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There’s also a “growing possibility” Steve Bruce is exactly as shit at management as we all said. Fucking Edwards man, what a rare looking cunt he is.

Joe Kinnear was right after all.

He's a bright lad this one. Must have connections

Genius tbh. RIP

I was at a beer festival and it’s fair to say I made the right choice

Unless Willock is on the combined wages of Carroll, Atsu, Muto, Lejeune, Longstaff and Saivet (and a chunky fee from the Armstrong transfer) how the fuck is there no money for a loan signing?

A growing possibly that Mike Ashley will put on a few more kilos this year

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Lee Scratch Perry, 85… https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/aug/29/lee-scratch-perry-visionary-master-of-reggae-dies-aged-85?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

nufc.com reporting the attendance as 44,000 yesterday, (oddly the bbc, sky sports, nufc.co.uk not giving one at all) only 2 home league games in and we're already nearing the point where lee and brucey can claim they're gonna reward the people of newcastle with 10,000 free tickets.

“ Growing possibility” Throbber.

Sherwood is a fucking idiot though! it's not just the brain dead likes of him, Savage and Sutton etc but even Joe Bloggs on the mic who isn't a mate can't help pitching in for Bruce, it really is absurd.

Tim Sherwood has said one thing Steve Bruce can deliver is results , the manager with the lowest percentage of wins in the PL out of managers with a couple of seasons managed delivers results? The media is fucking completely fucking absurd when it comes to this bloke.

I've found out who was to blame for not winning.

The commentator at the end saying the boos were for var and the ref not Bruce. Just fucking nar, like. Absolutely bizarre the media loyalty this buffoon has.

Takes some effort to be in a band with Ginger Baker and still be the biggest cunt

The Stones as musicians don’t seem technical geniuses on paper or anything but consider how many other bands have aped them and sounded shite, it makes you appreciate how they did it well. Obviously, there was the raft of great songs but the guitar interplay, playing what the songs needs rather than what you want to play, having an ear for hooks and an instinct when not to step over your band mate. All that sort of thing is the good musicianship you learn after you’ve learned the flashy shit. Something like Beggars Banquet sounds like a trashy blues band in a dive bar and sounds like it’s about to collapse on itself at any moment but nearly all of it is cooly performed and rehearsed. That takes some chops. Not to mention Keith Richards was off his tits on smack. They pumped out some shite as well, though

You mean the sixth string? No need to patronise us. We do have feelings you know

“Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”

2-0 defeat, Armstrong to score. Bacon tits to blame Rafa

59,751 https://www.11v11.com/matches/west-ham-united-v-crystal-palace-28-august-2021-371073/

Moped rider's rude name place tour finishes in Bell End https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58375401

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/aug/29/joe-biden-afghanistan-new-york-times-washington-post Fairly close to where I am

Yes I think it's becoming a thing not to give attendances as that's what football needs right now.

Just been watching MOTD and the London stadium looked packed to the gunnels full of glory seeking cockneys who’s issues with the err “new” ground seem to have miraculously disappeared during lockdown/ because they’ve won 2 from 3…thought I’d look up what sort of crowd they got and can’t find a result service that will tell me…not bbc, sky or daily mail anyway… is this now a thing? I’d appreciate a link to a site that gives attendances if anyone knows of one? cheers

Gee, thanks

Oh aye, I'm aware of how it works. It's just Bruce being a mouthpiece for the club. Can you imagine Rafa blowing smoke up Ashley's arse cos we released 6 players and signed 1 ... "we've spent more than I ever could have hoped for in my wildest dreams!"

The mad thing is he looks as athletic and as skilful as ever

Already feels like that could be a crucial result. It feels reminiscent of the two previous relegation seasons under Ashley even this early in the campaign.

Wilson maybe carrying a knock, but as Howay was saying he likely would have got on the end of that ASM cross. Joelinton is a bad fucking joke. He actually looks scared to get on the end of anything in case he fucks it up. Either that or he's half braindead and doesn't realise that he should be trying to get into the box as quickly as possible. How bad Bruce's decision was to take off Wilson depends on how bad of a knock it was, but either way it shows how shite our squad is when we have to stick on a less skillful and talented Brazilian than Fred.

Fucking hell have we had the ball anywhere near their box yet? What a fucking shit show this is. This commentator has repeatedly talked about how the Newcastle faithful expect attacking football, and about how we have so little possession in this game is this the first time this cunt has seen us play in 15 year?

I'd imagine there's a reasonable chance the big, big, huge 6 are currently instructing masters that project big picture is going ahead and they'll be using their superior voting rights to ensure arsenal are exempt from relegation.

Sausage cock then?

And then wrote a best selling tear-fest about it.

Any celebs going to charter a private plane for the 1000+ Afghans allies we didn't process in time? Not trying to be a whatsboutist arsehole, but the outcry on social media about these dogs has far exceeded any interest in the men, women and children we've left behind and it fucks me off

@essembeeofsunderland also, turning your back as someone is shooting is not simply an act of self-preservation it has historically been part of making yourself big with built in plausible deniability - ie. You turn your back so that it is perpendicular to the trajectory of the ball and extend your arms outwards casting the largest possible surface area to block or deflect the ball. If it strikes your arm then it couldn't possibly have been hand to ball as your back was turned. Of course with the introduction of new rules for natural position of hands this is no longer applicable, so it's muscle memory from learned behaviour that causes players to do this. It's really nowhere near as big an issue as you make out and has little to do with cowardice.

bruce wouldn't recognise the truth if it walked up to him smacked him in the face with a shovel. and by the looks of him, the truth has attempted it numerous times.

6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.

I wonder who his first game is against

Looks like he's going to Man U now so that was a good decision.

Picturing Gemmill trying to recreate Richard’s riffy/rocky open-tuning sound as he stands in power stance in front of the mirror, windmilling his pink guitar

Well go on then Hendrix, wtf does that mean?

Aye

Can’t believe Kurt never got back to him.

Sorry, I’m not an expert in the rape game, Gemmill is my only frame of reference.

The crowd went mild