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Fuck sake, man, too much information.

If you think Adam Pearson isn't currently stood outside of SJP, you simply do not know Adam Pearson.

Gemmill will be happy to know Weaith has cleared the way for Adam to be loved now.

Ah coulda been a contender but now I watch on, face pressed against the windows of these fancy places where the great and good have their prestigious awards ceremonies thinking, it could've been me.....it could've been me.......lol, just joking toontastic, ah wouldn't swap essembee for Alan 'wide of the mark' Oliver any day. Ryder, err, ah mean, HMHM and out!

“ So Lee, what inspired you to become a journalist?” ” Whey, y’knaa, when a was 19 a got me Nana to read iz summick, was by a daft lad in a fanzine… it was a road to Dasmacsca… Damascara… a right eye opener. So a learnt to read, then write, then won the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year 2014.”

The amount of knackers on twitter is off the fucking scale.

He’s booked a stadium tour and snuck out. Currently rappelling down the Milburn, tripod in hand.

Adam? Adam? Who the fuck is Adam?

Totally disagree, even if you leave everything to Howe to pick who he wants you could do with an experienced hand actually getting the deal done, they should be jumping through hoops now to get that person as it's not inconceivable we'll be relegated with the current team as there's no saying Howe will have the impact we hope, we desperately need at least two in and they have to be better than what we have with a good attitude, Steve Nixon?, Charnley need to have a fucking restraining order on getting involved in this and I'd leave it to someone experienced rather than Staveley or Jamie Rueben to get it done and in as good a time as possible.

Bring him home!

This feels like a love letter.

Just seen this. Bring on 21 December. The Luigi costume.

Ant Middleton is a fucking cunt

LADS! NEW ADAM VIDEO IS UP AND HE'S HANDED EDDIE THE LETTER!

I do! I once used my proto-GCSE French to translate a newspaper article they'd reprinted - unsolicited, obviously. It was basically the French press talking about the draw for the next round of the Waffa in 94-95 and saying "anyone but Newcastle please" in the wake of us demolishing Antwerp. In hindsight I should have submitted it for publication under the pen name Stéphane Maréchal-Bertrand or similar.

Silence..... If you have come to comment on me then just jog on. Honestly, I'm here to do my NUFC stuff so don't care what you h8rs say. Continued Silence......

Don’t listen to the h8trs, mate. Just keep doin what your doin. There just jelis

"So news now emerging that the PM is going to include the assassination of all UK citizens with taches as part of their no deal brexit strategy. What do you think of it, passer-by?" Malcolm: "Will, err, oi think wy should just, err, kind of get on with it to by honest and err, just, err leave." "And you still support him?" Malcolm: "Err, spose so. Him and the Villah, obviously! Lol!"

The other reason it should be done quickly is so that, if at all possible, we have deals in place and players arriving at the start of January. The extra few matches could make all the difference come the end of the season.

Howe’s recruiting at Bournemouth was iffy to say the least. He needs guidance. Ally his energy and enthusiasm on the training pitch with an astute experienced figure to overhaul all aspects of the club including youth policy, scouting at all levels and first team recruitment.

Lovely to see, a great day out for those lower league clubs.

Absolutely nothing going on behind that bloke’s eyes

The so-called accountant

Got it in one Ive got a keen interest in military history etc and she got them because or that

Did she buy you the Ant Middleton tickets, by any chance?

But Who's Buying?

Sheets like plywood.

The fucking knackers who blow smoke up his arse seem to be as bad. All that keep doing an amazing job, Adam mate. His videos are fucking dross. Fair enough if he actually is making a decent living out of it but I’m missing something somewhere if he is

Why the fuck would you cheer getting a tough draw when you're 2 games away from a final. Unless you're a tinpot lower league clinic

Adam needs to fucking give it up. He spends more time twisting about his "trolls" than he does talking about the club. And if he wants a career in social media then he needs to learn to fucking speak properly!

Why were they recording the draw on their phones 😳😳😳

The so-called accountant is #1 Fan confirmed. Must be good getting some close up vision of the training ground in pitch-black darkness to supplement the distant visage of it that he enjoys during the day from out the window of his ivory tower.

4 corners of the Earth, obviously.

Its so Fish knows how to say Bumbaclot correctly

It's going to he a shit winter for millions. Most people are looking at at least 2 years worsening living standards. NHS in perpetual crisis. Etc. Can Johnson turn this around. Let's hope he can't, the corrupt cunt.

Hitzfeld being interviewed for DoF role according to this. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/nov/10/hitzfeld-to-Newcastle

Must be said that, I believe, the draw was made when they were in half decent form so the cheers were absolutely because they assumed they’d beat them. And that would show the mags a thing or two, for sure!

It sounds far-fetched, but I wouldn’t put it past Joris Bohnson

eh??

Check his hard drive

"...... I'd like to finish of the eyvnin by wunce agen thanking big Sam for coming up and also to let him know that a young French kid was in just before he arrived with a brown envelope looking for him, it's behind the counter next to a pint of wine......... it's happening, marras!!!!!! Welcome howeme, Samuel.......Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'waaaaaaaaay the lads!!!"

Nailed on the first question he’s asked will be about whether he’s interested in the Sunderland job

Despite everything the worst thing about that is his ‘tache

A top tier DOF would also have connections to help in identifying and making those January signings.

I've just noticed every shirt has a massive 4 on the front. If only we still had any conspiracy loons on the site.

Apoplectic Mackems sounds like a Half Man Half Biscuit song. Which reminds me, does anyone remember the irreverent fanzine Half Mag Half Biscuit?