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Its worth noting that if England win the Euros it adds another twist to the Steve Bruce - Graham Jones saga. Bruce banning every journalist that asks about it from press conferences leaving just Lee Ryder to ask the hard hitting questions such as what’s his favorite rice pairing for his chicken Bhuna, I imagine his answer will be the same as my dads cousin who said he has his with chips because rice is for pudding.

Couldn't find kirschwasser, used Carling

But with cherry tomatoes instead of cherries

Germany's new manager is called Hansi Flick. Herr Flick. The British tabloids are gonna be all over this.

Everywhere but your cock evidently.

Luke Edwards will pretend this never happened. Unless it goes tits up

GMB Sports Reporter actually believes the Klopp lookalike is the real thing. 🤦‍♂️

It’s almost as if the Leave campaign was based on nothing but a bunch of jingoistic nonsense, blatant lies and anti-foreigner rhetoric. Full blown Boris in other words. Perfect for the gammons and windowlickers that voted for brexit….no actual thinking required to give johnny foreigner a black eye, ay what what! “You can’t change the masses. They will always be the same: dumb, gluttonous and forgetful.” a media and PR expert once said. This is the age of anti-reason, where what you choose to believe is far more important than facts or logic. People needed to feel the consequences and what it would cost them personally. Tell them they will lose their cheap wine, good beer, nice cars, cheap holidays, cheap food, millions of jobs, dope and hookers, free money, whatever, make it up like Boris and Nigel did. Flood social media with alarmist headlines, grab the news cycle and wheel out the celebs (rather than some dweeby patronising Tory Lord). My impression watching from afar was that the Remain campaign was a half hearted shambles and totally clueless, with most Remain supporters not being arsed to vote. A shambles which, as pointed out above, has fucked young people royally because they will end up paying for the resulting mess in the future.

I also sit on a dining table when I'm watching a game on TV and make sure my missus is sitting alongside me watching it as well. It's how we roll.

Great manager with money to spend, it should be a match made in heaven unless the fans fuck it up completely.

Alreet Herr Dexter.

Get tae fuckin fuck ya wee fuckin fucker

Surprised Ewerk could type clearly last night through a veil of tears

Pickford once again proving he’s the best English goalkeeper. Even @essembeeofsunderland must agree

I for one am completely taken in and probably arrogant with it. I don't think there'll be anyone on here who isn't old enough to remember Euro 96 to be fair.

Aye, maybe, but for a bloke who’s arms are shorter than his fingers it was half decent. You fucking misery.

Well it looks like i spoke to soon yesterday. Master T who's just trying to get back to some kind of normalityafter his horrendous battle with mental illness. You may remember me mentioning it back in January. So 2 weeks ago. After speaking to his mental health team his manager whose been great & myself & Mrs T. He returned to work. At the weekend one of his work colleagues started coughing saying she hadn't felt to good all day. Eventually she went home after a couple of hours & did a test the following morning. Master T's manager rang this morning saying he has to isolate for 10 days as the colleagues test came back positive. He's gutted as himself & Miss T were due go visit our family members in Norwich this Friday for a few days. Obviously we'll be keeping a very close eye on him over the next few days. Stay safe everyone. Stevie aka Trooper

I love "you deformity".

The funniest thing about that is you can imagine Rik reading that out and his voice changing to the nice smarmy one after the shouty lines.

Power spike in hell as he burns...

Would you like me to be the cat?

Yeah but you did it for love.

George Galloway is only bothered about George Galloway imo. He’s like a shite that won’t flush

It isn't a labour stronghold any more, its a marginal. Huge Muslim population coupled with a sizable number of BNP type cunts. Labour never had a chance in this seat, so to infer anything about Starmer's fate based on it is daft. Honestly, these type of seat can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned.

Of course it isn't. It's not the musicians' job to negotiate trade and service deals, the idea is laughable. It's their job to produce music and entertain, and the government's job to facilitate this, end of. And I'll say it again. Why should they be a special case above all the other service industries we export?

Tbf to UM, his posts are consistent

So do I, but it just got knocked out by Ukraine so now I'm stuck with England.

Oh ffs. The state of the BBC "news" after the Sweden Ukraine match. Twenty minutes of absolutr embarrassing horse shit followed by 5 minutes of "today's other news". Embarrassing. Mackemesque behaviour.

Taken at 5am this morning. Vorsprung durch tae fuch.

The cunts who booed the German anthem. Absolutely embarrassing. That aside, a superb evening of football from England. Professional, controlled performance. Never doubted Southgate or Kane.

Wibble.

Ewerk taking the result well

Some player Harry Kane. Always said that

Kane’s second touch is a tackle

The new school of my oldest set up an online parents evening tonight at 6 pm (your time). Stupid cunts.

Fortunately we'll always have the limp defeat to Iceland immediately after the referendum, with Woy going on a boat trip instead of researching the opposition, as fate's real verdict on the matter.

Look, you. This not rating your chances about playing England is twice as unnerving as it would be if you were confident. Pack it in.

Just getting ready for the match...obviously don't have a lot of England gear so I've had to be creative...

Lucky for the EU they won't have to listen to that shit that somehow is classified as music. It's amazing how many Brexiteers never understood the basics. Of course it's easier to tour the United States, that is one country. The EU is 27 countries requiring 27 times the paper work. What Leavers never seem to have understood is the FoM works both ways. And immigration issues with third countries is not an EU competency, it is up to each individual sovereign country. Hence the net effect of Brexit on us will be to kill off our services industry whilst increasing physical immigration from places like India. Feel genuinely sorry for musicians affected who didn't vote for this shit show. I feel more concern for scientists who were pretty unanimously against it. We led the EU in R&D, but the decline since Brexit has been horrific. I know loads of talented Europeans who have gone back home.

It's very annoying when people act all intelligent talking about Mozart, even though they haven't even seen any of his paintings.

Met a bloke with no shins at the bar last night. Tony.