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Hope his brother, Benalynfor is out too

The oil company's latest theory is a shark swimming by was careless with his tab and flicked it near the cracked pipe.

‘Imma Stefano Bruccio, I love-a da panini’

On a totally different subject, this is a cracking little local tale: https://narratively.com/the-bank-robbers-who-couldnt-shoot-straight-or-do-anything-right-really/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

10 days isolation with Howlongama Gannibyov.

Tikili Chestikov? Anyone know what position he plays?

Yesterday one of my kids guessed what a reward was that he and his brother were potentially going to get. Immediately he was told that he could not tell his brother, which he agreed to. Within about 20 seconds I could hear his brother whinging about not knowing what it was. Instead of telling him what it was he immediately told his brother that he knew what it was. Which is the exact equivalent of this statement from the club. Reassuring to know the club carries on like a bunch of kids (8 and 5).

You’ll be fine. Unless the T-Rex does something stupid it will be the confidence that will make you unbeatable this time.

Typical Friday in the Bigg Market tbh.

Probably didn’t see it

Cause of death: Sea Fart

“look how they massacred my boy”

What do board game fanatics have for breakfast? DICE Krispies!

Re-watching Police Squad for the first time in what has to be a decade and the narrator saying the wrong title is one of the greatest running jokes in history and I'm amazed nobody has stolen it.

After 16 months of both of us working from home the whole time, I can safely say that, if anything, following Covid guidance leads to a significant reduction in homosexual behaviour.

I’ve had a drink, like so don’t hold anything in that post against me too much

This thread is now a negative-free zone so if you can all stop being sensible and get on the positivity train to Euro Success Town. Can we please ban the Irish and the Scots from viewing this thread too? Even Meenzer is touch and go atm. Harry Kane has arrived, baby

Straight forward that, Denmark are a canny side but I think they’ll struggle to create much against us, the question again is just about if we can score. I think a final against Italy would be really tough, it’ll be interesting to see how they do without Spinizzolla as he’s been a real driving force for them. A good defensive side is a pretty bad match up for the way Southgate plays, Italy are also among the most fluid in attack at this tournament. I think if Spain manage to get to the final (provided we do too) I’d actually have us as favorite which is a bit odd to think, as I think their defence is wank so we’d have a decent chance at scoring then shithousing them.

You are certainly making the fishing industry happy.

Even the Germans might have beaten this lot.

He's spending isolation listening to Justin Timberlake with his cousin, Crimea Riverov

That’s too bad to even qualify for “so bad it’s good”. 10/10

There’s been some great games but I thought that was off the scale in terms of quality last night. It’s a shame it wasn’t the final.

Com'è la pancetta, dici?

Hope it's an Italy-England final now, that level of Italian shithousery in front of a Wembley crowd as they're grinding out a 1-0 win will be [chef's kiss]

Imagine the relief though of waking up in the morning and not having to look at that face* *Applies to either party

I've warned you about that gimp mask. Straight to hell for you, Gemmill boy.

imagine if he just took one day or maybe even an hour off from lying through his fucking teeth about everything. Mind it takes a stupid electorate to let him get away with it

I thought Stephen Glass was a decent player before he was injured by a horrendous tackle George Boeteng (iirc). Definitely not in the Brian Pinas category