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Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank.

If he doesn’t like the PL’s hall of fame he should just buy his own one.

He’s also got an Armani tattoo. Get in the fucking sea

I think he is. He’s thick enough to have forgotten about it

He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance.

BERGKAMP IS ON THERE ALREADY! Lol, laters

Not voting until Lee Dixon is an option. I know it was the League Cup, but piss is still boiling....

Well yes, our luck is historically terrible, sometimes massively so but I wouldn’t call them lucky either. All they have is Greggs and a Kwik Fit.

Rejecting Robbie Savage as a Sunderland signing “I got Robbie’s mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: ‘Hi, it’s Robbie – whazzup!’ Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: ‘I can’t be f****** signing that’.” My favourite Keane quote

So, for the inaugural Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts, I’d like to open nominations for the prestigious first two places. My nominations are; 1.Roy Keane 2.Roy Keane.

It pretty much coincided with not beating us just before the New Year. They were top then, but were outthought by the tictacal genius who is the cabbage one, and realised they could no longer compete properly.

Good first choices, love that its got the man u fans twisting

Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!!

Steve McManaman

Portsmouth and Charlton both conceding 96th min equalisers. And the Mackems call us lucky

John Terry. Remember his guard of honour

Owen of c

Robbie Savage Massive cunt. Huge.

This a thousand times this!! Accept Fish's sentiment as a perfectly acceptable plan B though

I’d prefer playoff final heart break

I think #williamstorey is promoting #sputnikv #vaccines #competition

Least you weren't weren't ugliest one there

An absolute blokeface, but what a set of jammers.

Massive future? Not with a piss smelling Middle Earth reject like you he doesn't. Poor kid is nearly in tears too, probably been told he'll be forced to drink some of Willie's Energy if he didn't do the photo op.

This is all I remember.

And sporty

(That is a joke btw)

Real nurses?

Surely?

No Rio himself?

I blame the bog trotting terrorist - his fucking “updates” have left me bereft of any shred of a clue of what the fuck I’m doing ( which was tenuous at the best of times). I’m sure he’s infected my pc ( even though I haven’t got one).

Wayne’s wife does.

Losing to Blackpool. Portsmouth fucking it up though. Still possible if they/Charlton win all their remaining games

Can't believe that Nazanin lass is back in the slammer. You'd think she'd have learned her lesson after the first stint.

aye, keane's a cunt no doubt about that, but sometimes it's almost like he's deliberately over thinking his cunty remarks in order to court controversy. cuntishness has to come naturally and should be free flowing, both pardew and bruce deliver this with aplomb!

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rio-ferdinand-states-reasons-not-20473578 If there's a bigger cunt in football than Rio, I don't know who it is.

Anyone know any socially distanced parking spots around Wembley?

Mmm, not sure it's a very good beginners guide, for starters it starts in the wrong place, Loveless instead of Isn't Anything. No Swervedriver but the Silversun Pickups who are hugely influenced by the Swervies, includes Cocteau Twins and JMC as offshoots when they were clearly proto-shoegaze. No kids, don't believe it but do go listen to everything listed there (I think I own about 60-70% of what's listed!!!) They probably should have just called it a beginners guide to sammynb's record collection. For something completely different, actually no it's not here is interesting article, with sound, from the Fanies! https://daily.bandcamp.com/big-ups/teenage-fanclub-pick-their-favorite-records-on-bandcamp

#heronfoods #cotswoldcommies

aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really!

"How many cans of Rich Energy have we sold today?" "Twelvety!"

You just know his Mam has “The Special Things” cupboard where he keeps his drawings of aliens, these two prop cans, the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. He’s allowed to play with The Things once a week, which is when his tweet flurrys come out. #notapsycho #heronfoods #EdwardandTubbs

They could and should have battered us. Fabinho foul should be a red, [quote] SERIOUS FOUL PLAY A tackle or challenge that endangers the safety of an opponent or uses excessive force or brutality must be sanctioned as serious foul play. Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force or endangers the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play. VIOLENT CONDUCT Violent conduct is when a player uses or attempts to use excessive force or brutality against an opponent when not challenging for the ball, or against a team-mate, team official, match official, spectator or any other person, regardless of whether contact is made. In addition, a player who, when not challenging for the ball, deliberately strikes an opponent or any other person on the head or face with the hand or arm, is guilty of violent conduct unless the force used was negligible. [/quote] Fernandez was lucky and should have seen red. ASM is mint.

The ‘marketing team’ ie him, have pretty much given up trying at this point haven’t they -

Shame he didn’t wipe the coffee-mug rings off his Mam’s kitchen bench before he took it, though. #bullspiss #manky #standsoutsideshops #heronfoods

Look at the reflection in the can. It appears someone with a trampy beard is doing promo photography

There’s a good chance it could be three of them failing to qualify or even four.

Bruce is a old Manager with ald tactics in his mind. We have in the squad probably one of the most unbalancing players in the Premier League (Saint-Maximin) and one of the Top3 GoalKeepers in the League (Even if suffers a lot in aerial game). Ok. Just build a team around these two players. Try Saint Maximin has the ball the most you can in the first hour of play in 1vs1 situations and not just in one counteratack even 25 minutes in 1vs4 situations. Wilson is strong. Is a predator in the box. Put him in the box and not 40 meters far. We don't have a Squad worst than Palace, Villa, Leeds or Wolves. All of them has 2 o 3 Key players but we have too. The Situacion is I believe all of this teams play the better tactics of their squad let them. But Bruce just know play the same sistem.

Hope she gets better soon. A blood clot.after the second if you were okay with the first is almost unheard of. Very unlucky, or could be chance. I love the way you talk to your Scottish relatives in phonetic Scottish btw. Nice quip from your cousin.

Yeah she’s mostly fine, lost a bit of weight in the last year. Doctors won’t confirm or deny etc, but her daughter is a bit of a conspiracy theorist and is acting the fucking goat at usual. Most of the family are nutters, obvs 🤪