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I know it's a generalisation but I've always thought England fans who go to the matches (especially abroad) are the creme de la creme of every club's scum. I'm sure plenty families go to Wembley as well but the standard "blokes" are over represented by knuckle draggers.

The hoi polloi are the commoners, dipshit

When I was a massive hippy I went to a gig in the Roman colosseum in Nimes and took in 30l of homemade sangria courtesy of one these bad boys… Wrapped in a towel inside a rucksack. Thanks to that and some superb Moroccan herbals I was absolutely wankered, tearing around the dungeons giving it Spartacus whilst the support bands were on.

Matt Hancock and Darren Grimes are fans?

Getting a bit of a vibe the new style football fan, (official with ticket), didn't like having to mix with the old style fan, (unofficial, no tickets) and it spoiled their day out. This isn't condoning those that barged in or made tits of themselves outside at all but shit like this has happened at football games for years and nobody would've gave a fuck but obviously when some of those commenting who were at the game as fans not journalists etc see it there's nowt the matter. It would be nice if after this reportage he does a bit on how they dish the tickets out because it really doesn't help the situation when you see the likes of Julia Hartley Brewer getting a seat in the semi final and others after slaughtering the players but jumping on the bandwagon. Again, that's not letting the fans off the hook but it smacks a bit of a final where carefully selected people are invited/have means of ensuring they get in but the hoi poloi should know their place and not be near the ground drinking and singing and generally ruining it for the selected few who are going. Shit like this has happened for years but England getting to a final hasn't.

Nice photo of him on his mams staircase, the fucking buffoon

How many times does the word “seagull” appear

Worst thing to come out of Consett since the indigestion the morning after necking a bag of Punjab Puri.

Dulux OneCoat. Shit was amazing

Not before pissing himself by the looks of it.

94c is certainly toasty.

In a nutshell: Government stop funding free licences for over 75's BBC have to start charging over 75's for their licence Government attack BBC for charging over 75's for their licence

If authorities couldn't work out that 60k at Wembley = 20k empty seats up for grabs then they should be shot with shit. All tube stations with access to Wembley and all pedestrian routes should've had ticket cordons ie no ticket, no access to the area

I’ve got to isolate for 9 days, someone from the gym i think as that’s the only place I went yesterday. It’s just me and the cat, who I already dislike.

got the train in to cologne after the match, on it was the biggest gathering of old 80s newcastle hoolies I'd seen for quite some time, all being loud and obnoxious despite the police presence. suddenly a green clad copper appeared, the fucker was too wide to get between the carriage doors without turning sideways and had to bend down too. he stood there arms crossed and stared down the carriage without saying a word. complete and utter silence for the rest of the journey. never seen one man command such total respect in all me life!

good. Leave the brewing to us Germans. At least it’s something we are good at.

Have to say that this broadly fits my worldview that the BBC are running scared of the Tories and that therefore they're a waste of an institution who don't properly and robustly challenge the constant shite that we're subjected to. Why can't we hate both the BBC and the Tories?

The hatred Drs receptionists harbour for most of humanity makes me think they’re prominent members of the Nazi party reborn.

Zero viewers

Baffling “bbc are twats” “It’s not the bbcs fault it’s the governments. They made them fuck old age pensioners up the arse” “Well here’s an article in a fairly independent newspaper with the actual Director General defending their decision to shaft old age pensioners up the arse, a decision taken by the bloke who was his predecessor (a crossbencher btw), along with the rest of the Board.” “Yeah but he’s a Tory!” “Well aye but he is the Director General of the bbc.” “Haha you’ve defeated your own argument you sub human bbc hater” Baffled. Obviously I’m a thick cunt,

The less said about the broken stain glass window accident, the better

just interrupting for a second here mate, because I've not long been here meself. I've not really noticed whether there's a bbc love in goes on in here or not, but please don't include me in it. I think the bbc are cunts. right up there with mike ashley in fact!

Could've been worse, you could've wasted your life.

i did actually know that

On acid?

yeah, when i say ordinary fans, i actually meant radgie cunts. most ordinary fans are not like that.

I’ve seen that video and my reaction was “What a pack of cunts” towards the ticket boys kicking fuck out of the blaggers. Firstly- kicking people on the deck is a cunt’s trick Secondly- why do you care? You’ve got your seat, fuck off and enjoy yourself.

Just needs to pair that with his MAGA cap and wait for Lou Todd to take him for some fresh air now

Very little chance he gives a fuck about football

"Youth Gone Wild" 😁

Hope he tidied his bedroom afterwards

Hiccupinhos

first class reportage from the beeb, this

Sorry like but if you're going to a final with 60,000 people, you've forfeited the right to expect stringent covid security.

Indeed. I did prefer the much better beer in 2001 though. #jormansupafan

Amateur explosives engineering?

Yeah in a few weeks time when cases are rocketing. Despite SAGE, WHO & over 1,200 doctors advice not to lift everything too soon. Boris will be saying "its not my fault I gave the people what they wanted its their fault" Fuck him he's a cunt

Got to say like, I’ve been creased laughing at the lot who have been refusing to wear masks and get the jab who are now suffering with COVID. Fuck the lot of them

Are these still available?

I got to know ott quite well, he was the resident act in the chillout room at tribe of frog parties in bristol and always played at glade festival and ozora in hungary. very talented musician, I reckon his finest moment was playing smoked glass and chrome as the finale to his set as support act to shpongle's album release party for 'nothing lasts, but nothing is lost' he absolutely stole the night! he's a bit of an opinionated twat mind! I don't know if you've listened to globular? love this album....