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Well that's one thing he has in common with Steve Bruce.

We've always seen the similarities to be fair, CT. One night of love then an eternity under a patio on a building site he's had to visit. Not for me, Meenz.

@Howmanheyman You're in there

HI I'M WOLF BLITZER REPORTING FROM EDINBORO

Edwards is so full of shit. Why the fuck would the club restrict itself to managers who are currently out of work? My guess is he thought the most likely outcome would be us getting a manager currently unemployed with PL experience so he said that’s what the club was targeting. That way he could claim he had the inside track. If Emery arrives it’ll be another of his little nuggets of shite that has backfired. He didn’t even know what was happening when he was getting his info direct from the manager.

I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.

Now he’s gone you really have to wonder who is to blame for the mess at Spurs

Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.

Nuno hounded out after three months, but barely a word about his treatment. Bruce, on the other hand, with the lowest PPG of any permanent manager during Ashley's reign, was hounded out by hordes of malicious Geordies, ungrateful northern mankeys, etc etc. Spurs are rotten, if I were a manager looking to build something I'd steer far clear. Levy runs that club, you'll never be able to realize any sort of vision as long as he's at the reins.

WHERE WERE YOU ON HOLIDAY LIKE, CENTRAL LIBRARY!?

It's someone who just wanted to talk about his beloved club.

Life is peaceful there

Howe would be capable of outpointing the cabbage and keeping us up, I reckon. Totally uninspiring but if it's a short term appointment to keep us up, so be it.

They're at an advantage given that they already have a functional structure in place, they already spoke to him in the summer and his mate is their director of football.

Guys. I understand you don't like what my guys say about that guy. But what do us guys think about what my guys say about the other guys? Guys? GUYS?!

I know nothing about these players. But maybe someone on here does? This is my most CT post ever.

If we're struggling to get our top targets I'd be more than happy for Nuno to get it. I mean if it were a choice between him and Martinez it's no contest. Nuno was unfortunate in the mess he inherited with the Kane situation, and Spurs didn't really do any big business, for a club of their size, in the transfer market this past summer. And obviously Nuno knows what it's like to be in the bottom half of the table. Although I don't place as much importance on the aforementioned as some. Some pundits would have you believe that it would be better to get Fat Sam over a highly experienced and highly rated European coach, just because he has a record of managing shit teams.

What is a "win"?

The “mosque” they’re so riled up about is actually Spanish City in Whitley

I do slightly bigger projects than Rose wests garden and thats not a euphemism

Aye, not comparable situations.

1.21 points per game gets us to 38 points and probable safety. Steve Bruce's lifetime PL record is 1.13 points, so we only need someone to come in and get their cabbage on plus a little bit extra, and we'll be just about there.

we're going to need a run of wins to get back into mid table security which looks increasingly unlikely given our run of fixtures, lack of manager and truly terrible players. now excuse me while try to wring my sheets

If Spurs do sack Nuno then they'll definitely be looking at the same calibre of manager as we are. It's about time our lot made their minds up.

Not sure why you have that reputation

Bruce was desperate to sign Willock, not surprising really since he saved his job last season. We spent all our Ashley budget on him for the summer, if he knew he was crocked, he wouldn't have give a shit, he'd have played him anyway in the hope history might repeat itself.

Fucking mental that they've been twatted 5-1 in a third division game. At least they enjoyed those new manager derby wins which will keep them nice and warm on those cold third division nights. 👍

And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit

There is only Norwich who I fancy to finish below us. I can see Leeds getting their act together. Burnley always find a way to survive. Let’s be frank lads. We are right in the shit

Last season there was 3 definite shite teams. This season there is Norwich and errrr us.

6 points adrift of safety is significant tbh, Brighton up next and I don't fancy us to do much in that one. They are going toe to toe with teams like Liverpool, I don't think our 20% possession stats are going to improve much.

We're 6 points off safety, right? Two rounds of fixtures and we could be level. We have 28 games left. We were never going to win this game. Divint worry man.

I’d have put ‘Pony’

The biggest fanny of them all. Spending some of that £8m payoff, and thanking his son for running around behind him with a poop-scoop.

Not plastic enough to be a real Chelsea fan!

When is Nuno getting the boot then? Fuck me Spurs look wank and I am loving it

Aye it would be a serious concern for me if I was a Sunderland fan. But then judging by what I'm reading on RTG, a solid number of them occupied themselves with racially abusing people and throwing coins at kids rather than watching the match, so maybe they're not even there for the football. At least none of them punched a police horse though.

Just about the only positive you can take from today is that the above should be absolutely crystal fucking clear to the owners now.

Clark panics like he's been handed a nuclear bomb every time someone passes him the ball round the box.

Gemmilltastic: MATCH THREAD "Well yes this is once again a selection of players by the manager that he believes to be the best for this match." "The players are making the right decision always out there, I assume, because each and every one of them is a better footballer than I." END THREAD

Quietly brutal from the Beeb

Aye. The physical gymnastics would be more hilarious.

Plucking his banjo string- totally innocent.

Just watched Jones pre match interview Knight was the final one to ask a 'question' I say 'question' because it was more of a statement. 'Hi Graham. Yeh the fans will need to be behind the players' *scilence*

Probably some sort of Care in the Community program I'd wager.

Carried himself well has Jones tbf.