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“Fucking hell marras” ”well what’s wrang Kev?” ”me dairylea slice has gone! I had it when I was playing with wor nipper down on the metro lines yestahdee” ”anything could have happened, any of the wild staffys that hang about outside the ground might have got it” ”I’ll have to fuckin buy one of them cheeseburgers with the cheese already inside, little Darren will have to go without his monster munch this week… areet marra aye I’ll have a cheeseburger… a one with the cheese in” ”erm aye ok mate. Owt else” ”nee chance, and do me a favor mate make sure you heat it up a bit more to make sure the cheese is quite melty” ”I mean it’s pre packaged mate it all goes in the microwave together, but aye sure I’ll add another 30 seconds” ”Tell you what marras I could get use to this white glove service” ”aye amazing this service like Kevin, the lads on RTG will have to hear about this”

#Rustlers

There's a lot going on in that post, but where to start? 😂

Well, he's not so different to us in that even he doesn't know who half the fuckers who play for them are 😂

I wonder if this is the cheese bloke? (But then again, the list of suspects will be long.....)

They'll be serving drinks in cups next, instead of relying on our Wearside brethren to scoop it out of a trough with their hands.

4th season in League One and owned by a chancer, a squad full of players nee fucker has ever heard of, but it's all right, as the stadium grub-peddlers heat up his cheese until it's "quite melted." Talk about the lap of luxury, you can guarantee none of the barcode stadium lads heat up cheese on a cheeseburger.

How tight do you have to be to wander around with a dairylea slice in your pocket ffs

Wish I could offer some insight but I've got no recollection of even posting that and absolutely no idea what it was supposed to mean.

AYE!!!!!!!

There’s definitely something in blue coat’s pocket, given how he’s waddling. It’s either a pound block of cheddar or he’s shit himself.

Is there a different type of cheeseburger I haven’t heard of? I.e. a one without the cheese already on.

classy

It's like a slightly less sinister League of Gentlemen character.

sadly waugh's renaming of the corner is the least of the problems with his tweet thing. the corner became my new home once the leazes was pulled down, loved it in there and the rivalry with the scoreboard. I'm willing to bet there was more folk in the strawberry bit yesterday than there was braincells.

£50 million on that Ake has to be one of the worst uses of money I’ve ever seen. And yes I know we signed Joelinton, not everything is about us

Disappointed that Hendrick doesn’t have a nickname

Aside from Lejeune, the other three were just useful for keeping the seats warm..

A bargain at that price.

So we’re back to last season’s ’strength’ with a squad that includes TOT,Lewis The Coward,BUJ7 and Hendrick.Still time for Brucey to bring in loan signings and free transfers inferior to the clowns I’ve mentioned above.

To be fair the thumb headed slobs lunch break probably starts at 9am

What a fucking faff on btw, even if he does sign the fact it’s took this fucking long to sign a bloke that for our side is a complete no brainer of a signing, and is basically unneeded at Arsenal (in their view anyway) while basically running his contract down. They also seem pretty much incapable of going after multiple targets at the same time, Charnley must work an hour a day the useless puppet cunt.

The best place to store cheese is your pocket

Is his side job a sports masseur?

Would he be classed as a ‘purple’?

The World Games is where they demo the sports under Olympic consideration and look at some of this shite Rock and Roll dancing means we could do our scouting in The Star when the Ska-Toons are on

'strawberry' corner.

I haven't got a clue what you're talking about?

Bless…He’s pregnant.