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I'm gonna fully embrace our new saudi overloads to be honest, but then me heads been full of ashley, charnley, bishop, pardew, bruce and a mixture of steamrollers, jet engines, chainsaws and skips full of razor wire and the resultant death and gore for well over a decade now. the odd swift decapitation now and again is gonna seem like light relief.

You sure about that?

Aye, fully expect this to stop us signing anyone in preparation for our assault on PL survival next season.

It’s definitely June. Right on cue with this shite.

Introducing....Wicket the Wonderdog

But, should that happen - does Bruce deserve a chance?

League Onesie.

It’s as predicatable as Bruce’s mid-morning stool. ( happy tea-time, everyone).

I’ve made the point she is doing nowt so she has stormed off to “clean the bathroom”. I accept apologies in the form of cash or a photograph of yourself with a cock drawn on your head and posted to this very message board. Regards

This post has put your t-levels in to negatives.

I don’t even know how to feel about this now. Even if it happens I don’t think I’d be that arsed. As I’ve mentioned I would welcome the investment in the area but beyond that it would just feel like another ridiculous step along the road of football in general. My instinct is it won’t happen though

Antibodies from previous infections don’t last long, most people have only had one dose, a sizeable amount haven’t had a dose yet. Lots of the latter category (the majority in fact) won’t have any antibodies at all.

Come on - they used to be white

Steady on

Whoever smelt it dealt it

' 'Mam! Mam! I've got the mags totally fooled'

It would be cheaper to just pay him off by building a restaurant opposite his house which cooks anything, serves beer and fine wines, is for the sole use for him and guests 24/7 for life...... than letting him spend over a £100m a season.

She should be cleaning the bathroom as a matter of course. She's done you up like a fucking kipper here, thinking you've scored an equaliser, when actually you've just booted it into your own net.

Workshy is way down the list from pussy-whipped.

Since we have to self isolate I have been volunteered to paint the fucking fence. Im sweating my cock off while she must be on supervisor duties sat watching me

A little while before this I was talking to my GP while I was there with something else about being sick of having a lot of colds which was getting me down. After asking me where I worked his advice was to take early retirement if it was possible - anything to stop having to commute as the trains were/are just mobile petri dishes in his view. I don't think we considered a global pandemic as a way of avoiding that commute though it has worked on the cold thing.

She has a blonde streak. C. 15%

Also as I said before the latest variants are much more transmissible than the original, maybe 3 times as much. The more infectious this is, the higher the bar for herd immunity. Measles is probably the most infectious disease, you need to get 95% of the population vaccinated or have had it to achieve herd immunity. But measles is a stable virus, it will never escape the vaccine. Not so with coronavirus.

#richenergy

Couldn’t bend wire the shape of that.

On the day its been announced there are a million people living with long covid. Why the wummery recently, why do you want to be a pointless irritant? Cos you've been a decent, funny poster not long ago.

That genuinely applies to Bruce as well, ie bigged up by any number of pundits who’d be fucking gutted if he went to their club

sorry mate, I can't click on that. and to be honest it's not even necessary, it's all too easy to predict the verbal diarrhoea he pukes up. I'd piss meself laughing if edwards tripped up in front of a steamroller.

Honestly at this point we can’t rule out the possibility that Rafa has shagged Edwards missus, the bloke is obsessed with Benitez. When people make points on Bruce his first go to is some attack or shite comparison to Benitez despite literally no one bringing him up. What a loser Edwards is, and seemingly a cuckold too.

I've read that before PL and it's a fucking difficult read, both harrowing and a catalyst for seething anger. I would personally still be livid that despite the unlawful killing verdict nobody other than a ground safety bloke at hillsborough has ever been convicted of an offence. the unlawful killing verdict was all they were ever gonna be allowed as far as justice is concerned. for fucks sake man, the west midlands police conducted an inquiry in to the conduct of the south yorkshire police. the mind boggles, these cunts were the human scum who tortured false confessions out the birmingham 6. nothing changes.

See that's the thing, 10 years of posting somewhere where everyone thinks you're an absolute cunt and yet they still keep posting. Whether its a mackem or even some some sad sack mag, it keeps coming back, over and over and over. Pathetic really that anyone could lack that much self awareness.

Because then he’d have to admit that he’s been an absolute fucking whopper for over 10 years on a “rival’s” message board.

i didn't realise sunderland's possession was so low - better luck next season. plenty of league one clubs will give you respect and plenty of the ball as they defend in their cup final game of the season

When we went down to the Championship it was fair to say that we faced teams where a trip to 90% full St James' Park legitimately had a Cup Final feel for some players. Burton, Rotherham, e.g. Stadium and crowd size aside, the opposition were coming up against Argentinian internationals, recent England internationals etc. Hughton's team was basically a midtable Premier League team and Benitez' was only a little worse than that. Add to that the face that both of those seasons we were in the title race for the entire season, so the opposition were also dealing with one of the best teams in the division. Big ground, big crowd, big players, big stakes. Mackems have a half empty flatpack stadium, with bang average League 1 players, and have not been leading the charge for the title in any of their 3 seasons. Shit ground, no fans, no marks, no stakes. Cup Final my fucking arse