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Bad day for Luke.

😂

Daft cunt will end up owing them money.

But he’d never pay full price

The Papa John’s trophy I genuinely didn’t even know it was a thing until reading about it on here just now. Makes the Zenith Data Systems Cup sound prestigious

what souness needs to do is walk by a giant magnet.

With the winner coming from a man who is named after the bit between your balls and arsehole.

Alright, Gemmill.

I’ve got this great fuzz made by Reuss based on a pedal Rowland S Howard use to use. It’s got two fuzz options, a great sounding fuzz and this out of control noise. https://www.reusseffects.com/products/rsh03 It probably ticks all Blast’s trigger words and the cost of them now is ridiculous, I got mine when they were a start up.

I may also add that as much as we take this piss out of CT for getting things wrong it has to be remembered that Gemmill was happy when we did appoint Souness.

EQD do make some absolute bangers mind you, the plumes and dispatch master are both fantastic.

I’d rather have someone fast and poor (Yedlin) than slow and poor.( Krafth).Lewis is the worst of the lot,and worse than Yedlin.I’d like to see Hayden at right back,but he needs to get the cowardice out of his game.Turning his back at right back and allowing centres to come in isn’t what we need.Manquillo does it,Lewis has it off to perfection,followed closely by Lascelles. Fulham v Leeds Friday night.Bottom 3 by 10pm?

My mate went to a talk-in that he did over here 10 years or so ago. Reckons he was dead entertaining and a lovely bloke who hung around to talk to people, take photos etc, after the talk.

That’s at least the third or fourth time he has tweeted that picture of himself posing in front of someone else’s yachts.

Many years ago, bloke I worked with was a huge boxing fan, would travel to Vegas etc for the big fights, I remember he said at one fight he was on the aisleway and Hagler came down past him and he said he'd never felt so intimidated in his life and said he'd never forget it. Hagler just had such a brutal appearance/aura about him, said hairs on his neck stood up just watching him go by.

Looks like Patel is out to get Dick

This what happens when you run a football club likes its a cut price sports shop in maidenhead. Everything in his world is a short term deal which is either to make money or penny pinch - sometimes with disastrous results. When he bought us, many foresighted people predicted he would run NUFC in the same way as other businesses he’d acquired, like Lonsdale and Slazenger - asset strip like crazy, destroy everything that was good about the product, and sell cheap tat masquerading as quality. They were right, and over the years more and more people have realised this and chosen not to give money to a horrible wanker who’s taken supporters for mugs.... and reduced NUFC to a zombie club with the existential purpose of coming 17th in the PL. We’re lucky he can’t sell the ground because I’m sure he'd have done that by now if he could. I expect the club loses a lot of money on bad decisions that never see the light of day. The surprise shouldn’t be that the club is run badly by underpaid buffoons.....it should be that we haven’t sunk like a stone and kept on sinking with this owner.

Did barse score for them?

It’s good that they’ve broken their Wembley curse. In the least meaningful way possible

FYP

My mate ordered a Papa John’s for the match

Well, I’m boycoutting pizza for the foreseeable… Nah, not really.

I haven't watched any football since Friday night's abortion but a quick glance at rtg and I'm apparently.....checks notes...... crying into my gravy and my Sunday has been ruined just like Adam Johnson ruined my Christmas. (I wonder if the normal ones on there cringe at some of the patter?)

Pretty sure the Papa John dude in the US had to resign after he was caught being an awful racist, so it's fitting for them somehow.

If we don't win against Brighton and then subsequently don't sack Bruce immediately, we're down. If we win against Brighton with hopefully ASM, Almiron and Wilson all back after the international break we might be OK, even with the cabbage in charge.

£3.5m received in compensation for pardew. £6.5m stumped up for bacon boy. £40m paid for somebody who probably isn't even a footballer. honestly man you couldn't even make this shite up. ashley and charnley must be up to their necks in some kind of dirty money laundering scam. there's cunts out there selling crack cocaine outside school gates who could rightfully claim to be handling cleaner cash than our two morally bankrupt halfwits.

Sorry like but I have to laugh. It’s just fucking incredible that basically every Newcastle fan could see this is where hiring Bruce would lead us, and despite how ridiculously fluky as fuck our good runs were we were told we were idiots and just didn’t understand football. What a fucking joke. It’s too late now to sack the cunt too, may as keep the punchable prick so Ashley can save whatever absurd amount of money he had written into Bruce’s contract that incentivized failure so we can spend it on whatever Krafth/Joelinton level talent we have lined up.

To be fair to Yedlin and Manquillo, Cafu never had to play under Steve Bruce.

Yedlin did a job in the championship but he is an athlete, not a footballer. Manquillo is the sort of bits and pieces squad players you wouldn’t mind coming in as 4th choice. Says everything about our squad that he’s our best option at right bank

Nobody except you cares enough, and I include Everton fans in that.

Manquillo is a better footballer no doubt, but that said there is no susbstitute for pace. If I was picking between the two of them fully fit in the current team (if Yedlin was still here) it'd be Manquillo every time. It's not that I think he's particularly good, but he's easily the superior defender of the two even considering Yedlin's pace and the benefit that gives to defending counter attacks. Seriously though, the level of players we're forced to have conversations about is a disgrace. We'd be better off having a thinner squad of better players (and actually giving some kids a chance) than the middling lot we have.

Yedlin was better than manquillo? This could be Ritchie v Murphy all over again

Bury Walker, more like.

I’ve just had a look at Villa’s goal.Maquillo takes a step to the right to get out of the way of the cross.Initially I thought he was anticipating an overlap but the play who may have overlapped wasn’t yet in a position to give the player on the ball that option. Cowardice,the only word I can use for such behaviour.

Murphy is better than current Ritchie for sure. Keeps his head down too much, and runs himself into bad channels on occassion but isn't prone to stupid challenges or crap set pieces and is more likely to create. Still think he's most effective coming off the bench and Ritchie staying on the bench. If it's a choice of one of these two and Joelinton starting in a wide position it'd be Murphy for sure even though he's defensively suspect and lightweight.

Quiff was more fun when he called himself KSA.

So remind me, how would one go about growing a cabbage?

Quiff and Polarboy arguing whether a shit sandwich tastes better on Hovis or Warburtons.

Fullwell, March 27th 1970

Remember where you read it first.

Nothing screams shop tea leaf like a can in his hand, no shopping and a big trampy coat weighed down.

Looks like he’s got the entire company’s supply in his pockets, too. edit; who’s the poor bloke holding his breath next to him?

He's pushing his energy drink but every time i see a picture of him with it I think "monster".

You cheek cun! (Night shift posts).