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For the record, Renton is a hospital porter. He models himself on Robson Green's "Jimmy".

Big revelation. I thought it might be the week he’d finally gotten the hang of this football lark

That was hilarious btw

Nailed on CT started posting saying it was over about a fortnight after his second jab

From last night apparently on this very subject...studs up, bollock height from Di

Any gardening advices needed?

Renton, who I’d listen to every day of the week on the subject, since it’s his area of expertise, has had a pretty horrific time of it during this pandemic. Whatever you think about his reactions, a little bit of humanity and respect for his situation costs nowt, and frankly, you’ve come across as even more of a cunt than usual about it. I’m all for piss taking and sarcasm, but not at the cost of basic decency towards someone who’s clearly been through the mill. Your lass sent you any more anal destruction videos, btw?

It's very annoying when people act all intelligent talking about Mozart, even though they haven't even seen any of his paintings.

It’s been a brilliant idea that you added the Baleares and other holiday destinations to the green list. Nearly as good as UEFA’s idea to make sure fans are travelling all over Europe.

We took essembee's kneecaps good and proper, 28-06-21

You’re still a cunt. Welcome back

Obviously this is impossible cos long covid doesn't exist. Ask Quiff for details.

It’s bound to be a damp squib after tonight. England to limp out in a drab 1-0 loss

I really hope we don't fuck it up tomorrow

Is that what he said after blowing his wad on your ex’s face?

Are they saving Sissoko for sudden death? wonder what price he is to be after Lloris

I haven't got a clue what Queef has said because he's blocked but have a like.

Typical German, always making bizarre military quips

Sissoko

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Stop giving out unsolicited abuse if you can't take it back ya big fanny. My pm's are always open if you need any support or advice 👍

A nurse that's belitting somebody with a "habit" that they're aware almost certainly derives from mental health issues. What a pro.

See above two posts. As has your lass’s ex. Again.

I'm a quality over quantity man, personally. I mean your lass probably considered upgrading you after your health scare but is still there because she's either an absolute pig or can smell that the life insurance claim is near. Hypergamy, it's how they're programmed.

I think you’re probably talking for the majority of the message board here. From memory, Renton was the only person on here who properly understood the gravity of the situation very early on. Funnily enough, this may have had something to do with the fact that he knows what the fuck he is talking about, unlike the the rest of us gobshites.

starting to understand the animosity towards Kamagra. Weren't taking anything around the time your ticker tried to checkout were you MF? Think we've got a closet limpdick on our hands, lads. https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sildenafil-viagra/ Do not take sildenafil if you: have had an allergic reaction to sildenafil (Viagra) or any other medicines in the past are taking medicines called nitrates for chest pain have a serious heart or liver problem have recently had a stroke or a heart attack have low blood pressure have a rare inherited eye disease, such as retinitis pigmentosa

I think I addressed being called out for cuntishness quite sensitively without directly commenting on Renton's personal situation. That you've even brought it into the conversation is the true cunts trick.

Howay the Swiss!

Mammy, the nasty man is being horrid to me. Can I have a cuddle.

imagine riding to J69s defence. "OooooH I LOVE YOU J69"

I've got a feeling his new fancy bit might be heading back to her husband with her tail between her legs before long. Whatever gravitas she saw in the absolute fucking dweeb surely rested solely on the fact Hancock was in a fairly significant position of power during covid. Now that he's a social pariah it won't take long for her to realise he's actually a posh Mr Bean with a muffin top and receding hairline

That was old skool, go for it in extra time like World Cups of yore. Not your usual cagey affair

I did consider that before I posted, but I imagine your lifestyle changes when you don't have to drive a taxi. The obligation to stay sober reduces for example

FYP

If you're dismissing hundreds of admission for a respiratory illness everyday - in summer - as inconsequential then you're right. And btw I hope to God you are right and things can go back to normal now, because I'm sick of this shit too.

He only called it “Tears in Heaven” because “Fortunate Son” was taken

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄OMG GET THIS MUGGLE AWAY FROM ME. It's an 0-15M, @Andrew. It's solid mahogany all over - back, sides and neck. The 0-15 isn't mass produced by Martin anymore, so this a special run just for the UK market that is built in their custom shop. I'm told they've refused to do any more cos the numbers don't stack up for Martin cos of the time spent in custom shop vs the sale price they get on these. We'll see though, there'll probably be another batch lands in a month. 🤔

Good to see that booking.com were allowed to show rainbow themed adverts in Budapest. I hope it didn’t upset any fascist organisation hosting the match. Same applies to the Hungarian regime.

Didn't see much of that in the Fulwell end. 27-3-70. Never forget.

Sarah Vine writing with her trademark subtlety. Rumours in the comments that Gove is about to leave (or has already left) and moved in with a male advisor. Awkward breakfast in the Gove household this morning.

He didn’t jump over the barrier,cctv proved that.He could have been apprehended before he arrived at the bus stop.At the bus stop.On the bus.After he exited the bus.Before he arrived at the tube station.He was followed closely from leaving his flat because there was a chance he was a danger to the public.You rightly highlight the atmosphere which was around at the time which no doubt put the police on high alert regarding possible future terrorist actions so why not act before he started mingling with the general public? We know why the police spokesman said he jumped the barrier.Why has the police officer who gave the police spokesman the statement never owned up to it? Am I right in saying the innocent Brazilian was initially described as having been wearing a padded jacket,as in a jacket which could have been hiding a suicide belt/bomb,and did this prove to be incorrect? It looks like they botched it up from him leaving his flat to putting 6-8 bullets in him,while he was 100% restrained in a busy tube. We know,we know,no one person was at fault in anyway,it was the poor radio signal to blame. So this problem only came to light after the Brazilian was ‘taken out’ .

The song Kim Carnes rejected

This lass will never live this down btw.

Straight in for a feel of the arse. Classic virgin behaviour

@thebrokendoll just to say later today in the US, a man who at the time was a serving police officer got up one morning almost certainly not intending to murder anyone but will be sentenced for the murder of George Floyd. Obvs not all cops are kilkers in the US or the UK. There is a culture of impunity that is slowly dying but there's still a long way to go. Tasering a clearly vulnerable man for 33 seconds (3 times as long as legalky prescribed) then booting him in the head twice must be at least wandering down the sane lane as putting your full weight on a person's windpipe for 10 mins...different justice systems obviously but that fucker who killed Dalian Atkinson is a very lucky boy..

Met a bloke with no shins at the bar last night. Tony.