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Conte to replace the Cunt of Monte Bisto, wouldn't say no.

Just had a look on RTG. If you drew a Venn diagram of the Mackems who say they wouldn’t want the Saudis owning their club, the ones who partied like it was 1999 when the deal fell through last year and the ones who hero-worshipped Paedo Johnson, it would be a perfect circle.

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There’s an article doing the rounds from the independent, saying it’s an investment for the PIF and not a vanity project. So there won’t be the levels of spending seen at the likes of Man City and PSG. Written by Miguel Delaney

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Just bought some Bulleit Bourbon the other day. RIP to my productivity if this is confirmed in the next few hours. Havent know excitement like this since that deadline day when we signed Sibierski

FYP

Had a quick scan around some of the forums for the big 6 - "it's the end of the game (Arsenal)", "money ruined the sport (Chelsea!)", "we'll never win the league again" (United). Some joker was concerned we might try to poach Solskjaer...

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"Bone Saw Dude" is an objectively, very cool name to have tbf

Here's why this won't happen, I'm 60 fucking years old today, and the Universe is obviously just fucking with my misery

Anyone know where I can buy a season ticket?

Careful, mind.

Getting ready to deliver Brewcey his P45 as we speak.

I reckon we'll rejoin the EU before this takeover is completed.

But how's the Henry Mauriss bid going?

The separation issue should still be an issue. Meaning it was only an issue as long as the PL wanted it to be an issue. Irrespective of the rights and (tbh) mostly wrongs of a regime like the Saudis buying into a club, the process stinks. I wonder if, just maybe, the League has changed its stance after the ESL palaver. Perhaps realising that putting all its eggs in the basket of the so-called Big 6 wasn’t the best idea. Because resolving the piracy issue only appeases BeIn and doesn’t do anything about what was meant to be the sticking point.

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FFS I wanted a night off the net man. Gonna have to reinstall FlightRader24 too

Ready to go spare tbh

Well I had planned to just ignore this but the last two pages from you lot of dragged me in with you. Still not sure how I feel about the ethics of this, but Bruce's football is basically a crime against humanity anyway. Do you think they'll keep him about?

Charnley The hidden rebellion of the crushed man. He's another one I'd expect to be fired into the sun shortly as well tbh.

We’ll probably get taken over and relegated

Well, here’s to “Can’t Remember November”then.

the executioner would have his graft cut out with the brass neck on Bruce

You all laughed, well who’s laughing now?

Imagine how good SJP is going to look for the next match with no shitty Sports Direct signage plastered all over it.

I feel sick

BTW I am convinced it's him

CAULKIN BABY

Cc @Jimbo

If it does go through, part of me hopes they do something mental like employ the most successful manager in Al-Hilal history

It’ll be worth it just for the reaction on Wearside if it goes through

Where is the old spin wank smilie?

ffs

It's about time someone took a stand against misogynist women.

I look forward to her getting the opportunity to hail his record on extra marital sex. It's coming, little miss ventriloquist's dummy face.

Largely agree with this, however we're dealing with Ashley here... Remember pardewout.com? .... they got their own way in the end, Pardew walked, Ashley appointed Carver then McLaren and we went down anyway under Rafa... Theres no right or wrong answers to it...am past caring...