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Tom's got Peter Beardsley's shirt and I've got an even older one worn by the bloke who kept us out of the third division and this fucker is only after Rondon's shirt? Admin, get on this lads profile before banning him.

"I picked him out because of his dozil, err, dosilly, err his daft accent. Laters, lol."

No capitalist agendas on here please, we’re all Marxists

I still can't work out why we want another centreback. We have Lascelles, Schar, Fernandez, Clark and Dummett or Hayden who could easily fill in before we had to resort to Krafth or Watts. How many do we need? Whereas when Wilson inevitably picks up an injury we're now down to Joelinton and Gayle who keep proving they're not up to this level. The need for midfielder is obvious but so is the need for extra up front yet our glorious leaders still can't grasp this. Absolutely staggering.

Tom used to have a David Batty round neck collar home top and a Peter Beardsley away one (the adidas sort of denim blue one) but I think he got about £400 for them both on eBay.

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Harry Kane getting very nervous right now.

He plays football like old people fuck

Something else he’s shite at

Depends on what's in it for the management team? The more I watch the way certain clubs act in the transfer market the more I'm convinced its mostly all bent, brown envelopes are more important than the needs of the squad. See signing Ba & Cisse within months of each other....

Ive met some absolute whoppers who loved to bang on about their “service” and expected everyone to love them for it, and they were invariably mechanics or admin. Conversely, one of the blokes who had a huge impact on me as a young 17yr old shaver working at the Calvert Trust was a former SBS and Marines bloke ( he’d only ever admit to being a Marine initially but he eventually did say he’d been in the Boats for a spell ) Nicest, most chilled bloke you could possibly meet, intelligent, considerate and had an almost zen-like calm about him. The whoppers were very much in the majority mind

You did it out of spite. We did it out of patriotism. Or something

Players exes meeting at the Women’s Refuge just over the road at 3:30pm. We’ll take them, good and proper 1970s style

Not when you were there

I still have the Beardsley shirt! He signed it at a talk in! The Batty shirt raised £360* for the West End Foodbank during the start of the pandemic last year via NUFC.COM’s auction. *the second placed bidder donated £50 of his bid anyway. Bizarrely enough a 08/09 relegation shirt I gave them signed by all those cathwords raised £150

I've got Rondons number 9 signed shirt he gave it to Miss T. She was his daughters reception teacher at the school she went to.

And 37 year old unskilled factory workers who live with their parents and who’s ex girlfriend’s love cock

They’ll be blaming Labour and/or The EU

We could do with an upgrade in every position in the playing, managerial & coaching and administration staff but we absolutely need reinforcements in midfield and up front.

CBs are cheaper.

We probably stepped aside. Wouldn’t went to get our power wet

So Fat Mike is to step down as Chief Exec of Sports Direct but luckily the most qualified person to replace him just happens to be his daughter's fiance. How this man became a billionaire is a mystery.

Prays Ashes are postponed

In today's crazy money, he's still not worth £100mil. But City know he will sell shirts so they can afford to pay more than he's worth. Danny Ings to Villa for £25mil looks to be a good bit of business.

My impression is that people who’ve been in serious combat don’t tend to discuss it with civilians, even their own family. I’m not talking about the craic of army life, more the reality of front line action. That’s what you hear about veterans, unlike TA knobheads who are more like army groupies - I’m sure there are plenty like Gareth from the Office in real life.

Maybe you could expand your oeuvre of journalist’s spoof blog entries

It’s says a lot about the paucity of options that the selectors keep turning to him. the most striking thing about today’s line up, other than the lack of spinner and all-rounder, was the lack of red balls faced by most of them. Massively undercooked while the Indians have been here all summer acclimatising and practising with the duke ball

You wouldn’t be very good at it. You probably tell it as it is

I was delighted they went to a good home 👍🏻;)

Because all the worlds best players are super intelligent.… Get to fuck man, football has always been a way for daft lads to make a living, why pick Grealish out of the masses? And you’d be licking his (dumb as rocks) hoop if he was playing for us.

One of better performers today, which doesn’t say much about the rest

Oh aye you get some arseholes who use it instead of being an actual decent human being.

I’ve still got my Asics and the adidas grandad collar home tops like. Not match worn unless you count the pitz at Dunston

Does it look like this …

With so much focus on limited overs cricket in recent years, the steady decline of the test side shouldn’t really come as a surprise.

Thing is like you get someone who’s (for example) been in the marines for 15 years and there’s a good chance they’re canny crack with some good tales. But you get people who used to be in the TA putting ‘proud veteran’ on their social media profiles. Respect where it’s due and all that but it’s just something else that’s been weaponised now

It's things like that that make me refuse to be magnanimous and stop calling them stupid. Fundamentally they thought ending freedom of movement was one way and combine that with "but we're British" exceptionalism and you get wilful stupidity.

Jeremy Vine man. What a fucking prick for taking on that job. Do you want a show on channel 5 where you let lunatics talk shit and pretend it's just part of a balanced debate? No thanks, is the correct answer to that job offer.

How's things going for the mackems since they were bought by the world's richest mummy's boy? I assume they've spent at least £100m on transfers at this stage?

I know of a job that would be right up your alley.

Another grifter busted! 😂