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I’m finished at 3:30 today, but back in at 7:30 tomorrow morning, so I’m being sensible and only having 96 stubbies.

What do you want? THANKS FOR DOING YOUR JOB!?

Hartlepool was wall to wall coverage, before and after. But Hartlepool was expected, the red wall was already crumbling, it was hardly news. Plus the analysis of it was just wrong, it didn't represent a tory surge, more a transfer of votes from UKiP and labour voters staying at home. Then we have also had wall to wall coverage on Batley and Spen, the next piece in the jigsaw of the MSM's narrative. Here the blue wall has been blown to smithereens in an election which is literally unprecedented. Comparatively, there has been hardly any coverage, although I admit it's increased a bit as the day has gone on. It'll all go quiet now and the MSM will nod their heads and agree with Johnson this is an anomaly. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB GLOOM!

The thing is, if the Labour and Lib Dem parties could get together, on a PR ticket and win. Which this shows is possible, then the Tories, or the the right wing of the party at least, could be defeated forever. Because that part of the party would have to shut the fuck up and stay in the background for any of the other main parties to do business with them / form a coalition. I’m sceptical about it happening but there’s a glimmer of hope

That’s not how you speak about your former crush.

Stfu, what have Egypt, or the USA for that matter, ever done at the Euros?

Well, he’s going to see a cock either way.

Preferable to running the risk of bumping into UM tbf.

So it’s just Gazza and you?😱

What Fish is saying is that when Geordies say ‘yes’, it should be spelt ‘eye’

He killed Daniel Morgan imo.

Good on Scotland btw. Set up and stayed rigid. I just don’t understand what goes through Southgates head, how the fuck do you watch for 40 minutes where the two England CBs are camped out on the half way line and he thinks we still need two defensive midfielders.

For a squad that looked to have an embarrassment of riches in attack you’ve ended up predictably dire in forward positions. It’s almost like putting a man whose principle achievements as a manager have been with Middlesbrough was a mistake.

You don’t want to open yourself up to the mighty attacking power of Lyndon Dykes.

I don’t understand how Southgate watches this game and opts to keep Sterling in over Foden. Sterling is struggling to do anything against a defence sitting this deep, at least Foden was showing something.

Fucking hell, John Carver is part of the Scottish coaching staff

Been off all week, dog sitting...current Mrs PL doesn’t get in till 6.....the English bastards sorry, my closest friends with whom I watching the match with are going to the Labour Club at 3pm

Maybe it's time for Renton to switch over from GB News.

i'm just glad we never had to suffer chaos with ed miliband

Is that the bloke that sang about Fast Cars? Also, Sarah Green, who just whipped the Tories…

Did the Delta variant ask for this kickoff time?

I’m off today and all the productive shit has been boxed off, my Italia 90 top is on and I’m ready to get banjoed

At work till seven but grafting my arse off for a flyer. Should be away for about five or even earlier then round to a mates outside bar with a few of us and a telly rigged up outside. And beer.

"Wonder when Boris thinks it's going to be ok? Good job Labour didn't get in, the country would be totally fucked."

The only thing I can add is ‘get tae fucking fuck ye fish’

A system of half FPTP, half party lists (i.e. this) would sort that to some extent. The SNP would win almost every FPTP seat and hence end up with about 45% of the MPs for Scotland - neatly corresponding to their vote share in the 2019 general election. (Of course the whole point of PR is that it allows people to vote differently, so you can't extrapolate as neatly as that, but still, it illustrates the point.) The SNP specifically would be against it, I imagine - turkeys and Christmas and that - but Scotland itself shouldn't be. Unfortunately the most notable country to use that system is Germany, so it'll never happen here.

YEAH DOCTOR GLOOM. Fucking explain yourself.

Supports the notion of the progressive alliance, as the article notes. Seems like Labour voters played that very well indeed. So they are beatable, we just need to behave like fucking adults.

Almost completely under the MSM radar, in complete contrast to the Hartlepool election. The polarity of politics has completely flipped.

Why are English teams often so hopeless in appointing managers? It surely has to be Brucey‘s job now.

I love how our significant others are always referred to as “current” Like we all know that the inevitable is coming and they’ll get sick of us eventually.

PL. “ Honest current Mrs. PL, I only unbuttoned his strides, nowt else…” CMPL ” Why’s your top lip stuck to your nose?”

That bit is surprisingly accurate Being honest I didn’t touch his “chap”.... he appeared from the cubicle saying that he couldn’t go so I had a quick look and he had button fly jeans on that were still done up, he was plainly too utterly fuckin wankered to undo them and I wasn’t going to see the cunt piss himself so I undid them for him. A kid with a Rangers top appeared and had a mini melt down so I told him he could do Gazza up, which he did, then extracted a price for his efforts by calling his missus over and getting a selfie with the drunkest man in Britain, which is quite a feat seeing as Scotland had just finished playing football....

"Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?"

That can’t hurt me...you wouldn’t believe what happened to me on Monday... .

Just slipping this in early for our Perspiring contingent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52915690

I’m really struggling to get into the euros and that match certainly didn’t help. I think Newcastle may have put me off football for good. As bad as they were, that is a much better result for England as I can’t see Scotland beating Croatia.

WTF is going on with this Kane interview?

People started drinking for England vs Scotland a couple of hours ago I finish graft at 5 and have an early morning getting ready for a trip away tomorrow so I’ll probably not drink. Twitter is going to be a circus!

Really was distinctive

I don't want Benitez to go to Everton because I hate the cunts and don't want them to succeed. Also in a forlorn hope that the takeover might happen, I'd hate to see us do what Man City did and waste a year giving a shit incumbent manager a "fair chance".

Stop! Starmer Time

Like anyone but a dweeb like you would get the connection. We all know three word slogan are where it's at anyway. How about Piss, Shit, Spunk?

I have no idea what you do for a living, I prefer to mostly ignore you on here. I'm not going to let a fuckin shit for brains arsehole such as yourself suggest things that aren't true though. Hope that's OK.