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"There's only one excellenty one around here, chief. Ah totally respect your filthy lucre and your camel riding skills but divvent get ahead of yourselves, aye?"

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in the percy arms, absolutely heaving. an hour to kick off, and my first time at sjp for just over 13 years, had just about given up hope of ever going to a ground my dad first took me to in '67 again, feels quite emotional. @ewerk I'm sorry. @Monkeys Fist I wasn't pissed, but I'm well on my way now.

Steady on there CT

Could this be the week Steve Bruce finally gets the hang of football management?

Funny guy. He should write a book.

You can immediately tell someone does not watch football/understand football the moment they suggest that Bruce is in anyway a good manager. The absurdity of it is that there's a long string of supporters over a load of clubs that will attest to the truth about the quality of football his sides turn out, and yet, against a tide of facts suggesting otherwise, the voices that are most heard are from those that sprout misinformation.

The only thing he oozes is sweat and lard. Dignity? Fuck me

This is absolutely the right result and performance. All the fucking helmets in the press got their prize of a 1,000th game for Saint Steve, and he's duly served up a shit sarnie, in keeping with the rest of his managerial career. The last thing we needed was a win so they could all crow about him for another week. The new owners are not gonna want to sit through too many more matches like this, so he'll hopefully be getting fucked off in short order.

Busted!

You’d be apologising on his behalf tbh

I knew the Cabbage’s little bitch of a son wouldn’t be able to keep his gob shut, so the BBC have let him vent. It’s fucking glorious knowing how far under the skin of Bruce Snr. and Jnr. we are Steve Bruce: Newcastle boss has been the 'fall guy', says son Alex Bruce https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58944889

Ok serious subject matter aside. The photoshop picture there is very funny.

Not that I have top 10 or anything. But you know what I mean

Savage

shamelessly stole this but 🤣

I would, because it’d mean we were in the Championship.

Perfect game for the owners to see tbh. Even Bruce seemed to acknowledge it at full time. He’s been given a chance to be anything other than completely fucking useless and he’s failed at the first hurdle. As we move on, he’s going to be a pathetic, barely remembered footnote in our history and rightfully so. So long, Bruce and take your fucking useless mates with you

The supporter has been stabilized and is on the way to hospital apparently.

It's fucking wild that American TV has a show called "The Two Robbies" starring Robbies Earle and Mustoe. A proper pair of boring cunts. Fair play to them for carving out this career for themselves. Savage must be fuming.

How's the button mushroom, did you say?

My Mam used to send me or my sister into the local to "retrieve" my Dad if he'd overrun his curfew by a few hours. Think rather than come out he bought me my first pint at about 11. Top trolling from him

Hope he shares a picture of how his van and poster look by the end of the day.

Rafa’s fault

There was understandable confusion. As soon as the Spurs players came over and explained (big well done to them) the docs were off quickly with the equipment. The man’s life was saved. They don’t deserve any criticism.

Rushed my arse. It took far longer than it should have. Regardless as to what they said on Sky’s after match bollocks. From where I was sitting on the opposite side of the ground we could see loads of folk shouting and even some decent soul waving a white flag/hanky thing, for several minutes The bloke who eventually trotted out from one of the dugouts (with the defib) seemed to have no urgency to me. IMHO.

Difficult has it? Raking in millions while off half the time on holiday while your buddies cover up your incompetence. Fraud.

Looks, pedals, you're here to ridicule the guitar lads.

How can someone do something 1000 times and still be shite at it

If the whole team is consistently not defending well enough then who do you think might be at fault?

Willock dug us out for those last 8 games, but at times we've seen a glimpse of some cohesion. Lascelles was and should be better, Longstaff was and should be better. With Wilson, Willock and the Saint, we should have more than enough to get goals, and we saw under Rafa that these defenders were organised at one point. Hayden also used to have a big part in that in midfield. Like everything else at the club, its been left to decay over time and the players have just shown that. The way they performed today suggests that they know that they have a hand in what happens next with the management.

He’s only into his third season as manager here. Surprised he didn’t blame Benitez

Hopefully his excellency brought his beheading sword.

Shelvey ffs, useless prick with more hair than footballing ability

Staveley turning up in a sexy nun outfit. CT has just passed out.

I really hope we mostly get the likes of Ginola, Les, Rob Lee, etc. on doing punditry work now because of the increased interest, as opposed to the likes of Bellamy, Dyer, Taylor, Ameobi.

Him and Bellamy have both done a history rewrite on their time here. Mainly around them deeply respecting SBR and the fans’ unrealistic expectations forcing the latter out. Dyer seems to have a bit more humility about him nowadays like.

Fucking hope not

That kid is fucking desperate even by mackem standards.

Nothing more than we've had to put up with for years so fuck'em.

My mother give him plenty of abuse for it

My dad regularly burned every tea he ever made for me but I’m still not going around telling people he’s a good cook

‘Join us next week when Mrs. Carver will be explaining why she thinks her husband is better than any manager in the Premier League’.

Decided that we should sign Adama Traore because him on the right and ASM on the left would be absolute chaos but would be worth it for the 3 games a season where they both turned it on at the same time and we would muller someone 7-0

Is Bruce touted for the Brentford job like?

Unusual for Spurs fans to be giving money away … Reported myself.