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he's another pardew: happy to lick the owner's hoop clean, grateful just to have the job as he knows we're the only PL club stupid enough to offer him one anymore

This ‘above and beyond’ patter. I like Willock and I’m pleased we’ve gotten him but we’re talking about a player we already had on loan previously, who wasn’t wanted by his club, was available for a reasonable fee (by PL standards) and who there didn’t seem to be any other takers for, for whatever reasons. I can’t imagine the wages were a huge issue either. That’s about as straightforward as it gets

We can offer Joelinton to play for Brazil.

😂

Its reedicu, redick, its pathetic.

Willock is an installment deal to be paid over 3 years iirc, so factoring in the sales we had as well as 40% of Armstrong’s iirc £25m fee (well £23m profit if you take out the £2m Blackburn paid us for him originally) we basically turned a profit in the window. Aye and we also got around £200k a week off the book in wages . They have absolutely fucking zero excuses other than wanting to chance survival for as little as possible, and having absolute idiots running both the football and non football sides. Not sure where the pundits are on this but are we allowed to complain about Ashley yet? And if so is that only to take pressure and responsibility from their darling Bruce? I will gladly fucking slate both of them.

Shelvey on 70k?

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Watching Por v Ire and heard the commentator say ‘it’s Cristiano Ronaldo up against Jeff Hendrick’ and thought it was the most absurd line I’ve ever heard then remembered it’s pretty much nailed on what we’re going to see in our next match.

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One player in, 18 out.

Can't remember Mourinho or Guardiola praising their owners to the hilt every time they make a signing? Must just be the Grimer Wormtongue class of manager who does it like Pardew and Bruce?

MF inadvertently letting on where the bodies are

The 5 fat little bastards that live out the back from me are far from innocent.

Some people have no issue hating Ashley and, at the same time, enjoy going to the match with their mates. Getting angry that people don't feel the same way as you do about something is a futile exercise. Equally as true to politics and religion as it is to football

New travel goals

according to that list, our top three best paid players are also three of the players you would be happy for the club to move on. how the fuck is krafth our third highest earner ffs?

He's from a good family though and you're a cunt

It’ll be less “crushing our dreams” and more “adding the cherry to the top of the shit sundae they’ve unleashed on us”

It's not profit though. That money goes towards player wages, operating costs etc The wage bill was £121mil for the last set of figures released.

The lick spittle’s lick spittle

Coincidentally, the walk up the wooded dene to get there is rife with mushrooms just now

Looks like CT's 3am trickle to me.

Even Edwards probably realises his mate is an incompetent mercenary who has been riding his luck. The idea Bruce has been shafted and is staying on for noble reasons is just Edwards getting his excuses in early

So Edwards was right? And wrong. And right. And wrong.

If your ankle is really buggered and she's really upset it'll be a wanking holiday in Devon

I'm booked for a walking holiday in Devon from Friday. Caught my ankle in a tree trunk out walking last week and still can't put any weight on it The missus is fuming I would have added a picture of gruesome bruising and swelling but the site won't let me.

Malcolm?

Thats more of a fuckin prison sentence rather than a loan deal…..6 months on remand in Durham is probably more fun