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What a pile of shite. You started with three attacking players, all of whom did next to fuck all positive (yes I know two of them scored) and Southgate did next to nothing. It’s ridiculous mismanagement of an incredibly talented attacking squad.

Klinsmann absolutely bewildered by this England spunkfest.

Taken at 5am this morning. Vorsprung durch tae fuch.

Ewerk taking the result well

Happy days

The new school of my oldest set up an online parents evening tonight at 6 pm (your time). Stupid cunts.

Fortunately we'll always have the limp defeat to Iceland immediately after the referendum, with Woy going on a boat trip instead of researching the opposition, as fate's real verdict on the matter.

And it's never rang once.

Bloody arrogant Germans... this is exactly why we left the EU

Just getting ready for the match...obviously don't have a lot of England gear so I've had to be creative...

great, the england band are back said no one, ever

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This perfectly sums up how I feel. I’m pleased for England but I can’t say I support them. A significant victory but I assume it’s being treated with the usual hype and jingoism as if we’d won the entire tournament by crushing the best teams 10 nil. Still well done, chaps. Yay.

Proper football fan

ffs.

Everywhere but your cock evidently.

He made two half decent saves, both of which you’d expect him to save. I know he’s set a low bar but c’mon.

And impotence

Can’t believe Muller missed that chance. Every time I see the replay I keep thinking he’s going to score

Some player Harry Kane. Always said that

Struggling to think of one. Makes England look like the mackems of international football.

Is there a more pathetic sight than grown men booing?

Before starting the tournament, I thought that England was going to be a very interesting team to watch, and one of the 3 favorites for the final title. Unfortunately, I am not liking how they are playing. I think there is a team to do much better.

if England do win the tournament (don’t laugh) it would make a nice memory for my eldest, who’s football daft. Beyond that I would quite like to see them win tonight but I’m not too arsed either way. Not least because a massive section of the England fan base are absolute bellends

Look, you. This not rating your chances about playing England is twice as unnerving as it would be if you were confident. Pack it in.

It'll become massively apparent to the younger half of the population who will feel the full impact. The older more gammony boomers not so much, as they'll not be massively impacted and/or will never admit it anyway. The selfishness of these cunts still astounds me, they literally don't care about anyone else as long as they're not (directly) affected. I wish I was younger or had played my hand differently over the last 20 years mind. Staying shackled to the NHS with ever decreasing pay and conditions was a mistake from a personal pov. I thought the tories would be temporary but was wrong. Lots of clinical staff are waking up to this reality too I think. Working in the private sector in just a few weeks I've been given possible opportunities to work in Switzerland (made harder by Brexit like), but I'm too settled here now to really consider it. I hope/think things will get better here, although it's made much more difficult by the tories scorched Earth policies (which is what a lot of this is really about). We've lost at least a generation of time to the tories, its up to the young now to stop them.

It goes back to your point though about there being no point in having a Norway solution, being in the SM with no political influence. Because only being in the SM can solve these issues (mutual recognition of standards and qualifications, and ultimately FoM), which means accepting the ECJ, which is a red line for the loons. The closer we align, the more restricted we are, and we won't accept that. I genuinely don't think people have got the magnitude of this, covid has been a blessing to the tories as it has covered up so much damage already done.

The soundtrack to decades of England failures. I'd rather listen to 90 mins of fake crowd noise again.

I love "you deformity".

For the record, Renton is a hospital porter. He models himself on Robson Green's "Jimmy".

I think you’re probably talking for the majority of the message board here. From memory, Renton was the only person on here who properly understood the gravity of the situation very early on. Funnily enough, this may have had something to do with the fact that he knows what the fuck he is talking about, unlike the the rest of us gobshites.

Renton, who I’d listen to every day of the week on the subject, since it’s his area of expertise, has had a pretty horrific time of it during this pandemic. Whatever you think about his reactions, a little bit of humanity and respect for his situation costs nowt, and frankly, you’ve come across as even more of a cunt than usual about it. I’m all for piss taking and sarcasm, but not at the cost of basic decency towards someone who’s clearly been through the mill. Your lass sent you any more anal destruction videos, btw?

I’m sure J69 doesn’t need me to point out that you still live with your Mammy, so I won’t. “Quiff, why are your socks stuck to the ceiling again? Have you been caning the kamagra again? You’ll go blind!” ” Sorry Mam… can we have chicken dippers for tea please?”

The cunts who booed the German anthem. Absolutely embarrassing. That aside, a superb evening of football from England. Professional, controlled performance. Never doubted Southgate or Kane.

While it obviously worked I just don’t understand starting Saka. We clearly have better players available to play that position (including one that came on and helped create both goals). I think the bloke is talented but it’s just weird picking a player that clearly isn’t as good as the other options, especially when it’s not like he’s incredibly quick when compared to Sancho or anything like that. Good result, Kalvin Phillips is shite but Rice had a good game. The Germans were poor, I will say the way Southgate sets us up clearly makes us very hard to beat but the worry is if we can score which is mental considering the talent we have in attacking positions.

Timo werner man, they're trolling us the cunts

Is you hurtin' bro?

It's like David Frost has dementia, I mean really what the fuck does this have to do with anything?!

Fiver defenders and two defensive midfielders but calling it 3-4-3. Smart.

Rattled By a Nurse no less

It’s been a brilliant idea that you added the Baleares and other holiday destinations to the green list. Nearly as good as UEFA’s idea to make sure fans are travelling all over Europe.