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Paul Mariner played a blinder against us for Ipswich as a teenager in the 90s. (At least that's what me and a mate said in a brief conversation after the game with a glory hunting/Johnny-come-lately sitting with us. We only said it once but knew he'd repeat it somewhere along the line to someone else and about half an hour later......) Old Peter the manager: "Paul Mariner!? He's fucking retired, man! Where did you watch the game? 1979?!" Cue a foaming Johnny come lately heading in our direction with a not so pleasant look on his face as we had a little giggle. RIP

At this point, Starmer should get kitted out in an all white suit with a red cross on it and be photographed on an England deckchair in his back garden pouring a can of Carling into a pint glass, (well he is a Knight of the realm), just to troll Johnson and confuse gammons.

Looks a bit better on Callum Wilson than it will on twenty stone Keith from South Shields.

Aye I really enjoyed this. No tears cos I'm super macho but it was really good.

They'll arrest him just for being English, man! Just say that you're both Islamic, immigrant, lesbian wimmins and they might even get you a house these days.

Paul Mariner remember him scoring the goal that got England to the finals in 82

No panel, thank fuck. I quite like it now I’ve seen a better quality picture

Got to say like, Johnson going OTT on the flags is way down the list of things he needs booted all over about.

Can you two just fuck and get it over with? It’s boring

Animal Kingdom. Im scraping the barrel these days for shows I haven't seen but this seems alright. It's got a Point Break feel about it

Apparently only 10% of the public agree with removing all restrictions on July 19th. I can see them backtracking too. Lots of very senior medics publicly stating what a disaster this is going to be, and that will make it difficult for Boris and Javid to plead ignorance in the aftermath.

It’s an historic shitshow, isn’t it?

I can’t see it. The Health Secretary has gone from trying to prevent it to advocating for it. It’s full steam ahead into the unknown. This could work out okay or could be a disaster but I’d rather not be a test case for the rest of the world to look at. Then again thanks to devolution I won’t be.

This post goes so well with a fried egg and peas it’s uncanny.

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Let's hope we don't have to wait another 25 years for Space Jam 3.

Drive somewhere and go for a walk there. Paint both of your faces with full St George's Crosses as well so no one can recognise you. That'll be bang up your street, especially this weekend.

Space Jam was released in 1996 and we made the Euro Semi Finals. Space Jam 2 has dropped in 2021 and we've made the final. Hard to believe these two things aren’t linked.

Paul Mariner not Johnny Come Lately

I’ve seen Mega City 4 and had completely forgotten they existed

Just let her go for a walk then. Like you say, common sense tells you she's not gonna pass it on even if she has it, which is unlikely. My wife has been self isolating, went for a negative PCR, and she's definitely taken liberties with the strict definition of self isolating, cos why the fuck should she be confined to the house when she doesn't have it.

We had a great shirt when we got relegated in 1989.

Still have to seen the back yet...

They would sell a ton more shirts if there was an option to remove the big fuck off betting logo on the front

Daisy Chainsaw Fairly sure I saw them supporting someone else on the playlist but the deets are sketchy 😑

Amazing album. His new one should be good, he’s had fuck all else to do for 18 months.

Another variant with an even higher R rate than delta I think will make herd immunity impossible. As it is, we are easily on course for 1000 admissions every day in a month or two. Not as high as the peak certainly but enough to fairly fuck up the NHS logistics I would think. Mortality is low but increasing at 50% per week now. Genuinely hate what Johnson did. And to hear his pathetic replies in PMQs about the vaccine programme only being possible because of Brexit, the lying cunt. He is going to completely fuck this country, with the country's consent. Utter madness.