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Breaking news: loner who ran out of beer less than an hour into a cup final has no idea how to look after himself.

Someone’s been on the wine and chicken

Lads I'm furious about this. All I'm saying is get ready for Points of View this week.

What about Bruce and gravy?

BILES OUT! Probably pulled a muscle laughing at that Chinese lass.

Absolutely loved the Chinese lass fully face planting off the high bar earlier. I've waited years to see someone miss their catch and finally all my years of dedication and perseverance have paid off. I feel like a true Olympian.

Speaking of which, I see Horse Dancing was on today

I imagine he is mainly made of gravy, in the same way normal people are mainly made of water.

I know he loves The Smiths but he didn’t have to take “Girlfriend in a Coma” so seriously

Did the scam involve cherry tomatoes?

Ah, the Modern Triathlon

Still on about Rafa, fucking hell Either Rafa properly fucked him off when he was here or he’s getting paid per interaction on Twitter. Genuinely hope Everton beat us just to see his meltdown

not anymore, things have moved on, they're now.... "We have to wait for the big huge clubs and see what they do." we're the sticklebacks in brucie's pond.

Top level sport is about moments and MATT FUCKING BAKER STOLE MY MOMENT.

Things a bit slow on the so-called accountancy graft at the minute?

This gymnastics coverage has been fucking shite. There's been basically zero mention of the GB team having a hope of a medal, scoreboards rarely up on the screen, and then suddenly at the end we find out they've just come from nowhere and won bronze. With something like the gymnastics, if the fucking commentators don't articulate the building drama, then there is no building drama. Made worse by the fact there's no crowd.

Old gadgie sitting in his garden sees a kid walking past with some chicken wire… ” Where you going with that chicken wire, son?” ” I’m off to catch some chickens”, says the kid Old gadgie shakes his head and mutters, “ You won’t catch chickens with chickenwire!” Half an hour later the kid walks past with three chickens tied up with the wire. “ Well bugger me” says the old fella. Next day the same kid walked past with some duct tape. “ Where are you going without duct tape son?” “ i’m going to go and catch some ducks at the pond” Old fella shakes his head and mutters, ” You won’t catch ducks with duct tape!” Half an hour later the kid walks past with four ducks all taped up. “Well shit the bed!” says the old lad. Next day the kid walks past with some pussy willow branches. Old lad shouts, “ Oh hang on their son I’ll get me walking stick!” I thangew.

Aye. You could see her coach was livid as the match ended.

PC Bacon seems OK The individual chatting bollocks into the camera should be fuckin euthanised

Of course you're going to take the side of the alleged woman beater.

Sounds like my first year at Uni, as well 🍻 🍻

Let’s not rule out the possibility that he’s just a thick cunt who bullshits to cover his incompetence. I cant put Bruce and savvy in the same sentence personally

Spoilsport!

Most Australian looking bloke ever

Even No. 10 has said today that they think it's cos the latest lifting of restrictions hasn't filtered through to the numbers yet. So let's not start sucking one another's dicks just yet, lads. I'll say this though, it's taken the wind right out of trooper's sails.

The thing that bothers me is Renton is optimistic

the fat cunt

You want to lay off the tuppence munching with that fur allergy.

That’s really a polarised issue tbh.

Melissa George will be happy

13 year old lass getting a medal in the skateboarding was weird. They were all falling off left, right and centre. Pathetic, really.

Yeah, you really come across as one of life's winners.

And that’s just the shits

The BBC having such a reduced amount of coverage isn’t great, mind. I’ve had to sign up for Discovery Plus for a month to watch the handball again

not a joke as such I suppose, but I thought it was hilarious, watched it 3 times in fact and it improves with age even though you know what's coming. enjoy!