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And yet still Sting maintains his silence.

Read that as - could genuinely be beheaded at first and thought that’s in slightly bad taste

I'm sure up-to-date cultural references like "Gaby Roslyn said..." will swing it for you. Good luck.

I thought you were joking about the stadium tour. There's a YouTube channel coming here. *below to be read in Donald and Davey Stott voice* "Hello! And welcome to my channel! Conehead productions presents: Newcassall Yoonited, a fan's perspective. I'm just an ordinary fan documenting my love of this fantastic club. Please hit like and subscribe and follow me on my JOURNEY. AHH MAN I'M RECORDING. Sorry guys, ignore my wife, I told her I was doing this but she doesn't listen. Episode 1.....THE STADIUM TOUR."

I could genuinely be headed for divorce number 2 here. When I met the wife, as far as she was concerned, I just wasn't interested in football at all. That was who I was. She's got away with only having to sit through major international tournaments, and suddenly she's having her Saturday evenings ruined watching pathetic draws with Brighton. I might make her sit through that Adam kid's YouTube video tonight, just for my own entertainment. But yeah, watch this space for divorce news.

I wasn't remotely prepared for giving a shit about NUFC again. I had fully checked out of NUFC and football in general because there was literally no point in having an interest in a club that was only concerning itself with maintaining its existence. I know there are people who stuck with them, and who will think I'm a cunt, and they'll be right. So aye, I don't really know what my point is here. The Saudis are total bastards, but they've given me back an interest in football, and now I get to take the piss out of CT in the Newcastle Forum as well as in General Chat, and I don't think people talk about this enough when they list all the bad stuff that the Saudis have done.

Any idea where to park?

"Hi, sorry, are you the guy who is taking the drink orders? I'll just have a coke, please?" "Wha, wha, what?! Demba, man! It's me! Lee Ryder, man! R'memba? The knight? Pencil and paper man, make good Demba Ba story in local newspaper, make Newcastle fans like Demba?"

Fish reading this......

"Amanda. Can I just introduce you to my friends, the Bender Squad?"

I shouldn't take the piss really. It's class really that there are people that give that much of a fuck. I watched that Minus 17 doc yesterday about Bournemouth League 2 survival season, and there was a bloke showing the camera the letter that he got from Howe thanking him for showing up to clear snow off the pitch before a really important game. That would be this YouTube kid. While I sat in the house taking the piss on a forum.

It's that time of year again. #CockDestroyer

"Demba, wor kid! Ah bet ya had some reet laughs with Chancel M'Bemba! Lol! 🎶Demba/M'Bemba! M'Bemba/Demba, let's call the whole thing off!🎵"

'Lifes not all about football is it?" He has a point but when you're in a press conference with a new manager of a football club then it pretty much is all about football isn't it?

Is it a grammar test?

Thin Fucking Ice.

I hope the Russians Mackems Saudis love their children too

read that truefaith article by hird a week or so ago and thought at the time, fair play to you mate, if you want to be the moral conscience of the football world, fill your boots. ive decided the role's not for me though and actually resent anybody who thinks it should be. yes the saudi's human rights record is atrocious and i doff my hat to anybody whose been active in trying to change them for years. not to those though that have only very recently jumped on the bandwagon, they can fuck off to be honest as i doubt the majority of thems sincerity. i've no doubt they'll donning their stone island kit and chanting ingurland to a pubs tv screen in a years time at an event they should in theory be protesting we boycott. i also have very little time for those who mock the whataboutery line, because like it or not, some of it is very valid. it's only just over a decade since the worlds biggest sporting event was held in china, whose human rights record makes the saudis look like cuddly kittens in comparison. yet i have little recollection of the outrage for that coming even close to what we've seen directed at us this last month. i hope the saudis involvement here can hasten some change in their country, in the meantime i want to enjoy us hopefully becoming something other than the non sporting zombie club we've been for the last 14 years. oh and i wont be wearing a tea towel whilst doing so, they're the wifes and im not even sure where she keeps them.

The truth is we had absolutely fuck-all say in it, just like we’ve fuck-all say in the way Ashley ran us in to the ground. Blaming fans is utterly misguided, blame the fuckers who Ok’d the deal, because they’re the ones who had the power to stop it, but didn’t.

Was it this bloke hiding in the bushes?

Definitely won't read it then, I don't want sobering up.

Don’t show her the Hitzfeld dossier, whatever you do.

...... Episode 1: The StayDeeyam Too-a Well the first place they showed us in the StayDeeyam Too-a of a ground I've only ever been to on multiple occasions was the bogs. Wow! You just don't appreciate the complexity of them when you're just having a piss at half time. Apparently the StayDeeyam has a contract with Northumbrian water which is exactly the same as us!! All the piss and shit gets treated and is good to use again but stop press, thanks to brexit we can now see the process for ourselves in their new open plan sewage system called 'the rivers and sea' system! We even got told what the purple things that look a bit like soap in the urinals were called. Brilliant stuff. Next we got shown a light bulb and it was a replica of the ones they use in the boardroom!

“As you can see….the stadium is modern and refined, unlike what we had to trudge through during the 80s, they didn’t even have proper footballs had to use Penny floaters…..who remembers Jonny Rep?”

Just realised they have all been younger than me since Allardyce

Compare & contrast

Prefer Emanelo anyway. His credentials seem very solid and he's a guardian favourite which will no doubt wind them up since he'll be joining Evil Incarnate FC.

Brilliant seeing Bruce's shattered face at the end there though.

Obviously THAT man was on the scene for the exclusive everyone wanted, getting the info none of the other cunts can get. They don’t just give out Trinity Mirror group awards to any fucker.

Come back in 20k posts time, noob. Maybe then we can be friends.

Sting must condemn

You should have a look in January at that fella who plays up front for Rotherham, Bill Gregg or something like that.

He's currently digging up the road outside the training ground as he got a hit

He fucked it off and went metecting.

Tbh when the Saudi money came in a lot of people seemed to change their tune. People like Dyer & Jenas can fuck off, Bellamy if he ever pipes up. We’ve been spoken down to by a lot of ex players for years about “business man” Ashley. Ba - yeh he got out of there as soon as he could and was hated for a long time. When he came back with Chelsea Coloccini booted him in the face a huge cheer went up

A regular outside the training ground and players entrance. She could have eaten an apple through a tennis racket

I’m torn between both POV tbh and still feel conflicted. On the one hand the Saudi regime is abhorrent and I’d rather our club wasn’t associated with them. On the other, if they didn’t buy us they were just going to put their cash in somewhere else. As long as these are the rules of the game, why not enjoy the ride? We don’t make the rules. You don’t choose your football club, you can’t stop supporting it just because the people who own it are vile. We didn’t choose the Saudis nor we did we choose Ashley.

CT has the wrong Gabby. (Think he's on about Gabby Logan, (nee Yorath) than the Gabby he's put? (It's Roslin, not Roslyn). But apart from that.....

'Alreet Amanda, this is Wor Holly, sorry she stinks of piss. The wife hasn't had any change for the Laundorama like'

Great that he got the van to reverse to speak to the people that had gathered. But fucking hell that kid's commentary. "Ahhh I cannit believe it. He's actually coming back. This has gotta be the greatest feeling." He says he waited 12 hours outside the training ground ffs.

FYP

And edgeeeeeey

Aye, he handled it perfectly. "It was a football decision." "Life's not all about football." "For me, this decision was about football." End of story. Suck my balls.

Held the knife good and proper

Interesting choice that Burt from Sesame Street was chosen to interview him.

Fish trying out his attack lines on safcforever, for later use on the smb.

Oh absolutely not. I appreciate that people won’t be falling on their swords to expose KSA atrocities on match day but they don’t need to wave Saudi flags either or wear towels on their heads. We can do fuck all about the takeover, however I feel like I personally have a responsibility to be aware of the issues and be especially aware when I’m being mollycoddled by an expensive PR machine. I won’t project that on to others, it’s just for my personal mindfulness. That said I doubt I’ll be buying season tickets and shirts either.