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"Listen Paddy, when yi come at the Knight, you better make sure your facts are right! Miss Stella feeling the Knight's tight grip on her as per fucking usual. Ryder and fucking out!"

It's like the champions league 3 years ago with Henderson..... "Can anyone remember a Geordie captaining a side winning the European Cup?" It took about 2 minutes for people to reel off Charlton, Clark and Carrick. Fucking thick Mackem bastards the lot of them.

hope he falls in a compactor.

Dabizas is basically an honorary Geordie and he has, though he wasn't playing for us by then. And he didn't actually get any minutes in the tournament. It'll still annoy them though.

So he’s having a go at Newcastle fans who are discussing the tweet of a guy that’s involved with the consortium that’s trying to buy Newcastle, with the tweet itself being about the ongoing legal case regarding Newcastle and the takeover. He genuinely doesn’t understand how that would be newsworthy for Newcastle United fans? What a sanctimonious, stuck up little prick he is. I’d say I look forward to the day he’s replaced but I don’t give a flying fuck about the Telegraph tbh, they can employ the fool if they want.

State of this

They’re a fucking weird, needy, desperate for ‘special’ relationships fan base at the best of times. But now they’re an established league one outfit I guess this is all they’ve got. That and when they outdid us last season because we finished comfortably in mid table and that devastated us because Bruce is our manager and we all wanted to get relegated. Or something

Apart from that time we played Roma in the UEFA Cup?

Heron Foods must have been shut that day, so no Rich Energy for the Knight.

Still preferable to the tin of Carling.

Seen this before, no wonder the Knight is chucking beer around watching England, he even wore his England shirt at a Newcastle United cup final!

I love that we can’t support England now, as we’re just piggybacking off their success if we do. It’s also mint the logic they just make up to mean they’re better, such an odd fucking support man. They’re literally banging on about trophies Henderson has won at Liverpool and comparing it to Shearer, if that’s the case then we can bring Michael Carrick into the argument for fuck sake . Be pleased a youth product of your club is doing well by all means but he’s doing it on his own bat now, it’s not some accolade for SAFC further than it being a former youth player of theirs. From my knowledge not a single person made similar weird arguments about Carrick in a weird Geordie v Mackem thing like this. Maybe it’s because we’re just miles better as a club so we don’t have to make up weird things to be better at like ‘classy’ or ‘look at our youth products doing better than the mags youth products even though it’s not helping our club at all’.

The thread about them descends into Carrolls aunty being a MLF, naturally

hAve YoU eVeR sEen a geoRdIe in rOme

Failing to do doughnuts outside a closed Silverstone is on a par with Uncal Mick “raiding” SJP at 3am with the communal trainers. #dadwantshiscarback

I took £80 off him before the football started playing 3 card brag though... Then I lost most of that playing 5 card brag, where you play with two cards up on the deal, bit like poker but you get all your cards straight away . At one point in that I got a 4 & a 6 unsuited, looked at the other three and discovered 3 10s looking back at me, it’s pretty fuckin random. Then I won that back & more in 2 marathon games of knock out whist/trumps which went on for about an hour....if someone goes out on 7 they have to pay £14 into the pot, £12 if you’re out on 6 etc etc...if it goes down to 2 players on 2 and they both win 1 hand each then everyone is back in and you start again...it went to 2 with one each 3 times in one of the games, where I was roundly condemned for my tactics by the whole table but fuck them I won & they didn’t.... I have a Saturday up the club like this maybe once every 2/3 months....the rest of them are at it most weekends, football bets in the week etc etc.... they don’t like me playing because although I know enough to win I’m not enough of a “player” so they can’t read me very well, sometimes I don’t really know what to do so I’m unpredictable and it makes them chuck things when they really shouldn’t....so I’m even more unpopular than the kid who won 2k on Harry McGuire’s heed on the WhatsApp group this morning

It’s very un-England like which I think they all deserve massive credit for. Denmark will be more of a test but on the flip side, they looked absolutely exhausted at times in the second half against the Czechs whereas we look fit as you like. The depth means that the rotation has been solid as you’d want. Foden and Grealish didn’t even get on last night and Saka should be fit again for Denmark. Getting the selections and subs right when you have so many options sounds easy on paper but doing it is another thing. Granted, we’ve got Graeme Jones who got Joe Willock playing like Frank Lampard so let’s give him the credit.

#turning

This thread is now a negative-free zone so if you can all stop being sensible and get on the positivity train to Euro Success Town. Can we please ban the Irish and the Scots from viewing this thread too? Even Meenzer is touch and go atm. Harry Kane has arrived, baby

House!

And Graeme Jones counts as a Euros winner if you ask me

It's an astute move imo. The Premier League will probably move to settle out of court if there's any risk it comes out

Aye, I just see it as them trying to stop this closed doors decision making that Football governing bodies tend to do, and it’s a practice that is by and large done because their decisions don’t hold a great deal of weight legally as seen by Manchester City slapping FFP aside. The PL received this for review and sat on it until the deal basically had to fall apart in order to create an event and allow them to pursue other means, they were allowed to just sit on it and pretend they were doing something since it’s all weirdly behind closed doors despite both parties being perfectly willing for it to be an open process. I think it was Cellinio at Leeds who was involved with an active court case that he had committed fraud, so the EFL (I think) blocked his move for Leeds on those grounds, he sought court proceedings and argued that he was not guilty of fraud and should be allowed to buy the club and won, and took control but shortly afterwards was found guilty and kept fighting that. I see something along those lines as fairly key in our argument, the PL will try and use the piracy argument but if they thought it really did hold weight why didn’t they just reject the bid and cite that? Instead they dragged it on behind closed doors knowing that since there hadn’t been any legal precedent finding them guilty of it they wouldn’t be able to hold much weight with it. I think this whole connecting the Saudis and asking MBS to submit to the O&D test is another of their little games as they know that was never happening, I think it’s also been found in French court that there was separation, as well as the UK Government being satisfied there was as well. While it clearly appears there isn’t and it’s a possibility the piracy claims have merit the PL is basically basing their “rejection” on accusations, which in and of itself is dodgy. I think trying to force it into the public space reduces the chances of them wriggling out of it through some behind closed doors agreement as they’ll have to actually substantiate their claims. I honestly don’t see how the PL win this as it seems dodgy as fuck tbh, they were basically demanding an absurd level of proof that apparently French legal courts, and the UK government did not need, so I think it’s a tough argument to demand they’re due that in a case they’re trying to basically restrict trade. Maybe the Saudis aren’t interested, Ashley wins and pockets the money, or they remain interested and we become the next monied club, but I just can’t see how the PL wins the same way I couldn’t see how UEFA could defend FFP.

Bacardi Breezers man

I think at this point it’s clear that everyone connected with Newcastle is a MLF, it’ll one day come out that Alan Shearer himself is the massive-ist MLF and that he simply had a successful career and broke all the PL and Newcastle scoring records with the hope that we’d build a statue of him and then a MLF statue will be outside SJP.

The mackem in Milan quip clearly producing the Fewm on Wearside it seems even after all these years?

Though given how effective your campaigns have been in turning Durham blue I wouldn't rule it out

Has he forgot where the pub is? #drivingroundincircles

He should be so lucky, says I

The oil company's latest theory is a shark swimming by was careless with his tab and flicked it near the cracked pipe.

Luke Edwards in 3, 2, 1…

I was going to put a Roma/Lazio v Sunderland game on here, but, y'knaa.....

Also FWIW I’m glad they’re doing well and hope they continue to do so, if the reverse was the case and they were both born in Newcastle would the mackems be saying likewise? Obsessed little weirdos.

Drew 2-2 with Spennymoor, post about Geordies in Rome. Even desperate Dan wasn't as desperate as these nuggets.

#indicating #changingGear #parallelpark #ftm

He wishes his hands were this big.

He used to be season ticket holder at the Dell...one season he put £10 on the late Dean Richards being first goal scorer and also £10 on him being last goal scorer at every home game...think he was 2k up by the time May rolled round...

This has already been more impressive than that world cup run that he got way too much credit for

I’ve had a drink, like so don’t hold anything in that post against me too much

White shirts, blue shorts. A good night for @Howmanheyman

If I ever want to know about getting cuckolded by a lass I will give you a shout

They drew 2-2 today……. with….. SPENNYMOORE

Cause of death: Sea Fart

Tikili Chestikov? Anyone know what position he plays?

Speaking of face masks… https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/death-grip-by-BradF99/42874641.9G0D8 I’m so tempted to get one

I went to the supermarket and asked one of the members of staff if they had any of that butter stuff used in Indian cuisine. They said “it’s ghee”. I said “thanks for clarifying”.