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I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!6 points
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Woodwork friends!4 points
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'I mean public beheadings and executing journalists is one thing but a policy of austerity is just too much.'4 points
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It would actually be more like not going out on a date with a gagging for it Salma Hayek for fear you might get into an accident on the way.3 points
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He was playing for your side.3 points
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Hats off to the mackems - this season they’ve really cemented their place as both a League One side and the third best team in the North East. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing what they can achieve next season with their 18 year old chairman3 points
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Whilst I agree with the sentiment, I’m pretty sure Fat Lad Mike isn’t voting Labour anytime soon. I’ve reconciled myself with the idea that if we must have cunts owning our club, let’s have the worlds biggest, richest cunts.3 points
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Is this CT baiting?2 points
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Put Jenas in for his crimes against punditry and commentary2 points
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Shit news. Hope something comes up for you sooner rather than later. And honestly, I've always thought you have a flare for very funny writing, maybe if you think outside the box you can career change to something more suiting your talents? My last day in my job today and my last in the NHS for 20 years as it happens. Im about to find out what it's like working in the real world.2 points
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Mine before and after. Including removal of a bomb shelter (actually probably a very large coal bunker).2 points
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Not sure I'd get rid of the lawn like. Especially with a dog? You can get robot lawn mowers now too although I hear they are as shit as Roombas. J69's conversion looks class. Well worth it, if you're planning to live there a while.2 points
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If it was, I'd have been all2 points
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One slot for the car, one for the horse cart. Got ya.2 points
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Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is )2 points
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There should be a sub category ‘Without Michael Owen’ just like when the bookies give odds on highest league finish ‘Without Celtic/Rangers’.2 points
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How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there.2 points
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We can still put them outside of Gemmill's skillset though right?2 points
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I’d say that cuntishness includes violent acts, but lack of violence doesn’t preclude cuntishness. Owen being the prime example. Opposite ends of the spectrum there- Southall- top fucking bloke, in all aspects I’m aware of. Owen - cunt.2 points
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I hope they haven't 'peaked' their slump too early.2 points
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Real nurses?2 points
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Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!!2 points
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hat doffed to cheltenham town for their promotion to the third division. have always followed their fortunes since being down here, have been a sporadic visitor to their matches over the years, they need to change their strips, it's really difficult to get passionate about a team in red and white stripes.2 points
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That’s a terrible slur on the poor dunce, and you should, for legal reasons, back up your awful accusations with, at the very least, a link to said pictures. Allegedly.2 points
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No but 1000 workers in Qatar died to build it.1 point
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Your shed looks like a conservatory lol1 point
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Looks class fwiw.1 point
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Had our garden levelled last year. Was a shit hole beforehand. Cost us a fortune and we are moving to a new fucking house next week!1 point
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I gather she was a once-respected journalist. If you lie down with dogs, don't be surprised if you wake up with fleas.1 point
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Denise "small man syndrome" Wise Roy "n daags" Keane Paul "leg breaker" Scholes Jamie "cunty" Carragher Robbie "bitch" Savage Nigel "high 5 I broke a leg" de Jong Stevie "DJ of dive" Gerrard El hadji "spitty" Diouf Some bloody good players amongst that list, along with Diouf, Denise, Carragher, de Jong and least of them all Savage.1 point
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Owen is definitely a cunt, like. Just a deeply unlikable little cock jockey1 point
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Define what a sport is and how golf doesn't meet the criteria? Otherwise I'm sending Bellamy around to your gaff with his 7 iron.1 point
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Needs an "All of the Above" option.1 point
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I wouldn’t park a shite in Pennywell, never mind a car.1 point
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I love this bit - as if the sorrows weren’t already completely fucked (amazing that he made it to 56 years of age) Werbeniuk drank 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match1 point
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Keane, Bellamy, Owen, Savage and Terry all surely occupy different corners of a six-axis scale of cuntness. Actually Owen is probably close to Savage on that scale. I'll offer up Diouf and Barton to take some of the remaining corners.1 point
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Not voting until Lee Dixon is an option. I know it was the League Cup, but piss is still boiling....1 point
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Got to say like, it’s an impressive hall of cunts when convicted nonce, Adam Johnson, can’t get on the ballot.1 point
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He’s also got an Armani tattoo. Get in the fucking sea1 point
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Rejecting Robbie Savage as a Sunderland signing “I got Robbie’s mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: ‘Hi, it’s Robbie – whazzup!’ Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: ‘I can’t be f****** signing that’.” My favourite Keane quote1 point
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You could have stopped there, tbh.1 point
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Robbie Savage Massive cunt. Huge.1 point
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I’d prefer playoff final heart break1 point
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He’s just really short.1 point
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Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank.1 point
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The thing above her sister’s head is also a cosmetic surgery advert.1 point
