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This thread is already more competitive than the match is going to be.

Nice work Essembee.

Your match thread. Enjoy.

I’m not sure what you’re trying achieve with this post other than being a total fucking arsehole?

I'm 59 years old and I don't think I've seen a more gutless display in my life. An absolute disgrace

Two wins in 18 after tonight. It’s inconceivable that he’s in charge for our next match.

Have got to say that I think this has been the most passive, heartless performance I have ever seen in such an important fixture. Embarrassing.

Nice work, Jonah

Just imagine how he'd react if he ever beat the "Mighty Rafa's " highest points total.

Bruce’s statements are becoming increasingly bizarre because he’s never been in this position for so long without being sacked. His ability to take teams on a downward spiral for the payoff money is so perfected that he’s completely lost now that it hasn’t worked.

"Newcastle must win to silence Steve Bruce's most rabid critics...."

I hope he uses his time off work to reflect about the utter nonsense he haa written about performances the last couple of years.

With Edwards now suffering from covid Bruce has probably lost his last remaining support in the written press.

Lascelles: "On paper our team is ridiculous but we need to show more heart," "We need players who care and will look after each other, we've lacked it. "We've got flair players, tricky players, players with loads of talent but we need more heart, desire and bigger characters on the pitch. "No matter how good you are, if you don't have that fight and hunger it doesn't matter." ...Five years ago.

The team energy is just non existent and was like that from the start. Have to blame them collectively for that, though we know where the real problems start. It's highlighted countless individual failings but for me it all comes down to the lack of collective commitment painting the picture of how rotten things are.

Bruce in post match interview : I've never ran away from a fight. I'm not a quitter and I won't quit now. Translation : I've never left a job without a payoff or another job lined up, and I won't start now, it's not like I actually give a fuck about Newcastle or am actually a real supporter of them.

I think I'm done. Clearly the players are. There was no attempt to block the cross and no attempt to mark the scorer. Schoolboys would've done better and I mean that literally. Fuck all the way off.

This is a humiliation.

Seriously doubt there’s worse manager out there than Bruce

If we lose from here, which seems highly likely, or even scrape a jammy draw, and this shite doesn't get Bruce the sack, it will be the most illogical non-firing of a manager I can remember in my lifetime. Only Ashley would help orchestrate such a fucking unwanted oddity in football. A big problem we do have is that even if he does sack Bruce it will likely be Jones who takes over as the cheap option. Although in fairness who that is decent would take over at this stage. I know some of us, including myself were quick to jump on the Jones train, mostly because anything looks better than Bruce and of course that Everton win, but this split striker shite is wank. And according to Rob Lee, who's son played in the Luton side that Jones was coaching, that split striker nonsense is definitely his doing. It might work with the right players, but persisting with it without the right players is madness. Of course maybe it's Bruce who wants to persist even with so many injuries.

Sorry I was wrong, this was the last thing we needed.

Trying to get a foothold in the game.

http://hockeynews.site/events/htonnited/?streamerName=Hockeynews&origin=footybite.com

Uselescelles marking neebody for the corner

Have a herbal tea mate

TGQ has clearly been on the Fight Milk.

I always think imagine how full of himself he will be if we end up topping this 6 team mini league he harps on about as in the relegation mix, he will be completely blind to the fact that it shouldn’t be a total fucking struggle and that finishing 15th or whatever isn’t good.

Not to mention drinking from one of the cans seems to cause fatal damage

I’m not having a go at anyone but why anyone reads Edwards’ shite is beyond me. The bloke is a step below talk sport, fishing for bites from annoyed fans. He knows nowt and says nowt. Ignore him and he will go away.

The Holy Grail only in the sense that a couple of lunatics seem to claim to know where you can find it despite there being no solid evidence it even exists.

There is never the wrong moment to act as a Kant but not a cunt. We won’t get out of this madness by just looking after ourselves. It needs a worldwide effort in production and distribution of vaccines to get the pandemic under control and to prevent further deaths. Nobody could make realistic predictions which vaccines would be developed and get approved first. The more important it should have been to distribute vaccines fairly to those at risk everywhere before making sure that all people can get vaccinated.

Ah, Spoon Energy.

I see he reckons Joelinton had his best game in a Newcastle shirt versus Villa 🤣 canny season for him. That's 20 times he's put career best performances in

Nicked

Run it off you big Jessie!

"Urin? You were lucky! I used to dream of urin! Mine tasted like the fetid discharge of Uri Geller's cock."

A priest a vicar and a rabbit went into a blood transfusion clinic. When asked “what’s your blood group” “I believe I’m a type O” said the rabbit 🤔 😀

yeah, the main climber had an unbelievable back story. free solo blew my mind even more, but i'm guessing you have seen it already

Joelinton man, FFS.

Is there any what they could vaporise the vaccine? Then it could be administered as a gas. Then you could set up mass “vaccine” centres where millions of people could be “vaccinated”. You could transport people there in special transport trains. And vaccinate hundreds at a time in special “vaccination” chambers. Could the Germans organise that?