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Almiron is a player that needs a system to perform, like most players of the level we have the only exceptions are ASM and Wilson who can make something out nothing, but most our players are rank average players who need some type of system or tactics to perform. Bruce gives them absolutely no fucking plan or platform for them to succeed, the players look lost every week and we basically depend on ASM or someone creating something from fucking nowt to pick up points. I don’t rate Almiron at all but he is capable of doing something at this level.

Commentary just said "Newcastle have no point from two games", should have stopped at no point.

Is that a hastily covered Heron Foods logo I see in the background?

Are you getting dreads to go with it?

Our tactical substitutions this season will just be Joelinton, Gayle and Fraser chucked on at various points in the last 15mins. I'm willing to bet they don't score more than 3 goals between them off the bench all season

Two games, Wilson and ASM playing, two games v teams we can beat. 0 points, -4 GD. What's going to happen when they get injured or we play 'the elite' clubs? Worst manager in the league, worst owner, it's not looking good.

He's the world's best premier league loser, what else should we expect.

In Crete I reckon

VAR can pinpoint the exact moment the ball leaves the foot and create a mm accurate line across the field to determine that Wilson is a smidgen in front of the defender, but it's unrealistic to expect that it could see that Murphy cleanly kicked the ball last week despite the conclusive video evidence. Sounds about right.

There’s absolutely nothing about us as a side tbh. This Villa team is fucking rank and probably the best side we can put out can’t lay a glove on them, it seems the rancid cunts luck will finally run out this season. This will be no points from two games we absolutely should be getting points from if we want to stay up.

Ashley is a top grade cunt but questions have to be asked about Charnley and co bringing in this daft cunt who literally no other PL club would hire.

Depends which over 50 year old is wearing it?

You followed someone 5miles out of your way to ask if they wanted a fight? And then volunteered that information on here...

Wilson & ASM must be hoping someone makes a bid for them this week

Spot on,and our captain and leader was back today .

If we finished every season in 17th position,Brucey would still get nothing but praise from his pals in the media.The thing is,with him in charge I think most of us accept 17th position as success.That’s how pathetic the situation is.

VAR managing to give Villa a pen they didn't ask for and overrule a pen they didn't complain about. Mings is fucking awful btw

It’s the province of fuckwits who think 22 lads turn up on a Saturday and the ones with the least hungover players wins and the manager has no bearing on proceedings

He actually is, especially when used correctly.

Aye, the fucking manager and his cronies are up there with him

I thought Willock was hard up for fitness because of lack of minutes? He’s on track to play the full 90 here. What a fucking shambles

VAR is absurd.

It doesn’t change weekly.

The same players run out of steam on a regular basis.I wonder who he’ll bring on to change things?

Masterplan to thwart the PL and get the sale through? Or criminal negligence by the owner? You decide

Last season, 100%, even this season it was going to get given all day.

Odd how dhit we are after the club went above and beyond

Well before that really.

Shit maths too

Three centre halves and two of them are marking nobody at any given time. Schar marking fresh air for the goal, a non existent midfield with Almiron totally wasted. Shit ref, shit game, 37 and a half more games of this fuck me

Worry is we've our two best players, have looked like we can score but could be facing two out of two defeats against sides who aren't exactly Man City or Liverpool. Think we're in trouble especially given the almost certainty that injuries will rule out our better players at some point.

Ref's a cunt.

Villa’s right back is wearing an Alice band in an attempt to keep his extra long comb back in place to disguise the biggest baboon’s arse I’ve seen in a long time.

Ashley Young accusing someone of cheating is like the Taliban accusing someone of being anti-womens rights.

How the fuck does he give a free kick against ASM for that?

I'm putting it down to the Villa cries of a foul put him off. Looks as though it's going to be a pretty open match.

did you listen to the cunt on the phone in the other night? reckons he's happy with the strikers we've got in reserve should wilson be injured. that'll be 1 in 7 gayle and 1 in 10 joelinton. he's fucking insane.

Smirnoff, “Premium” Aye, righto Billy.

It's an interesting question and i don't know. I had a look and it seems in the UK data analysis on this is being published next month. https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/announcements/deaths-involving-covid-19-by-vaccination-status-england-deaths-occurring-between-1-january-and-2-july-2021

Richard Fairbrass out of Right Said Fred in hospital with covid.....

“Can you read me that back? That’s the one, the Ryder Special. Extra chillies on the kebab to keep the hair on me baalz! Over and out, laters Abdul”

Road rage is for sexually frustrated beta cucks

Looks like there's a tracksuit top in this style too... would the over 50s get away with wearing one? Asking for a friend

lying on a beach not making phone calls you say? nothing a staged photo when he gets back won't fix

Speaking of social media, this came up on time hop today 😂