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A truly 'heartfelt message'.

‘Shockwaves’.

Only Fools and Corpses more like, etc

At least Brucey is doing a better job than this Potter bloke…

Genuinely thought he was bald ah well, chalk another one up to the drink

Its Henri Lansbury isn’t it? The bloke is a total fucking cunt, always been one of the scummiest players going imo the sort to do snidey kicks like that but then dive all over the place. He should get a lengthy ban for that, could have really injured the bloke, but I’m sure he will get nowt as he got booked.

Villa 3 – 0 Everton A certain Telegraph reporter will be wanking himself raw before his wine and chicken tonight.

Craig Hope clearly has it in for Bruce. And I'm all for it

Is he mates with MVB?

I went to Rudding Park last year for a night's stay (over priced pompus cunts, don't bother). David Jason was staying there and was holding court at the dinner table with loads of cunts wanking at every word he said. I did a Boycie laugh as I walked past and he looked fucking fuming I'll never forgive him for refusing to give me an autograph whilst filming Frost near me the cunt. 'Too tired' Apparently.

Wonder if they still play the Captain Pugwash music when they score?

I couldn't remember if joey Barton was still manager there so looked it up. Simon Grayson now is!

I think you’re confusing him with The Fish. Easily done.

I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign either will be gone anytime soon. What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone.

Strange decision to use Joelinton at all. He’s fucking gash.

When are we expecting the fleet of paper airplanes to cover the pitch?

I’d like them to sing “you fat Geordie bastard, get out of our club” tbh

FYP

You’re close.

Bruce there following the British Managers Lunch Club manual for getting a pay off. 1. Put in no effort 2. Achieve dismal results 3. Turn on the media 4. Blame those above you And if all else fails 5. Turn on the players

The full thing. There will be no hope for Hope to get the ban lifted..,

Surely the training goes better without Bruce irrespective? I'll pay for the fat cunts two seats to the Algarve.

Bruce spent four nights in Portugal during the international break and returned last Monday. Sportsmail understands some players reported for training that day expecting a morning session, only to be told Bruce was not arriving back from holiday until the afternoon. The club say this was always the plan. But a source said: ‘You’ve got players waiting hours at the training ground and some staff didn’t even know what was going on. They also turned up at training the previous Thursday only to be told Bruce had gone on holiday. They just did a gym session. They weren’t impressed. ‘Then on Monday of this week they did not train until tea-time. Players like structure, routine. But they feel like the team’s schedule is designed to suit the manager, not them.’ Some also noted a press report this week that goalkeeper Freddie Woodman would be dropped for Friday’s game. The players know which journalists are close to Bruce and some suspected this had come from the manager before he had told them, much like they did last season when a report stating Karl Darlow would be dropped caused huge irritation behind the scenes.

I constantly worry about how I'll get by when I lose my job, will my pension be enough combined with my state pension and will they up the age again etc. This fucker is clearly not enjoying it, has surely built up a very comfortable nest egg already and could quite easily call it a day after a working life in football. Pride or greed? Bit of pride I'd guess, (emphasis on 'bit') but has to be sheer greed? (Unless he'll owe Ashley money if he breaks his contract, nobody's paying a compensation fee for him, let's face it).

Corona virus and Brexit are probably making it difficult at his second home in Portugal too.

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. Poor bloke… 😑