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And 37 year old unskilled factory workers who live with their parents and who’s ex girlfriend’s love cock

I still have the Beardsley shirt! He signed it at a talk in! The Batty shirt raised £360* for the West End Foodbank during the start of the pandemic last year via NUFC.COM’s auction. *the second placed bidder donated £50 of his bid anyway. Bizarrely enough a 08/09 relegation shirt I gave them signed by all those cathwords raised £150

You'd probably enjoy it, it's full of bastards taking ends good and proper.

I've got Rondons number 9 signed shirt he gave it to Miss T. She was his daughters reception teacher at the school she went to.

I'm 34 you cheeky bald cunt

Oh aye you get some arseholes who use it instead of being an actual decent human being.

Owen Jones is a snivelling little cunt as well. Just tell it as it is, man. Don’t arselick the fucking morons who got us where we are.

It's things like that that make me refuse to be magnanimous and stop calling them stupid. Fundamentally they thought ending freedom of movement was one way and combine that with "but we're British" exceptionalism and you get wilful stupidity.

Jeremy Vine man. What a fucking prick for taking on that job. Do you want a show on channel 5 where you let lunatics talk shit and pretend it's just part of a balanced debate? No thanks, is the correct answer to that job offer.

He still looks fitter than Bruce.

What about a VIP special of Love Island with Luke Edwards, Steve Bruce, Rafa Benitez, Richard Keys, Krul, Lascelles and essembee?

EU punishing UK by treating us like a non-EU country again, the bastards.

Shearer’s from the Portsmouth game when he broke the club goals record, and Tino’s from the CL home game against Barcelona - worth a tidy sum now, which is a shame as I never had them.

Tom used to have a David Batty round neck collar home top and a Peter Beardsley away one (the adidas sort of denim blue one) but I think he got about £400 for them both on eBay.

I had a David Batty round neck collar home top and a Peter Beardsley away one (the adidas sort of denim blue one) but I gave them both to Tom

Bet he’s half decent at Call of Duty

Don’t know why they think being ‘veteran’ as they now call themselves is something to be worshipped either. I couldn’t give a fuck if you’ve been in the armed forces or not.

For those of a certain age THREAD/

Looking through his tweets he's unsurprisingly a covid denier and Queen Liz fetishist.

Now that I'd happily watch.

Billy’s no 1 fan onboard it would appear. Licking the bamp’s hoop is next level tragic

One for the old farts

How's things going for the mackems since they were bought by the world's richest mummy's boy? I assume they've spent at least £100m on transfers at this stage?

Billy boy has some neck on him, mind, having a dig at anyone’s appearance, the scruffy tramp.

For the first and most likely last time I'm going to have to agree with The Fish. The club definitely couldn't have got them out on loan without sharing the wage bill.

Shelves in Sainsburys looking a bit more sparse today. People mustn't be believing in Britain enough?

Not when you were there

Aldo mentioning the stupid vaccine war again where it’s ok to block vaccines going in one direction but get upset if others think about doing the same.

How do they make a living? The likes of Jones and the rest who pop up on twitter, the odd slot on TV etc, where's their income come from? I'm about to be made redundant in the next year or so and I was just wondering what I could do?

Have you been in my house?

8 days til the season starts and we've somehow got a worse squad than we had last season Out: Atsu, Lejeune, Willock, Carroll, Saivet, Muto. In:

I’ve still got my Asics and the adidas grandad collar home tops like. Not match worn unless you count the pitz at Dunston

Does it look like this …

With so much focus on limited overs cricket in recent years, the steady decline of the test side shouldn’t really come as a surprise.

He’s a cunt

Aye, David Kelly's number 9 shirt.

Beautiful vinyl crackle & hiss👍

Because he won't have options other than us

I don’t keep up with their day-to-day doings, but last time I looked they were still in Division 3.

Who is apparently having second thoughts about joining permanently even if we do get a bid accepted. Who’d have thought showing this little fucking ambition would be unattractive to players. I still think there’s a chance ASM leaves late, and with them two gone we are completely fucked.

Let's not forget our second top goalscorer, Willock, also gone from the squad.

As bad as we have been, and it looks like we will be worse this season, it has to be better than Love Island.

I’m looking at doing my HGV III license asap. ( I will save the Nation singlehandedly ).

Hope they bring John Anderson out to referee it. “Botswana! You will go on my second whistle”

LGF

Edwards is such a tit, that certainly reads like praise for Bruce as the focus was definitely on his “different strengths and attributes” which just happen to be things that aren’t tactical awareness and being up to date. The highest praise of all for Bruce comes when Wilson says it’ll be nice to have a good coach around from the start of the season to help the previous lot, I know if I was in the previous lot I’d be buzzing with all that praise. There’s also fucking no chance Bruce wanted Jones brought in, he was clearly fuming with him on the touchline regularly and like Alex says he even distanced himself from being involved. Edwards yet again showing how little he knows about the sport he covers, he has different strengths and attributes but maybe it’s better left to sports journalists like Caulkin that have strengths like research, writing articles that aren’t just clickbait, and giving a shit about the fan base of the area they cover.

Luke just needs a week of wine and chicken to recharge his batteries - it’s draining being a little bitch 24/7. He’s looking forward to his villa in Marmaris…

Dropped his sausage roll in the sea, the daft bugger.