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"Chilli sauce or garlic, Mr Ryder?" "Are ya having a laugh, Mehmet? Fucking garlic or chilli? Chilli sauce and mek it extra hot because the Knight's nee puff. Garlic on a kebab? Might as well hoy ice cream on it anahl! Remember when Souness stuck his flag on your pitch? That's like you asking me if ah want chilli or garlic sauce! Lol. Laters, Mehmet. Oh, by the way, nice to see yiv still got that signed phurto of Emre ah got you. Contacts, son, yiv got to have fucking contacts. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing."

Bless…He’s pregnant.

Some boy, Bruce.

The Knight is definitely a man of letters… …” Letters have a large doner, extra meat, nee rabbit food, and divvent be shy with the chips either Stavros, lolz!”

Is his aviation partners the airfix Lancaster bombers, hurricanes, spitfires and stukas he plays with when he visits his mam's and tells her he's just looking for something in his old bedroom. ".....And here comes the Lancaster swooping down over the bed mountain and about to land on the rug runway looking majestic with it's new 'Rich energy' logo painted on in painstaking detail by the entrepreneurial genius William Story......Nnnnnneewoww...... listen to those Rolls Royce engines and surely a matter of time before they partner with the energy drink tycoon and....." "Did you say something dear?" "Err, no mum, still looking for an old book."

£50 million on that Ake has to be one of the worst uses of money I’ve ever seen. And yes I know we signed Joelinton, not everything is about us

Good riddance

2 good goals by Rapinoe, but what a fucking twat she is!

It was mentioned in another thread. It was Jordan Rhodes.

Daley leading in the jumping in the baths atm. Always time for one of the Chinese coaches to dish out an inspirational beating to one of their lads though.

You know these people with stuff like BA (Hons) MBE, OBE, and stuff like that at the end of their names? The Knight is no different.

A new place you can’t buy Rich Energy canned piss has opened near my gaff. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/new-heron-foods-store-open-21164321.amp #business #toffee #ducks

Who does actually care about it? I only just realised about it being just one week until the season starts but it’s not even worrying me. It’s going to be another shitshow regardless of us signing new players or not.

Not according to a certain ex-Villa manger

I’d do a swap,even if it meant a swap of positions.

Darwinism in action unfortunately.