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when you spot it.....

probably more to do with the insurmountable pressure from rtg.

Sounds like the start of a Twitter bio. "Anti-EU, pro-free speech, I block anyone who uses pronouns 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 #FreeTommy" and a profile pic that's a bad photo of an ugly dog.

Bring him in as DOF

I’ve got to say it’s great fun being the villains.

I for one am shocked that cricketers are cunts

In the interest of full disclosure I may have re-arranged those tweets slightly out of context.

Used to go to school with a kid called Waffle*. *Note to self. Put childhood friend called Waugh/Waffle in next Ryder entry*

Enfield had Wykiki’s mob to a tee 30 years ago ….

As the joke will now have to be rewritten, "How does a racist vegan Yorkshireman decide what to tell you about first?"

In my experience as a contractor for about 20-odd years, I’ve yet to meet a white Yorkshireman who isn’t a rancid racist, and I’ve met fucking loads. Obvs, I’ve never met Wykiki 😉

I imagine that’s sports science department is a cupboard where they keep the bins. Untouched since Allardyce’s days of fraudulence.

They didn’t try to influence the outcome of course. They are just pissed off because of their own high moral standards.

'You spin me right round' = RIP

Aye, this one is my age, 53, and from Longbenton. Imagine getting locked up as a Hoolie at 53 man.

Steffano Broccoli. Managed by a vegetable, just like we were

Have you heard his podcast- Walker Waffle?

I’d add to my initial post, not too long after Mrs.F. and I got married we went to stay with some friends who’d moved to Elland. We went out for a wander along the canals, all very nice, then went to a party at their neighbours house. It was fucking Britain First with hors d’oeuvres- house full of racists decrying “ t’Pakehs” and planning their transport arrangements to an EDF rally- not joking either, that’s what they were talking about as we arrived. The craziest part was one them was a black lad, fully in to the anti-Asian crack. Mental. Mrs.F. unloaded her full wrath and it was a fucking joy to behold.

I just saying this to my sisters fella. I don’t think I’ve ever met a Yorkshireman that isn’t racist!

He's resigned. Watch them install someone more willing to bend to their will and put obstacles in front of the NUFC juggernaut.

Doing some house chores and chewing the inside of me cheeks.

Loves pineapple, and racism.

Pronoonced Wah-kah

Chris Grayling btw

"And remember, just because he's buying you dinner, doesn't mean you owe him anything"

@thebrokendoll triggered to fuck.

Showing their true colours when they dont get it their own way. Cunts

I played 20 during the first stages of the pandemic and i was shite on it and it was busy as fuck. Felt like I should be getting paid to play it.

A level of dedication that Untitled User would be proud of.

It’s funny when some Tories have said that MPs not being allowed to have a second job might result in lots of them leaving the Commons. I.e. as though it’s a bad thing

Hoggard the only person who seems to have got any credit at all so far. Ballance and Hales look like right cunts. Vaughan looks more than a bit arrogant for the way he's gone on since he was first implicated.

Sounds like the Tories are getting ready to press the reset button.

Bursting in at No.2, Poop Pickers!

New band name- A Cloud Of Piss Mist.

Found it. He didn't do too bad. 👍

I'd have Di Lorenzo from them and Spinazzola from Roma if he's fit yet? (Eeeee, look at me getting all transferey and thinking big). @Antchange the lads name to tinofbeans, man. It's doing my head in.

Our cat is a wee dick like, I can't stand him but since our neighbours have been really vocal about how much they hate cats I've been seriously considering getting another one.

I'm going to take it as a compliment.

Moon touched chap

Toontastic Translation Blastronaut/KCG - Heid the baw Fish - Moon touched chap Wykki - Not Right in t'head, that one Robin Robin/Toonotl - Flamin' drongo Everyone else - heed the baal

Decent reply to Edwards

Kate Stewart is a twitter account created by some Saudi character to influence public opinion, create good vibes, influence etc.... Steve Wraith claims to have met Kate herself when it would strongly appear that Kates physical manifestation is a short stocky gadge with a tea towel round his head

Article doesn't mention that Villa CEO Christian Purslow was formerly the Managing Director of Liverpool FC when Gerrard was a player there. Funny that, a hugely experienced sports journalist forgetting to acknowledge an obviously key point in getting Gerrard to leave Rangers. Almost unbelievable some would say. Yeah .

Aye, lovely pair of personalities.

I’d like to see her Buckfast.

Latino with big tits did you say, @Monkeys Fist? "Weech one ees Monkey Feest? You like Juan's leetle titties? You know the dreell, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico! Arreeeba madre fucka!!!!"

Staveley and "Big/Top 7" works for me.