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Too good for "duties" but not too good to help yourself to their water. I'd have had you in cleaning the bogs before I even let you have a teaspoon out of that tap.

Castle Crag near Keswick is a nice friendly walk in the Lakes that gives rewarding views for the effort involved. I try and do this route https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/borger-dalr-geology-walk-borrowdale whenever I'm in the area, or there's this https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/castle-crag-from-seatoller---the-scenic-route from the other end of the valley. CT, I've done the former with a friend whose Grindr handle has "FatLad" in it, so you have no excuse.

There’s double amputees climbed Everest so I don’t think having kids counts as an excuse for not being able to climb the Old Man of Coniston

My parents dragged me round every YHA in the country when i was a kid, im still traumatised. Every day you had a rota of "duties" to perform such as cleaning the ovens. Some holiday. I know things have changed with private rooms etc, but they're still very basic aimed at a young backpacker clientele CT, perhaps young families, not late middle aged folk with a passing interest in "rambling". You can listen to me now or get divorced, your choice.

Another grifter busted! 😂

Anyone?

What have you done?

There’s loads of smaller fells that have great views without the need to half kill yourself. Although I’ve seen loads of people older than both of us at the top of the higher peaks in the lakes though. I suspect you’re talking shite though so I’m not going to bother my arse recommending any

Fucking hop, soft shite

You say it's your only real regret, but you would 100% be dead now if you'd taken up mountain climbing. Which also makes it your wife's biggest regret.

My only real regret in life is not having done (amateur) mountain climbing. Married young with a zillion kids and a wife who has little interest, it’s always been more forest walks like Grizedale. Ive been watching a youtuber lately called “Scottish Mountain’s” and some of his trips and wild camping on mountain tops are stunning. Going to sleep watching the Northern lights and waking up to magnificent sunrises. Jaw dropping scenery at every turn. Alas my dodgy knee would struggles up Penshaw

Ignore this absolute penis trying to turn this into a story about Labour. This story is about a rainbow monkey with an exposed arse, large dildo, and peephole nipples reading books to children at a library. If this doesn't get your kids into reading, have them euthanized.

Renton doesn’t want Boldon chavs stinking up his Lake District on the cheap.

Apparently this happened at the game tonight Newcastle fans just started singing “Brucey Brucey giz a wave” He waved then they started singing “you fat bastard”

"Bill do yous fancy a game in Sunderland?"

This might even be worse than the time they took Neil McDonald off us.

Irons in the fire. Last minute loans or whatever is left in the bargain basement then

Norman Croucher is the one who springs to mind for me, double amputee, climbed peaks all over the world ( not Everest though). Some lad… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Croucher ( I’d have changed my surname though )

I genuinely feel sorry for some of the younger fans today who missed out on this, not even about the football which was just as shit! I clicked on a TF YouTube show for 5 mins before turning it off where three lads were naming their favourite NUFC chants/songs and I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I heard some of their comments. The poor, poor bastards, (seemed decent lads as well). Jonjo Shelvey songs, Mo Diame songs which etc. At least we had the consolation of a great day out.

Just binge watched the 3 episode (is that really binging?) the new DeLorian documentary on Netflix. Was just before my adult memory this, interesting, recommended.

And that’s why you got tied to a donkey cart.

Window doesn’t close til the end of August.

Paging @Kid Dynamite you're bound to have a chapter mate

Lah-De-Dah Gunner Graham

And like a moth to a flame or in this case a fly around shite...... (I'm presuming he was in the artillery as he's not an Arsenal fan but, well, you know who he'll support).

The fact he still holds the PL goal scoring record, by a considerable margin, says how much of a beast he was.

😂

"Yeah, so after that I became a moderator on a well known NUFC forum on top of the Marvel forums I also moderate but obviously I didn't tell the NUFC lot about! Lol. I'm not mad!" "And what exactly do you think your moderating experience will bring to this fish fingers processing factory, Mr Fish?"

Nice try Mrs Bruce.

Sounds like my first year at Uni, as well 🍻 🍻