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Our cat is a wee dick like, I can't stand him but since our neighbours have been really vocal about how much they hate cats I've been seriously considering getting another one.

Chris Grayling btw

Does your mullah know that you're out?

I'd have Di Lorenzo from them and Spinazzola from Roma if he's fit yet? (Eeeee, look at me getting all transferey and thinking big). @Antchange the lads name to tinofbeans, man. It's doing my head in.

You want to get on it, it's right up your street. Michael Caine plays an army man fighting a band of savages.

Toontastic Translation Blastronaut/KCG - Heid the baw Fish - Moon touched chap Wykki - Not Right in t'head, that one Robin Robin/Toonotl - Flamin' drongo Everyone else - heed the baal

Clemence and Agnew gone now. RIP the Steves.

“ Sorry mate, that’s a £50 cleaning charge.…”

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"And remember, just because he's buying you dinner, doesn't mean you owe him anything"

Have you heard his podcast- Walker Waffle?

Is he from a good family?

Found it. He didn't do too bad. 👍

My youngest really, really wants one. But I'm allergic. I mean anaphylactic level allergic. I spent a night at Mrs Rents parental house when they were away back in the dawn of time. She had a protective rough collie called Tommy who obviously fucking hated me. Any time I went near her it barked its head off, shedding a plume of fur which made me sneeze, which it took as me barking back, and a growling stand off ensued (he was better at it). He was quite a scary fucker tbh and his breath stunk. By the next morning my asthma was so bad I could barely crawl out the door, my lips went blue. He thought he had won. But he died a year later so I had the last laugh.

Look at yee, ya dirty great trequartista

This fucking retard brings shame to the Canid family. If he went up against an amoeba in an IQ test he’d have his arse handed to him.

I love this excuse. You can always just go for a walk yourself you know. Go where you like. Not have to put up with your dog sniffing every other dogs' arse, worried about it being attacked or attacking another dog or cat, getting hassled by people and having to do small talk, and, most of all, not having to pick up its shit, literally. As for the point about loving something that's going to die, well that's why you should try where possible to love things that will outlive you. Children and trophy wives*. * Too late for me to follow this advice now.

Being me is more excellent for your mental health to tbh. It wouldn't be fair if I got more mentally well

Yeah, why love something if it's going to die at some point?! Don't cat owners have to clean out their pets shit from a little tray that they keep INSIDE THE FUCKING HOUSE??

Aye but look at him though. He's the absolute daddy.

I didn't realise Renton was of Asian heritage

I'm going to take it as a compliment.

Kate Stewart is a twitter account created by some Saudi character to influence public opinion, create good vibes, influence etc.... Steve Wraith claims to have met Kate herself when it would strongly appear that Kates physical manifestation is a short stocky gadge with a tea towel round his head

Maybe it was a Fake Taxi and it all got out of hand.

Well you prefer the left wing and you are partial to a Chinese takeaway...

I feel very attacked.

CT would’ve done the same. Probably would’ve left ABBA playing for good measure as well

Let’s hear it for (some) cabbies.

When Dean Smith, coach driver, took over Steve Bruce, manager’s Aston Villa they were 15th in the championship. What does Bruce have on people!?

New band name- A Cloud Of Piss Mist.

We’ve got people coming this afternoon and as she can very excitable I decided to give “Marley” an extra long walk to tire the fucker out. Little twat decides to roll in fox shit

As has been said, ultimately the driving force behind getting rid of him will be the Tory party themselves, along with the Daily Mail. But I agree for red wallers in particular he has a massive credibility problem. It's becoming clear levelling up isn't happening bar some pork barrel gestures in the Tees valley and Ashington. Everybody is getting poorer and it is becoming very noticeable (I was quite shocked at the price increases in Morrisons at the weekend which were 25% on some products, not that they had much stock). And as for keeping brown people out, I think the penny is dropping as well, Brexit has made things much worse.

Nurse!

Bertie Auld is used as jock rhyming slang for cold in Irivine Welsh’s Trainspotting… RIP Im not claiming credit fir noticing this but Bertie is trending on Twitter, the Liverpool terror attack, even Mitrovich is in the top 10 in the UK…. the Queen isn’t though, and Charles was apparently crying at the Cenotaph….think she’s on her way out before Christmas….

“ So Lee, what inspired you to become a journalist?” ” Whey, y’knaa, when a was 19 a got me Nana to read iz summick, was by a daft lad in a fanzine… it was a road to Dasmacsca… Damascara… a right eye opener. So a learnt to read, then write, then won the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year 2014.”

Adam? Adam? Who the fuck is Adam?

Totally disagree, even if you leave everything to Howe to pick who he wants you could do with an experienced hand actually getting the deal done, they should be jumping through hoops now to get that person as it's not inconceivable we'll be relegated with the current team as there's no saying Howe will have the impact we hope, we desperately need at least two in and they have to be better than what we have with a good attitude, Steve Nixon?, Charnley need to have a fucking restraining order on getting involved in this and I'd leave it to someone experienced rather than Staveley or Jamie Rueben to get it done and in as good a time as possible.

Nailed on the first question he’s asked will be about whether he’s interested in the Sunderland job

I've just noticed every shirt has a massive 4 on the front. If only we still had any conspiracy loons on the site.

He’s completely painting himself as the genius behind this evil plot without recognising the evil part of it.

Getting the Louis-Dreyfuss Company to buy a box would do the trick

Funny thing is that Cummings seems totally oblivious to what an absolute cunt he looks in all of this. Like he’s forgotten he was at the centre on it all in his desperate attempts to stitch up Johnson et al

Mike Ashley- the shit that stinks up your bog long after you’ve flushed it.

Wait til @thebrokendollsees that collection of bins. There'll be nowt the matter.

In his fucking bedroom, no less. Seems there was more than just a few:

I don't know man. I'm not his fucking biographer. I just know he used to run the Melton, and lost his license in the 80s. Jesus Christ.

Not sure, he's more mackem than human now.