the scran at the local soup kitchen has gone upmarket these days.

They're the only jugs he'll be getting hit creepy mits on. #checkhisfuckinglaptopsharpish #danger #thatbeardlookslikeitsdoghairthatsbeengluedon

#axe #shed #leginjury #combover #onlyonejacket

#carboot #jumblesale #givemeyourfreestuff #livesunderabridge

Billy getting some practise in before his next upskirt run. ( in the seconds section of IKEA by the looks of it )

I hope some of you lads have got your nappies on for this Spurs v Leeds match. At the very least, put some plastic sheeting down. I'm looking at you wykiki.

I still maintain to this day that the mackems copied our badge design btw. I first wrote a scathing letter about this in the Pink decades ago and John Gibson replied "Meow!" the senile fuck. If you're reading this Gibbo, you know fine well they did.

@Howmanheymanwhen he sees this post.

Well we've got just the man for the job. This was the league table when Howe took control of Bournemouth in 2009. In January.

I was referring to admin not so-called admin.

Mate of mine used to get very sweary when he got annoyed, he once pulled off the rare “double swear” by splitting a sweary with a sweary. “ He’s a bas-fuckin-tard “

#PoorForm #ShitCrackLumberJack

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than seeing Steeeevie Geeee take the Beige down. “ Who’s yam yam next Messiah?”

Just needs a cherry tomato for full effect.

Napoli take the lead in the San Siro in the top of the table clash. Fancied them tbh. Fuck watching Spurs and Leeds. (Woooaaaahhhh body forrrrmm!) #Ciaomanheyman

Ryan Giggs is shorter odds than Bruce. And he’s currently charged with battering his missus.

Looked a different team, took a point, came back from behind twice and nearly won it, Joelinton and Shelvey looked like players, we had options in the box like we haven't seen in ages, but for goalkeeping errors we would definitely have won the game. It was anything but a disaster.

"It is possible that Darren Fletcher will be placed in charge on an interim basis."

Filthy bastard.

He’s obviously never chopped firewood in his life. Everything about that picture is wrong, he’s more likely to chop his foot or knack his wrists than chop that log, the idiot.

CT's bet about to come in too.

Is that thing served on two pieces of kitchen roll?

He has shown iron clad commitment there, out of respect the hair grew back no hair plugs needed.

Can’t be arsed

If any admin wants to move this to the match thread, help yourselves. 😁

With regards to relegation it's much worse in my eyes than a jolly in the championship for a year. You have to cut your cloth accordingly in the C, and that means buying players who want to play at that level. It would put back our squad build by quite a lot. Suddenly we'd be very happy to hold onto players like Clark, Lascelles, and the rest of our Championship level defence.

Strong whiff of pissy nickers about 😷

Over two thirds of the season to go and we're only 5 points from safety. If there were 5 games left and you were 5 points away, it would be looking very bleak (but you'd still have a shot), but there is LOADS of time and LOADS of games to sort this out. Not to mention a transfer window. We're definitely not sunk cos we didn't beat Brentford in November.

No real fan would.