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Can't believe the DPD man hoyed one up the Queen.

And even that mightn’t be enough for a Steve Bruce side.

I’d love to share a picture of my dog but Ant hates me.

Apparently he spent the 50s & 60s shagging fuck out of the Queen’s ladies in waiting. We’re still a nation of fuckin bootlickers

Was this not because he wasn't the bloodline monarch? Did Prince Albert take the spotlight from Victoria? What about Dennis and Margaret Thatcher? Or Philip and Theresa May? What a load of shite.

It didn’t take long for the Daily Mail to make Prince Philip’s death about Megan. Meanwhile, at the Guardian...

Rachel Blackmore won the grand national, loved her in deep purple but I’ve no idea how she managed to outrun the horses. I’ll see myself out.

The final insult.

When all the shit was being spread about Diana and Charles, my Mam told me that it was "common knowledge" that this Thursday club that was mentioned in some of the stories yesterday about Philip was pretty much a front for a blokes shagging contest and he was well at it but it was just conveniently kept out of the press. This is what also led to the suggestion which is "out there" that Prince Nonce was the result of an affair Liz had with a courier as she sought solace for his shagging.

I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.

Why’ve you put grapes in it’s eyes?

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Those Sad Makem Bastards 1 v 2 Charlton They’re starting to shit themselves in case they end up playing Portsmouth in the play offs with fans being in attendance. Recent history suggests the makems would lose on the pitch and lose heavily off the pitch. 27-3-70 TTBGAP ( Took The Bastard Good And Proper )

Ian at the beach.

Distance about right but the elevation of Nevis is about 4500 feet climb, on the tourist route which is nowhere near as nice as the CMD arrete. Thing is, it's very rocky and utterly relentless, Going up is okay, but I've found it to be a leg breaker on the way down, really hurt my knees and hips. Then there's the weather. I wouldn't personally do it again I don't think, would have no problem at all with Snowdon or Scafell pike mind. Not trying to put you off, just want to dispel myths it's easy. Are you doing this challenge in 24 hours? If so I'm well impressed, I couldn't do half of that at the peak of my mountain fitness!

Cats are evil 😒 In other news prep for the 3 peaks challenge is underway....this might be almost Ben Nevis but without the required elevation?...

Ginger cats are where its at.

superb! Our new addition came in the right colours too

This’ll be one for the neutrals, said no one ever

Saying that, we’ve only won 7 It’s certainly not beyond us

It would take the sort of run of form we’ve had over the last 20 games or so

Lizzy's no different like. Never liked David Jason either, showing himself to be a proper arsehole there, in fact all them have.

Twitter is awash with retweets of what a great moment this is. Just sounds like the world's most unconvincing laugh to me.

Our lot say welcome to the new Makem member of Fist's family.

If we are going full mumsnet on here then here's my cat. Black and white obvs

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I'm suffering from severe paranoia. I just wonder which other cunt he's told?

If we’re doing before and afters, just brought the Turder back from the dog barber- quite the change! Other than the obvious skinheed, he had his claws trimmed, and looking at the difference in stance, he was walking flat-flooted beforehand as they were so long, whereas now he’s bouncing about like Iggy on a speed bender. He needs to drop a bit of weight, too, as the skank was obviously feeding him her pizza/cheese on toast scraps and KFC lickings.

Get well soon

Debatable. Either way, Biden has seized the opportunity to potentially to do something very positive over there. Johnson has had an awful pandemic, barring the vaccine success. Starmer has been mostly anonymous, probably trying too hard to sound supportive, too wary of being accused of politicising a national crisis. He has to change this approach as we emerge from it. He has to provide stronger opposition and make the Tories own the fallout.

A priest a vicar and a rabbit went into a blood transfusion clinic. When asked “what’s your blood group” “I believe I’m a type O” said the rabbit 🤔 😀