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Who knew Yorkshire was this nice? We've been lucky with the weather, but the villages around here are all class looking, little stream running through them, stone houses, all that shit. Everyone in Yorkshire sounds like they're complaining though, no matter what they're talking about. It's no wonder they churn out so many endurance athletes though. Mint countryside, windy roads, and the constant need to escape the sound of complaint in the air.

#lookatmetoo

A beautiful county ruined by the locals

He didn't have them booked in for ladies night, did he?

Given how perpetual everyone is on here, I could see it.

Does toontastic still exist then?

They’re tighter than cramp as well

It's funny how you get used to it like. Still getting nearly 100 deaths a day, and its like, meh, nowadays. I mean that's a real person dying every 15 minutes and yet people think its over. I hope you never get in that position.

You missed the bit about spunking billions on PPE from mates that doesn't work, even more billions on an absolute joke of a test and track system, Nightingale hospitals that can't be staffed, and a PM boasting about bodies piling high. Complete amateurs.

Fair question. Can't really say I do, can I? Ah well. Player I know reasonably well moved to Aberdeen and wanted to chat with him about getting a shirt.

Still lives with Peasepud, I believe.

All the high t lads knew about this week's ago.

Newcastle havecput a valuation of £10 million on Sean Longstaff

Joke's on you, I already was 👍

What a shock- thought he was very funny, him and Bob Mortimer are two of my favourites.

We went for lunch in this old pub in Appleton- Le-Moors earlier today. This yorkshire bloke in his late 50s turns up, all walking geared up, about 10 minutes after they've finished serving food, and asks if he can still get something to eat. The barman kindly says he'll ask the chef and the chef agrees they'll sort him out with some food after he fucking moans on about how he's been walking 20 miles etc. This cunt sits at a table and five minutes later, without even turning his head to look at the bar, shouts seemingly to the whole bar, "Ready to order now!" As it turns out there's no one at the bar, so the head shaking starts from this miserable twat. At this point, the barman walks back in and cunto pipes up, "I SAID I'm ready to order now!". Then when the barman goes over, before he's even had the chance to ask what the bloke wants, he tells him "I didn't expect to be sitting this long waiting to order!" I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing.

The bit on 8 out of 10 Cats when he’s on about blowing everyone away with his seal clubbing prowess “It was like a trolley dash”

No its not ideal preparation but at least he's been making hundreds in the one day cup. Of course the quality of opostion he will have been facing is far weaker but he's doing pretty much all he can.

Durham have been superb in the competition this year helped by losing non of their batsmen to the hundred and Rushworth getting more of a run out than he has in recent years with Carse, Potts & Raine all at the Northern team. Hopefully they have Beddingham tied down to a long term contract because he's been unreal in all formats. South Africa must surely be looking at him. Some talk of a possibility for Lee's to come into one of England's troublesome top order positions too. He's averaged well over 40 since moving to Durham.

Was funny as fuck, sad news.

You lot have had it a hell of a lot worse, and that's an understatement, I've been following through this thread, google and (don't laugh) Gogglebox. Absolute joke how things have gone there, and yet the UK is now held up as an example for the freedoms we can expect with higher vaccinations. Meanwhile your cases are super high still, and there's what should be an unacceptable level of deaths. That's the unavoidable reality when it's out of control. Imagine the potential to devastate the medical system without as high a level of vaccinations... that's what we're staring down the barrel of. Combine that with the division of the nation along state and political lines and it's not fun.

Now I work from home a fair bit (I'm on a 2/3 split with the office), I get to listen to the radio a bit more. Thought Starmer was really impressive at Parliament just now, utterly destroyed Johnson. Still, we live through the media prism and people don't want "boring" competence any more, they want flamboyant popularism.

You'd played it so well up until this point but it looks like you've been lulled into a false sense of security which has meant little urgency in your vaccination programme. No one can keep covid out forever, particularly with this delta variant.

Only on a good day.

Your shit and jism look like this?

i'll hazard a guess

They just scored with 8 seconds of injury time left. Ruled out

Is Wraith planning a midnight special ops raid? What a film this would make.

I just don't know where to start with this...... Then...... I mean, what the actual fuck?

Testing out the new IPTV with their match tonight; it has two separate streams, one with Burton commentators and one with Sunderland’s and you’ll never guess which ones are fairly relaxed and which ones are slagging the ref off incessantly because he didn’t give a corner

These southern hemisphere softies. I bet you lads wear elbow and kneepads, and wrist protectors when you go out on your skateboards.

Hats off to you mate.

Yes, I don’t get why they spread the field after removing the two danger men. Bizarre tactics bowling at two bowlers averaging single figures with the bat.

The pressure was put on the batting lineup by the terrible tactics bowling at the tail though. And while I don’t particularly rate Root as a captain that’s on the bowlers as much as it’s down to him

It’s widely held seemingly by those who are so incapable of original thought they need someone to tell them what’s just happened in a football match and place great importance on who gives out this vital information, yeah ..

Looked good going forward, but were at times shocking at the back. Willock's inclusion will paper over a lot of cracks. West Ham aren't shit. Crying out for depth, but whaddyagonnado? I'm not stressing, partly because I just don't care as much.

Unedited version for you ...

People who would have died anyway

Sean Lock brown bread. Cancer at 58.