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Wtf. I had to open an investigation to work out who BUJ is and you lot just give up the goods to the COMMUNIST RAYVIN?

Must be nail biting being in a car that Wykiki is driving. 3 songs in a row that he doesn’t like and you’d be halfway expecting him to drive into a canal

As a fellow survivor of testicular cancer myself I can honestly say that during the years of my illness and treatment I was also thoroughly concentrated on fleecing as many people and institutions as possible. I mean, what else is there to do when undergoing treatment for, and recovering from, a life threatening illness? Worry? Suffer? Spend some precious time with family and friends? Pfffttt ... I needed myself a new everything obtained through merciless graft. You know what they say about money and material belongings: you can take it with you. I was a focused being of pure parasitic energy setting myself up like King Tut, just in case. Knob.

This genuinely reads like one of those boring James Milner account posts.

FYP

Hope he signs BEFORE watching us in the flesh

Having a big one tonight are you?

Nothing to worry about......Charnley is on the case.

#Bitter #Pubsthatallowtrampsinside #Thatpoordogwillprobablygetshaggedbeforethedayisover

Link me to your fools on twitter that are saying it's done. It's not a fucking pigeon again, is it?

Wraith: ''You are now famous! You are in the evening chronicle. Look.' Later, in the chronicle..... 'LOCAL PARENTS TELL OF SHAME AND SADNESS OF SON AND FRIENDS BEHAVIOUR!'

"What yer do that fer? It's chuffin Quo, yer know I like chuffin Quo!"

That ‘clobber’ tweet is even funnier in the context of his going down the pub wearing a fucking Rich Energy coat

Those sex lines aren't going to man themselves.

14 in the canteen and the other on the shitter

Or to have taken the bastard Fulwell good and proper.

This remains his best ever TV moment

What about these blokes, though?

That's why it's perfect for me

Obviously.

Get the helicopter ready and prepare the lines! Double denim for this one?

If this cunt supports it, that's us fucked and down this season.

Accountant on call? Is this something to do with how quickly you can spread sheets?

Btw, just a reminder this cunt claimed back expenses to heat his stables. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/10/nadhim-zahawi-admits-taxpayers-electricity-stables Nearly £6k paid by tax payers. And that reminds me @Gemmill, your advice to claim back expenses on working from home. I did and I think HMRC are paying me about £6.00 a month, whoopee. Meanwhile my application prompted them to review my tax status and they're now deducting an extra £100 a month from my pay. Cheers mate. 🍺🖕

Graham Jones throwing hands at Bruce

and Davro’s

I haven't complained about that particular change, no

Was it not a bit high brow for him? 'Ay up, Freddeh, y'wont chuffing belave wot that biffo the bears got up t'now, hee-hee'

I'd have went for a 1:1 ratio myself.

Boy, u jealous?

“Of course it’s Yorkshire”

Fun to watch him squirm.

Tapped out?

You tend to find that players are much more mercenary than managers (Steve Bruce aside). So while we'll not be tempting Harry Kane in January the fact that we can offer good money should be able to tempt players who wouldn't have considered us otherwise.

Well it's a moot point, because we can't appoint that level of manager at the minute.

Surprised he hasn't started saying "us" now there's a bit of oil money floating around. Club ambassador you say?

Lived in leeds for probably the worst two years of my life. Full of miserable cunts

Fuck me. Stevie wonder could have told them that

This is normally the point where I'd post "that" picture of Steve and his funeral cortege, but seriously, what's the point?

This could not have gone any better. Thank you for making my day.