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Fair play to Steve Bruce, credit where credit is due. Sending the lads out and praying we’re still in the game by the time he can send on ASM has worked perfectly.

Fish has been dreaming big dreams during lockdown apparently....

Chief Vicar Justin Welby came out with this, straight-faced, today. “Prince Philip showed a remarkable willingness to take the hand he was dealt in life…” Fuck me rigid.

Three points and home in time for a Sunday roast and a bit of Bullseye on Challenge. Days don’t get much better than this.

He’s such an arrogant fucking cunt. We’re 4th bottom ffs. Fulham have won five games all season and we're still in a position where they could conceivably send us down by beating us in the last match. Not to mention his thinking we’ve won two in a row even though that’s our first league victory in over two months

‘What an inspired substitution, Roy’. Aye, bringing on the team’s best player was a decision right out of left field.

With any luck we will be safe by the Sheff Utd game so that the fans in the ground can fully concentrate on making it the most vitriolic atmosphere in footballing history

"And in at number 16 with 'As good as I think I am' it's a new entry for Drunk A'Fancy!"

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them.

you gonna make me like?

Best game from Longstaff for a long time. Shame he felt the need to headbutt Tarkowski’s foot.

He even skinned the camera man

He should actually be sainted the lad. If the pope can spare some time from protecting nonces he should get right on it.

FYP for quiff

What the fuck is the actual point in VAR? That’s about as stonewall a pen as you could hope to see

It's about time someone went for the jugular and asked Hancock (and the rest) directly how much they've pocketed from the pandemic. For example there's no way he gave 30m to his pub landlord mate without a couple of million going the other way.

Won’t be ruining my Sunday shite, either.

Those Sad Makem Bastards 1 v 2 Charlton They’re starting to shit themselves in case they end up playing Portsmouth in the play offs with fans being in attendance. Recent history suggests the makems would lose on the pitch and lose heavily off the pitch. 27-3-70 TTBGAP ( Took The Bastard Good And Proper )

And even that mightn’t be enough for a Steve Bruce side.

Get well soon

I thought they’d barred him after the mess he left last time?

Pay the cunt off as soon as possible. He's fucking dangerous. If that gets credited to him then they're openly taking the piss. Massive relief and Bruce got very lucky today.

Every one else had a bit more purpose and belief once he was out there as well. Thank fuck that bullshit lack of a penalty in the end will mean nothing.

It’s been the best example why we should get rid of Bruce. We were second best all game and only win because of the individual class of Saint Saint-Maximum

The ref honestly just gave that high boot! Didn’t even touch our player and got the ball, that ref association must be sweating trying to explain away why that one was a free kick.

"Why is it called a fourmation when there's eleven players?"

Steve can add the "Hail Maxi" to his little black book of football tactics, will make a nice page one.

Get the fuck in. The media wax lyrical about Traore. He's scored 1 goal in 44 league games. Drop ASM into Man City's lineup and he would be worth £100mil

So as long as the high boot connects with the ball first it’s not a an offence.

That excuse from the ref association is fucking disgraceful btw. It’s text book dangerous play, Tarkowski’s boot is not allowed to be that high, we’ve seen the result of that type of play with injuries such as the one Ederson sustained. Them coming out and basically just sticking by their own when the officials clearly got the decision wrong is exactly why VAR doesn’t work. Why are they even bringing up him winning the ball? It’s completely irrelevant, same as it is when a player lunges into a tackle with both feet.

Presumably rolling our sleeves down and gathering dust.

We only need to get a point per game against Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool...

Sound

This’ll be one for the neutrals, said no one ever

Nailed on that Bruce is now thinking that a point would be a fantastic result tonight.

So Shearer isn’t interested in defending because he was a striker. Bruce shot himself in his front foot there. If we weren’t just playing for draws we could really go for it in the next two games and take huge steps towards safety. We won’t though.

🎵 Lady, hear me tonight This dinner, is just so right, As I sit, by the TV, Can't you make me, angel delight? 🎶

With money left over to start a supporters’ pub

Anyone who keeps working after a massive lottery win should have it taken off them.

me and fish - square go