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At least those fuckers got theirs

A priest a vicar and a rabbit went into a blood transfusion clinic. When asked “what’s your blood group” “I believe I’m a type O” said the rabbit 🤔 😀

Many heartfelt thanks for all the kind replies. I am feeling much better today, I've kept myself busy organising things which has actually helped. Dealing with personal effects is especially hard and seems to be my trigger. Also I have had to go through her contacts list phoning her friends individually to let them know - she didn't do social media and neither do I. Thank God her phone was unlocked. Hoping the funeral directors will take over tomorrow in organising things. I am going to take some positives out of this, mainly that in the end it was a rapid death without the weeks and months of suffering I have seen other friends and relatives endure due to cancer. I have seen people rot in agony in a way you wouldn't let a dog suffer, thank God that was avoided. Also two bits of advice. First one sounds incredibly trite, it's live life to the full every day. We aren't here for very long and every moment counts. Don't let relationships fester, don't stick with jobs you hate etc. How many people have said this but you've ignored the advice? I know I have, but its true. Second is more specific, if you find a person close to you in this situation make a fuss with the hospital to let you see them and for God's sake make sure the hospital has your correct contact details. Miscommunication has caused a bad outcome for me and if there was one thing I would turn back time on it would be that. Truly I believe now things can only get better for me this year, starting today.

"Urin? You were lucky! I used to dream of urin! Mine tasted like the fetid discharge of Uri Geller's cock."

FYP. You’re welcome

The Holy Grail only in the sense that a couple of lunatics seem to claim to know where you can find it despite there being no solid evidence it even exists.

Ah, Spoon Energy.

"Newcastle must win to silence Steve Bruce's most rabid critics...."

The Fall, never heard of them. Meenzer would probably recommend just going down the high street after closing time if you wanted to hear pissed idiots yelling, me I'd suggest - I Am Kurious Oranj or Hex Enduction Hour or any of the Peel Sessions just to get a sample of them. Just to make it easy for you Gloomy here are links to all The Fall's Peel Sessions: https://www.youtube.com/embed/LD_TJTrbCEE?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/yb1tdSMStb0?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/mMmhbf6aogE?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/nXxYxsefU8o?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/DrvkfDmpn_s?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/Rqvv9i1y4EM?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/rHxFhG0Xy0Y?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_wVJOHSGDw?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/XhqFTezMjTs?autoplay=1 https://www.youtube.com/embed/04qhZPKnWDs?autoplay=1 The Fall hit their straps once they moved from that raw punk sound to post punk in the early 80s. Fuck look at all that hair!!! No they're a little bit to King Gizz light for me. Talking Gizz I'm more into this stuff they do than the psychodelic hippy shite.

Remember where you heard it last

Aye I tend to only hear of players when they score past us Football is just background stuff now. NUFC are so predictably shite in every department it’s not worth watching. As a club we haven’t been trying for an awful long time so there’s nothing to support.

Usually I get forensic on opposition teams and the table and shit, but the past two seasons I've barely been able to remember where we are in the table, let alone anything else. The disappoint in Ashley staying compounded by Bruce's appointment, and then the subsequent shitdrizzle that he passes off as football is killing me. If we stay up, and if we get bought buy someone else, and if Bruce is booted into the Tyne, I might be interested. But another season of Ashley, Bruce and boring relegation struggles in the Premier League? Nah, not for me.

@McFaul

Even if it were true about only having been beaten by Man Utd and Chelsea you can’t pick and choose sets of results and ignore the rest / where you are in the table after 3/4s of the season. It’s a bit like when he tried to make out losing to Sheffield Utd wasn’t s bad result because they subsequently beat Man Utd.

Brucey shouts from the rooftops how good we were if we create a couple of chances in the second half after we’ve been second best all game.

Aye, he followed up his admission that he hasn't been good enough with 'I'll never walk away'. Funny that fans of no less than five of his former clubs will remember him happy to walk away when something better came along. Also, it's not the first time he's come out with that comment about only being beaten by Man U and Chelsea, the fucking ignoramus.

Of course his critics are “rabid” rather than justified

I am mostly not even bothered to stand up and get a beer out of the fridge watching it, as I don’t want to waste it. Watching us play is the best way for me to stay sober tbh.

Yep and the world's a better place for it.

“Tastes like urin” 😂😂😂

Be more excited if it was a new Ringo Death Starr album!

Landmark day tomorrow as we get a new Sting album AND a new Ringo Starr album. Now That’s What I Call Brexit!

That doesn’t explain Krafth’s caps

Amazon reviews going well.

“The Holy Grail” it’s not hard to find because people are buying it up ffs, it’s because no fucker wants to stock drinkable battery acid.

😂😂

Both spot on, I don’t even know why I bother watching anymore. The football is embarrassingly bad, in fact the club as a whole is just fucking embarrassing. I basically don’t get excited when we score, under Ashley it’s become pretty meaningless since we will never ever kick on. The fucking thought of staying up and having another year exactly like this is just horrible, but it’s the more likely option when compared with staying up and the club being sold, Ashley won’t sack this fucking ball bag if we stay up and another PL season will be even worse than this one under those circumstances imo.