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Itll be nice hearing “good ebening” to start a presser instead of a hungover grunt of a bloke struggling to sit down.

Diego on the ball again. Cc : @The Fish

Oh sure, when Diego goes full bore he gets showered with praise, when I do it it's all "Shut up Dave", "Fuck off Fish". This is bullshit.

fucks sake. I was hoping for john terry.

chicken/wine

"Aye, if he's fucking soft." - Steve Bruce

I don't have to do anything I don't want to 😉🤣

40 minutes

Also from the Telegraph "Club Chairman Yasir Al-Rumayyan is said to have casually lifted a saracen sword off the wall and started polishing it during the zoom call."

The wheels are coming off the promotion push

Shelvey having to practice how to run…

hi is that HR?

Some of the lads on our channels at the moment are canny. The fan cams Emil Franchi does for true faith are hilarious. I hope we don’t turn into an arsenal Fan TV club. Competitive outrage.

Stop listening to talksport man!

"Good ebening. Is yes that I can 'ow you say' gan spacka daft' in the transfer window? Is yes? Good. Where do I sign?"

shut up dave

Rayvin I've only just seen you're a pussy magnet

All these years and I never knew Roeder was a Nazi sympathiser.

They're prioritising the League Cup man, had to make some sacrifices somewhere

Im not sure the mackems have considered the ethical implications of the horse they’re backing here.

He doesn’t get jealous

Because Ashley never did get the hang of this football lark.

Whats his record on dealing with cowards?

I think Emery es able to get the best of the players too. In his first experience, he get a Lorca, a bad team in 2Div B (League One in Spain). The team was in the middle of the table when he arrived (in January) and ended in 4th positition. Played the Playoff and get promoted to 'Championship'. Lorca is a team had never played before in the second category. And his first year, he ended 5th, only 3 points to get promoted to Primera División. Later, he took Almería, a team in Second Division. He get promoted in his firstt year (and this year, Lorca ended 23º) to Primera Division In Primera Division with Almería he ended 8º, the best historical positicion of the team. And this squad has level to fight for not relegation. He had 3 very good players, but very young, as Negredo, Felipe Melo and Diego Alves and was this period with Emery when they improve his level. Obviously, Potter knows better English competition.

Would agree with you on Potter, he's got Brighton playing some great stuff, but I think Emery probably has a bit more experience and knowhow having worked in different countries. 9 trophies? I'll have a bit of that.

I'm just going to put it out there, I'm happier with Emery than if we'd appointed Rafa. While I would have given anything to bring him back a year ago, I would prefer not to go back now. Rafa likes his teams to sit very deep, and I think I've had my fill of it after the last few years. I know Emery is not exactly a swashbuckling type, but it will be interesting to see some new ideas.

"If you don't know be now now"

Sounds like a done deal then. Can't complain about having a manager that's won the Europa League with 2 different unfancied clubs. Managed big names at PSG and Arsenal. Knows the league etc

And albert luque scored a really good goal.

I wouldn't say I moved on.

Was the record that it’s the furthest she’s ever ran in pants filled with shit?

#LifeHacks You're welcome, Gemmill.

It's Brave also going from a team that's in Europe to a team that's second from bottom of the PL and playing like a fucking Sunday League pub team.

I didn't choose it for myself, but if the shoe fits...

GGJ prefers TOT?

He can play for the U23s as far as I am concerned. As long as he is not in the 25 man squad it will mean we have much better players than him.

Conte to Spurs confirmed, feel a bit sorry for Nuno really, never wanted by them at any level, totally done over by the Kane fiasco in summer and Paratici has spent the last 6 months convincing Conte to take the spurs job while Nuno was still in post. Course the shittiness of that will be largely ignored by the media in Spurs case. From spurs PoV though, thats what getting your director of football appointment right gets you, when the time comes you pick up the best available manager going in about two days. That infrastructure is exactly what we don't have.

The days must fly by.

1.21 points per game gets us to 38 points and probable safety. Steve Bruce's lifetime PL record is 1.13 points, so we only need someone to come in and get their cabbage on plus a little bit extra, and we'll be just about there.

Guys. I understand you don't like what my guys say about that guy. But what do us guys think about what my guys say about the other guys? Guys? GUYS?!

@Christmas Tree Christmas dinner sorted for you.