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"What do you think of this idea, fellow mysterious Tyneside businessman?" "Get onto nexus and tell them to disrupt all metro services into Sunderland for their cheek. They'll be wanting running water next!" Both: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

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Fun fact, images of the crowds at the Stadium of Plight were used by the art team when working on the design for the orcs in the Lord of the rings trilogy.

It is a mackem, that is all the information needed.

What the fuck is that... it looks like something out of LOTR.

Gan canny on Quiff lads- we’ve all got a fairly dark sense of humour on here, Quiff’s just massively misread the room- we’ve all done it at some point. It’s not his fault, all those years inhaling smog on Teeside have fogged his brain 😉

The airport thing really fucking bugs them. The airport is just outside the city centre of Newcastle and is intended to service the city, just because their hovel is so worthless it didn’t require an airport doesn’t mean they can just lump in with ours. Their whole argument about it not being Newcastle airport as it’s Ponteland is absurd, where the fuck do they want the planes to land? Northumberland street? Thick mackem cunts

I mean you're just spectacularly proving my point Thompers. Posting offensive shite in an attempt to look edgy. Which is hard when you've told everyone on here you live in your mams spare room and struggle to maintain an erection

Fair enough, cunt it is then. Have at it gents.

A lot of respect has to go to Kjær who started giving cpr immediately and then organised players to shield Eriksen.

If it was renamed Newcastle and Sunderland airport, it would make both cities, and the region in general, look small time as fuck.

They had an airstrip at Washington, but then they built a fuckng factory on it. I think our official response should be “Get fucked”.

Really didn’t look good as soon as he hit the ground. Disgrace that the BBC stayed with the pitch as long as it did.

Four generations of one family there.

Aye, then they brought the ball out on a stupid little car

It also speaks to the progress on takeovers as any success will bring a swift end to his current role where he has been promoted beyond his ability and experience. For him keeping the club on limp home mode and in the top league is the continuence of his gravy train with some no doubt tasty financial incentives for doing it as frugally as possible. Regardless of whether he desires on some level for the club to do well there's an everpresent conflict of interest that is damaging to the long term welfare of the club. As if we needed any more conformation that Ashley and his men need to go.

I read the thread in hindsight and didn't think anything of his post - seemed like him surviving made Quiff a cunt rather than if it was the other outcome and it was in the Yes, Gemmill thread.

Cunt.

Have to quote this which was in reply to the original tweet.

I can’t be arsed to type these again so everyone play along, please

Rename it Newcastle and Washington Airport, just to fuck with them

He’s thankfully got more lives than you’ve got brain cells.

Don't be a tit

Cunt.

YES. Pretty sure this isn’t fake cos of the Finnish flag

But were subsequently deemed too hideous

Gaz that is the understatement of the day, next you will be telling us all Steve Bruce is fat and useless!!! This was also reissued as part of the Tone Poet series and is also "rather good"!

Listened to this several times since you posted it, it’s really rather good. 👍

Quickly scrolled through an Everton forum looking at their opinions of potentially hiring Nuno, most of them seem disgusted with it and think they should be above hiring someone of his calibre. They really are the scouse version of the Mackems.

Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit.

Me too!

Unless?? He must be lathered

He was thinking of Roy Aitken.

Some of these anonymously club sources basically saying that he he lets the phone ring and won't answer it. I mean, the real life and the parody are so blurred it's almost as if we know more about NUFC than your average dickhead from talkdrivel?

This has just been reissued by Blue Note and it's awesome.

How the fuck are we going to survive as a species with fucking idiots like this.

Sean Ryder is looking even worse than the other day- is he ok, hun?

In case you like it, and if you consider it useful, on my Twitter profile I have posted all the players called up for the EURO and the positions on the field where they have played the most in the National Team. I'm not trying to be a fortune teller or something like that, because it is impossible to get the selections right, and also there will be changes in almost all and not a defined line-up, but in case it helps you for the most random matches ... I am yours. Is not tottaly updated beacuse there are players recently injured or tested positive in Covid that I don't have change. There are the first Oficial Squad.

I'm much more tolerant of it than when I was younger. I think I'd definately enjoy it more if I understood the subtelties of it all and was a more patient sort. I can appreciate the slow-burn nature of it and once you 'tune into it' I can also relate to the relaxing escapism mentioned earlier. Think there's a lot in what Stevie was saying regarding being good at playing it you maybe enjoy watching it more. Laughing at the anecdotes - used to hate cricket at games in school too. No good at the techniques. Any of them. You'd have to bowl infront of everyone and it just never happened like ! Had to bowl an over at some inter-works gig few years ago. Fuck me. 2 (extra) wides, 2 that just about made it to the other end and 2 smashed out of sight. Mentally scarred. Same as serving in tennis - just doesn't come naturally . I could hardly feel more of an idiot attempting a serve or a bowl . Like fast-walking down Northumberland Street with ya keks round your ankles wearing a Red Nose Day nose and a pair of skis .

I didn't misread the room

MYP

A cunt speaks...