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Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.

‘A defence of Fred West: Not as bad as Harold Shipman’.

I view most of his posts as clickbait, like the written equivalent of talksport. I might be giving him too much credit, as the alternative view is that he’s a thick cunt who posts bullshit.

Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”

Music? Completed it mate.

Did he search through the list of current PL managers outside of the promoted teams to find a bloke with a lower win % than Bruce in their current role? If he watches the football Brighton play he might understand why Potter gets praised and Bruce gets slated tbh, it’s not looking like Bruce’s 1.2% better win percentage (in his current role, Bruce’s PL win % overall is like 7% less than Potters) will remain that for long does it. Bruce is a fucking loser, a dinosaur, and isn’t improving. He’s comparing that shitter to a young coach finding his feet, could Potter end up being shite? Of course, but he could also have a far better managerial career than Bruce has had as well. Again, giving Edwards no benefit of the doubt here so I’m just assuming he knows fucking nothing about football at this point tbh. I’m not going to bother checking but I’d imagine Bruce has also outspent Potter as well. The thing I really can’t be arsed with blokes like Edwards is when he’s proven completely wrong, when he can no longer pull some obscure very selective stat that he can cling to say Bruce isn’t the worst manager in the league, there will be no admission he was wrong, he will probably just blame the fans (who were right from the start), rather than the punchable cunt who has failed everywhere he has been. He’s a wimp that won’t stand by his trash opinions, and he knows absolutely fucking nothing about football tbh. Suppose he’s similar to Bruce which is probably why he licks the blokes arse.

It's a 28mm brass compression ring iyam, fuckin plumber threw it into the field for the daft twat to find

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

20 years since this.

Time we all started blaming Renton for Covid. That's why he left the NHS, to try and cover his tracks.

I do find it sort of funny that "oh hes not the worst manager in the league" can be considered a defence of the bloke.

What a weirdo. He’s obviously obsessed with Bruce.

on the contrary, the older the better. So far I think I have it made in Newcastle between 1700-1720. If confirmed it will be going to the FLO (finds Liason officer) and I will have officially found treasure Couldnt be happier.

I think Andrew Neil ripping into all the party leaders bar the PM was the final straw for me. Fair enough, they couldn’t physically force Johnson to be there in person but letting him go on Andrew Marr instead was an absolute piss take

If that’s to do with the BBC Charter then the Charter has to change…. I don’t see a million miles of difference between Sky News & the BBC news tbh. It probably just needs tweaking so they can properly challenge the array of fuckin liars the government sends out to speak to us. Impartiality helped Brexit enormously and if the BBC can’t recognise that point then they’d be as well giving up because the world has fundamentally changed since the advent of the internet and banging on about 20th century concepts like “impartiality” is nonsense when they couldn’t lay a glove on Farage who they allowed to lie with impunity almost weekly for half a decade..

Famous Hardman David Beckham holding back Roy Keane there

Agreed. While Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein are on you, given your history as the taxi queue predator

I know my place on here. I’ll take the flak for the media. A bit like how brexit is all CT’s fault

Interesting new epidemiological development here

Got 20 seconds on the BBC news last night and was due to coronavirus apparently. Still nothing on Gove's historical hate speeches on "toothless northerners" and "fuzzy wuzzies".

He's just doubling down and digging a deeper hole.

Gloomy fighting on like a WW1 grunt in the face of overwhelming opposition here His point about balance does actually stand up, mostly. For every Kuenssberg, you have a Maitlis, and a Wark. What’s changed ( and I’m talking specifically about BBC News), as Alex pointed out, is that the upper editorial team are all rampant Tories. Thats just fact. The county is on the brink of being unable to provide the food and goods that any western society would expect as standard and we’re hearing about a fucking Llama being shot because it’s riddled with TB, or Kim fucking Kardashian turning up to some do in a burqa. I’d expect at the very least, that the National broadcast channel would ask, in the strongest possible way, why Brexit has led to Mr & Mrs Gammon not being able to buy their usual, regular supply of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Fresh Pastas, German lagers and that nice Côtes de Rhone that Muriel likes so much- you know, all that foreign muck they voted to not have access to…

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12 cans for £20 or 24 for £10

Nice. 👍 The Side still exists, btw, runs from the quayside up alongside the Blackgate.

He's got the quiff and glasses too. Actually I shamelessly enjoyed his performance at the Mouth of the Tyne festival a couple years back.

Almost 20 years since I first went to SJP. The club offered me tickets to watch us playing Liverpool or Manchester United. I hate Riise tbh.

Fuckin hilarious at the end of a great game….still couldn’t believe we’d beaten Man Utd with VanNistlerooy who was on fire at the time.. I’d forgotten all about Dabizas scoring too…

The BBC is to Gloom what Brucey is to Luke E.

First day in the office since the start of March last year. Weird but at the same too familiar.

Should Edwards really be going on the radio while clearly half-cut?

Silver cloud sounds better

He‘s from Cork. Swearing and offending is the first thing they get taught there.

Well it wouldn't be much of a conspiracy if they just told you the truth. As a Jew you should know that.

He pays for it. 🍆

Episodes 2-4: Why Lee Dixon and Gerald Ashby can fuck off

that finishing touch made it all the funnier

I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead

The notion he has multiple sources at NUFC btw

It was filmed outside Costco. There was a special offer on rich energy.

Those two blokes look like Lord of the rings extras that have left their make up on. Trogdor and Elfman or something

I would have filed a sexual harassment claim against him. And I'm so hot, everyone would have believed it. I recognise that this was not an option available to you.

If anyone has 10 mins going spare I strongly recommend the first ten or so pages of this thread. The ribbing CT gets for his metal detecting and digging up some random old handle is superb, but is topped off by the Fish's infamous frozen grapes moment, introduced seemingly out of nowhere. This forum has to have one of the best communities out there, like. Does CT even still do this metal detecting lark?

If you have to keep going to the freezer why not just keep the wine in the fridge?

A better life hack would be keeping white wine in the fridge.