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50,673 reasons why ashley is still at this club. for over 14 years he's held the supporters of what used to be nufc in utter contempt. he's stamped all over the heritage of the club and city by renaming the ground. he's ensured there can be no future extension to the ground in its historical position for his own profit. he's overseen the stadium he inherited turn in to a shabby advertising hoarding for a company with the moral compass of a dead slug. he covered the front of our shirt for years with fucking WONGA and some tacky asian online gambling site. he's ensured we're unable to compete financially with clubs of a much smaller stature by stifling our commercial revenue. he's absolutely shit all over two of the top 3 newcastle living legends of my generation in keegan and shearer. I'm amazed he hasn't come up with a plan to punish in some way those who are old enough to have sang 'my eyes have seen the glory of macdonald scoring goals' he treated the one man in benitez who offered us some hope like a cunt. he's employed despicable, sycophantic twats like pardew and bruce to lower expectations, remove the heat from himself and who will willingly discredit the supporters. rather than strengthen he's ensured another relegation battle by starting the season with a weaker squad than the previous one. he's failed to invest in the training facilities despite promises to do so till they resemble those of a non league club. he's created a gaudy presentation of a permanent signing of a loanee which was lapped up in a manner similar to that usually afforded to a team which has won a title. mind-boggling that people pay this cunt.

Well, err, if you won't give Ashley your money and you want him gone and eventually he goes why wouldn't you go back? (I wouldn't crawl up, that would just be silly).

Someones having a nice time

Aye, no chance of any female pundits on Afghan footie now.

I crawled up Barrack road once. It wasn’t the full way mind, just for a few feet every 10 yards or so. Fucking Slalom D. I didn’t even live in that direction. How the fuck I got home I have nay idea.

Look at the clock and then his watch…fucking hell.

The recipe looks delightful, Dave.

I've said it before, but this fan blaming doesn't sit comfortably with me, feels like victim blaming. What you've said is true, although to be fair he has tried recently to offload us. You've decided to stop going to the match which is obviously fine, but Ashley won't give a shit either way. Match day income is largely an irrelevance, surely last year showed that? So fine, do what you want, but don't condemn fans who don't want to forego the pleasure they get from the match, and who want to bring their kids up enjoying the match day experience, or maybe just meet their mates, cos it has zero impact on Ashley. Other than possible devalue the club further and make us less attractive to buyers I guess.

Oliver Hardy?

Looked good going forward, but were at times shocking at the back. Willock's inclusion will paper over a lot of cracks. West Ham aren't shit. Crying out for depth, but whaddyagonnado? I'm not stressing, partly because I just don't care as much.

Don't take any notice of Robbie Savage if you have any cognitive brain functions.

I have to tell you, I am watching the matches in the last season at home with my father (We always see togheter Atletico matches)... And today he has celebrated the Wilson and Murphy goals as if he was one of you and insulting the reefere in the penalty. There is a new Magpie in the City, boys.

‘I’m getting the word incel’

Aye because male football pundits like Paul Merson are reknowned for their eloquence and deep thinking.

He was washing his hair, Fish.

This is bound to be a comfort to the women of Afghanistan as they begin to be raped, kidnapped and murdered by the Taliban. At least we can celebrate the death of Western liberal interventionism. What a colossal twat

Is it tiny bowls of English food?

That would have worked if Meenz didn't reply quickly to your post. Something he doesn't do to whatsapp messages...

Sorry, I made it up completely, including the bit about lifting it from a song - I just wanted to send Fish on a fruitless trip searching for lyrics. Apologies for dragging you in

Pretty much where 90% of the board is tbh Fish. If we don't go down its meh. If we do go down its meh.

Fuck me - that's is worthy of a ban in itself. No call for that.

FYP Now, if it had been a Gregg's pasty ...

Nice that you’ve eventually found someone to go for a drink with though

In February the US had 13,000 troops in Afghanistan. They currently have 28,000 in South Korea. This was undoubtedly an ideological decision rather than a practical one and has ended in the loss of 20 years of progress and an incredible number of lives.

Same amount of points as Manchester City [/Luke Edwards]

Maybe someone should get the EPL involved.

Probably the worst topic ever posted on this entire board, in its what? 15 years of existence? Nonsense posted by a nonce

I posted here this time last week - shitfaced and talking little to no sense - and have absolutely no memory of it, but you've got some fucking problems like.

I'm not that impressed with UM's follow up to 'The burglar's Dog' if I'm being brutally honest. Sorry, mate.

Monty is spot on

I never go near Barrack Road when I’m going like, usually waddle up from Town.

Who walks into it when fit? Lascelles can be decent, Dummett can be too but depends on our formation, Lewis is like a rabbit in headlights, Krafth is shite too. Clark very hit and miss. Needs upgrading as does having to play Shelvey in CM and needed cover for Wilson. This is all down on the owner's foot on the club's throat.

FYP

Only Bowen was offside for the first and he wasn't interfering with the play. The other player was tight but onside.

So much for talk about actual football....

Alex Scott is a better pundit than 99% of the gammons that are on all channels. In every measurable aspect

Unbelieveble that Toney and Armstrong, two of our players, have been the best strikers in last years en Championship. I mean... I don't believe in they as our starter strikers... But they had never have chances with us in the team. Specially in the Armstrong situation... Academy player, Youth England Member... It was obvious that when he developed physical aspects he would be a great player for the Premier.

They do a great vodka and Diet Coke

Given the relatively low cost in terms of $ and human life it was a baffling decision to leave so abruptly when what we’re seeing now was pretty much inevitable.

And watching that midfield, Willock would have been ideal breaking onto Tierney’s crosses and Smith-Rowe’s knocks in behind. What a shame. Toney has absolutely bossed £50m White too. They’re mid-table for life if they keep conducting business like this

I Hope Shelvey didn't step on his inhaler on the first workout

These quotes and that Willock one about wanting him on loan then going above and beyond to sign him are further examples of why this rancid cunt can fuck off. Do we actually have a 25 man squad, or is he including 4 goalkeepers and a few youth players that probably aren’t good enough in that number? I don’t want to hear any excuses about lack of quality, thin squad, or anything of that nature from Bruce or his wine and chicken fucking defender Edwards.

Charnley: “You’re welcome”

Signing ONE player has blown Brucie's mind. FFS.

Im all for this