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When the scaffolding comes down he'll need to find somewhere else to kip under.

'Had a great night at my favourite Indian restaurant last night. Food excellent as always. #madras #lastnight #indians #Garlicnan #arselikethejapaneseflagtoday'

Genuine pig face.... NO MAKE-UP!

They will probably include “Arbeit macht frei” in their next manifesto.

She had him deported immediately after that picture.

Nah, just mistook her for Tripitaka.

While we're doing nautical metaphors, lets remember Johnson's own (Brexit will be a Titanic success).

Aye but the little smug yellow cunt is drinking his coffee

It's worth remembering that that run involved losing by a single goal to Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Spurs and Man U and we conceded less goals in those first ten games of the season than we have done in the seven games this season.

Well you know the names Bruce, you know steve Bruce. Ill have kebab and cheesy chips shaken not stirred

This is true, and there are mitigating factors now as there was then. However, Bruce is bad at football management and a cunt.

Does it matter if you aren't going to get one?

We can’t compete with the likes of Watford, man

Mistaken European Union for Eurovision, clearly. Easy mistake to make.

Unless you count in boarding school

My mate reckons he’s half Indian. “ No, Ian, you’re not. “ I’m here all week.

They need to fill up 😉

What is happening?

Does the Tory party only exist nowadays to enable bent money to be laundered? 🤔

What a smug little Danny Murphy Danny Murphy is btw.

Those hashtags

See gifs above

‘Shit, we’ve been rumbled. Who knew there’d be cameras here?’

Also Rafa didn’t lay cables whilst eating a canny bag of Tudor.

It’s not the band Japan, I will say, it’s a band FROM Japan

Luke Edwards spotted

The most depressing part is that it still doesn’t feel like he’s at any risk of being sacked.

The local Undertakers hopefully.

Hendrick! Never doubted the useless prick!

Hendrick warming up. Time to test whether the power button works on the telly.

Jenas and Rio Ferdinand on BT Punditry duty is like something you’d only read about in Dante’s Inferno

Young polar bear asks his dad "am I a real polar bear" his dad replies of course you are I'm a polar your a polar bear we are polar bears. The youngster walks away. 10 minutes later the youngsters back again and says am i a real polar bear his dad replies I'm a polar bear your mams a polar your a polar bear we're polar bears. So off he goes again 10 minutes later he's back again with the same question am I a real polar bear. By now his dads getting pissed off he says look son I'm a polar bear your mams a polar bear your grandad & grandma are polar bears so your a polar. So why do you keep asking the same question. The youngster replies because I'm fucking freezing

Bang on. Fucking well said.

I think an important qualifying aspect to this which people leave out is the notion that yeah, many men might be able to make a sexist joke or an objectifying comment and laugh off without feeling the need to go and rape someone, but some other fellas have a far lower threshold. So when we say all men need to police each other's behaviour, it's not because we think all men might be closet rapists - it's because it's the only reliable way to weed out or shut down the ones that are. And for the men who feel put out about that - yeah it sucks that you have to be policed in this way, but surely it's better to have it set up like this than another woman is brutalised at the altar of "lad culture". Men need/have to stop taking this as some kind of attack on them as men, and see it as a collective exercise in protecting women

Luckily for you they don’t check all the registers.

Ryder's going to break YOUR jaw when he sees you've copied HIS idea for HIS Taylor tribute article tonight.

Change ‘hearing’ for ‘match’ and that’s his normal POV

MY manager.

If he can keep fit deserves to be in capital letters not brackets